Tempest
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Winter is coming in the northern coastal mountains.
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Tempest
@hydrogeo.bsky.social
· Sep 19
I’ve decided I’m going to use Bluesky the same way I used Twitter in 2008; posting dumb shit while under the influence most of the time.
But also, I’m not sure wtf that FG attempt was.
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
But also, I’m not sure wtf that FG attempt was.
After decades of watching I have come to the conclusion that I simply do not understand what is or is not defensive pass interference in the NFL.
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
After decades of watching I have come to the conclusion that I simply do not understand what is or is not defensive pass interference in the NFL.
We would have some very large salt plume pollution issues to deal with.
What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We would have some very large salt plume pollution issues to deal with.
AMK is a great follow because doing so reminds me of all the ways that I could, but shouldn’t be, an absolute vapid dumbass on social media.
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
AMK is a great follow because doing so reminds me of all the ways that I could, but shouldn’t be, an absolute vapid dumbass on social media.
Very funny that the commanders are getting utterly screwed by the refs for no reason.
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Very funny that the commanders are getting utterly screwed by the refs for no reason.
Watching SNF on the couch with the floof.
December 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Watching SNF on the couch with the floof.
Sunday mornings are for pancakes, morning cartoons, putting up the Christmas tree, enjoying an extra pot of coffee and waxing skis.
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Sunday mornings are for pancakes, morning cartoons, putting up the Christmas tree, enjoying an extra pot of coffee and waxing skis.
Or just become friends with the guys who live on your street.
I feel like a big part of solving the male loneliness epidemic is bringing back the Minotaur and a maze to put him in
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Or just become friends with the guys who live on your street.
Did I win tonight’s poker game? Fuck no.
Did I have fun hanging out with the boys? Hell yes.
Did I have fun hanging out with the boys? Hell yes.
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Did I win tonight’s poker game? Fuck no.
Did I have fun hanging out with the boys? Hell yes.
Did I have fun hanging out with the boys? Hell yes.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Lynx
Puffin
Humpback Whale
Marmot
Rattlesnake
Lynx
Puffin
Humpback Whale
Marmot
Rattlesnake
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
cat
dog
horse
bug
wolverine
cat
dog
horse
bug
wolverine
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Elk
Brown-throated sloth
Chimpanzee
Moose
+Black bear, specifically one running at top speed (nearly 50 km/h)
Elk
Brown-throated sloth
Chimpanzee
Moose
+Black bear, specifically one running at top speed (nearly 50 km/h)
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Lynx
Puffin
Humpback Whale
Marmot
Rattlesnake
Lynx
Puffin
Humpback Whale
Marmot
Rattlesnake
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There’s a long-standing belief that NHL teams outside a playoff spot at US Thanksgiving have a very slim chance of making the post-season, but according to the Elias Sports Bureau, of the 64 playoff teams over the last four seasons, 14 (22%) were out of the top 8 at US Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
There’s a long-standing belief that NHL teams outside a playoff spot at US Thanksgiving have a very slim chance of making the post-season, but according to the Elias Sports Bureau, of the 64 playoff teams over the last four seasons, 14 (22%) were out of the top 8 at US Thanksgiving.
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Jason Garrett and his turkey leg
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Jason Garrett and his turkey leg
The struggle of wanting to buy something expensive/indulgent because you know it’s a good price and it is something that typically appreciates in value, versus the responsible thing of putting the money in a boring investment that pays dividends.
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The struggle of wanting to buy something expensive/indulgent because you know it’s a good price and it is something that typically appreciates in value, versus the responsible thing of putting the money in a boring investment that pays dividends.
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Jack White brings out Eminem
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Jack White brings out Eminem
Betraying left-leaning Canadians who bailed you out of the last election to back an environmentally damaging pet project pushed by your enemies is quite a decision.
If I didn’t know better I would assume you have both a financial incentive to do this and no intention of winning another election.
If I didn’t know better I would assume you have both a financial incentive to do this and no intention of winning another election.
Premier Smith and I have agreed to a framework built on shared ambitions — to achieve net-zero emissions by 2050, unlock the full potential of Alberta’s energy resources, and build a stronger, more sustainable, more competitive economy.
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Betraying left-leaning Canadians who bailed you out of the last election to back an environmentally damaging pet project pushed by your enemies is quite a decision.
If I didn’t know better I would assume you have both a financial incentive to do this and no intention of winning another election.
If I didn’t know better I would assume you have both a financial incentive to do this and no intention of winning another election.
Get ready for lots of new and creative protests.
And violence.
And violence.
It's a strange way to go about building national unity—agreeing with Alberta what should be built in BC without talking to BC about it.
Can't imagine the federal government taking this approach to a project that went through Ontario or Quebec.
www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...
Can't imagine the federal government taking this approach to a project that went through Ontario or Quebec.
www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...
Carney briefs cabinet on Alberta energy deal to be unveiled Thursday
Agreement could open the door for a new heavy oil pipeline to the B.C. coast
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Get ready for lots of new and creative protests.
And violence.
And violence.
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ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I didn’t realize the oilers PDO is as low as it is. Intuition says it’ll likely recover, but the longer this goes can’t be great for confidence and team building purposes.
Or maybe the Oilers goalies are just really, really, inexcusably bad.
Or maybe the Oilers goalies are just really, really, inexcusably bad.
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I didn’t realize the oilers PDO is as low as it is. Intuition says it’ll likely recover, but the longer this goes can’t be great for confidence and team building purposes.
Or maybe the Oilers goalies are just really, really, inexcusably bad.
Or maybe the Oilers goalies are just really, really, inexcusably bad.
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I can't remember ever seeing a team maintain this kind of 5v5 shooting/save numbers to start a season (also known as our old friend "PDO"). Maybe it's short memory, and most of this is driven by goaltending, but it's still impressive.
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I can't remember ever seeing a team maintain this kind of 5v5 shooting/save numbers to start a season (also known as our old friend "PDO"). Maybe it's short memory, and most of this is driven by goaltending, but it's still impressive.
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
September 12, 2023 at 4:46 PM
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
This little beauty arrived in the mail today. It will take a lot of self control not to play this for the rest of my work day.
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This little beauty arrived in the mail today. It will take a lot of self control not to play this for the rest of my work day.
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There’s something I find oddly satisfying about doing a good job shovelling out the driveway after a good snowfall.
I doubled my zen-like enjoyment of it by shovelling out the driveway of our neighbours who are in their 80’s.
I doubled my zen-like enjoyment of it by shovelling out the driveway of our neighbours who are in their 80’s.
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
There’s something I find oddly satisfying about doing a good job shovelling out the driveway after a good snowfall.
I doubled my zen-like enjoyment of it by shovelling out the driveway of our neighbours who are in their 80’s.
I doubled my zen-like enjoyment of it by shovelling out the driveway of our neighbours who are in their 80’s.
This 15 minute meeting about going over budget just crossed the 30 minute threshold and is still going. #consulting
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This 15 minute meeting about going over budget just crossed the 30 minute threshold and is still going. #consulting