Hordaki
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Still waiting for National Treasure 3.
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Hordaki
@hordaki.bsky.social
· Apr 6
Fun fact, I suggested a new intermission topic on Twitter and he actually used it in the video and gave me a shout-out. I'm mentioned by name 23 hours into the 42 hour Beverly Hillbillies video. This is my legacy.
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Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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I can always figure out who the killer in an episode of Columbo is within the first 10-15 minutes.
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I can always figure out who the killer in an episode of Columbo is within the first 10-15 minutes.
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wow this is pretty damning
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
wow this is pretty damning
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Seeing "Doctor Who is BACK" when the last new episode I watched was THIS YEAR is very funny
October 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Seeing "Doctor Who is BACK" when the last new episode I watched was THIS YEAR is very funny
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Loop Coaster 1 looks too intense for me!
October 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Loop Coaster 1 looks too intense for me!
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it was me, btw. I did the Louvre heist. I was looking to steal all their tour guide 3DSes, but I could only find Crown Jewels. What am I going to do with a bunch of sparkly rocks that can't play Kid Icarus: Uprising
October 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it was me, btw. I did the Louvre heist. I was looking to steal all their tour guide 3DSes, but I could only find Crown Jewels. What am I going to do with a bunch of sparkly rocks that can't play Kid Icarus: Uprising
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Disney trying to start a Tron franchise once every 15-30 years
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Disney trying to start a Tron franchise once every 15-30 years
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Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
October 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
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LADIES LOOK OUT
October 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
LADIES LOOK OUT
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"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
October 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
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Genuinely powerful words to live by.
September 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Genuinely powerful words to live by.
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score
In this house we respect Rod Kimball
In this house we respect Rod Kimball
September 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score
In this house we respect Rod Kimball
In this house we respect Rod Kimball
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I don't care if Monday's grey
Tuesday, Wednesday, also grey
Thursday's also pretty grey
It's Friday
I'm a dog
I don't care if Monday's grey
Tuesday, Wednesday, also grey
Thursday's also pretty grey
It's Friday
I'm a dog
September 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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I don't care if Monday's grey
Tuesday, Wednesday, also grey
Thursday's also pretty grey
It's Friday
I'm a dog
I don't care if Monday's grey
Tuesday, Wednesday, also grey
Thursday's also pretty grey
It's Friday
I'm a dog
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Something I've noticed is that companies are shifting back to emphasizing that smartphone cameras use "machine learning", and "neural networks" instead of trying to sell the technology as "AI", and while that's technically correct I think there's a realization that the term can be radioactive.
September 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Something I've noticed is that companies are shifting back to emphasizing that smartphone cameras use "machine learning", and "neural networks" instead of trying to sell the technology as "AI", and while that's technically correct I think there's a realization that the term can be radioactive.
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
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The thing about Tony Hawk games is that if you haven’t played them you’re probably just thinking like oh, okay, it’s a sports game. You do sports competition things. But in reality, Tony Hawk is more “what if Super Monkey Ball used fighting game controls”
July 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The thing about Tony Hawk games is that if you haven’t played them you’re probably just thinking like oh, okay, it’s a sports game. You do sports competition things. But in reality, Tony Hawk is more “what if Super Monkey Ball used fighting game controls”
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"You say you only used AI for placeholder text, but in that text was a response from the AI saying 'here's a revised version'. Here's what I don't understand - why revise placeholder text? You see my problem? It just doesn't make sense to me. Why revise something nobody was meant to see, unless..."
July 1, 2025 at 7:55 AM
"You say you only used AI for placeholder text, but in that text was a response from the AI saying 'here's a revised version'. Here's what I don't understand - why revise placeholder text? You see my problem? It just doesn't make sense to me. Why revise something nobody was meant to see, unless..."