Hopeless Judas
@hopelessjudas.bsky.social
Mic in one hand, notebook in the other. Somehow also holding a brick. No explanations offered. No leash. No patience for bullshit. Misbehaving beautifully.
I have spent Monday and Tuesday in Philadelphia and I have some reflections. Being in the birthplace of the American experiment is a different experience for me now. I came from a small town in South Jersey, so Philly was, for me, just a place I went to get into trouble.
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I have spent Monday and Tuesday in Philadelphia and I have some reflections. Being in the birthplace of the American experiment is a different experience for me now. I came from a small town in South Jersey, so Philly was, for me, just a place I went to get into trouble.
I’m watching incumbents sweat like the thermostat got stuck on “judgment day.” Turns out ignoring your constituents finally has a half-life.
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I’m watching incumbents sweat like the thermostat got stuck on “judgment day.” Turns out ignoring your constituents finally has a half-life.
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
She was so close... And the power structure loses another bastion...
December 3, 2025 at 9:42 AM
She was so close... And the power structure loses another bastion...
Imagine flipping the House and not having to do a damn thing...
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Imagine flipping the House and not having to do a damn thing...
With all of the GOP defections going on, if Aftyn Behn wins, this will destabilize the entire GOP power structure.
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
With all of the GOP defections going on, if Aftyn Behn wins, this will destabilize the entire GOP power structure.
Can Aftyn Behn REALLY pull this off? Can Tennessee?
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Can Aftyn Behn REALLY pull this off? Can Tennessee?
Start a war, he said. And here we are. Venezuela, you know why he's starting a war with you. You have oil, natural gas and a shitload of strategic materials. He wants it.
Resist. And I'm so sorry a bully stole power.
Resist. And I'm so sorry a bully stole power.
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Start a war, he said. And here we are. Venezuela, you know why he's starting a war with you. You have oil, natural gas and a shitload of strategic materials. He wants it.
Resist. And I'm so sorry a bully stole power.
Resist. And I'm so sorry a bully stole power.
I'm happy Beetlejuice did the right thing. First time and all.
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I'm happy Beetlejuice did the right thing. First time and all.
He got off the couch for this one...
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
He got off the couch for this one...
Spoiler alert, it was a hit.
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Spoiler alert, it was a hit.
Is that Halloween font gone from TikTok yet? That there's a headache font...
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Is that Halloween font gone from TikTok yet? That there's a headache font...
Who bought off John Fetterman? I'm considering jumping balls deep into that man's life...
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Who bought off John Fetterman? I'm considering jumping balls deep into that man's life...
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I recall the orange convicted felon once saying people would stand in long lines begging for food if Kamala Harris became President.
Now in 2025 people are seen in Cleveland and other cities standing in long lines for food due to his cruelty.
Endless projection. I hate him.
Now in 2025 people are seen in Cleveland and other cities standing in long lines for food due to his cruelty.
Endless projection. I hate him.
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I recall the orange convicted felon once saying people would stand in long lines begging for food if Kamala Harris became President.
Now in 2025 people are seen in Cleveland and other cities standing in long lines for food due to his cruelty.
Endless projection. I hate him.
Now in 2025 people are seen in Cleveland and other cities standing in long lines for food due to his cruelty.
Endless projection. I hate him.
Hey you... You're a snack. 🥰 Just thought you should know.
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hey you... You're a snack. 🥰 Just thought you should know.
1st act when I'm president. GOATS. Fuckin goats everywhere.
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
1st act when I'm president. GOATS. Fuckin goats everywhere.
Imagine hating me and I'm just over here giving you valid reasons...
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Imagine hating me and I'm just over here giving you valid reasons...
Now, let’s impeach the neck vag and get on this…
You’re welcome. And I’m running for president in 2028.
You’re welcome. And I’m running for president in 2028.
October 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Now, let’s impeach the neck vag and get on this…
You’re welcome. And I’m running for president in 2028.
You’re welcome. And I’m running for president in 2028.
It's rough finishing a political book in the days of "Flooding the Zone". But, it's done.
October 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
It's rough finishing a political book in the days of "Flooding the Zone". But, it's done.
So, after a late night ruling. Judge Immergut issued a TRO to block Asshole Face from deploying the National Guard from ANY state to Portland. The TRO last for 14 days.
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
Federal judge temporarily blocks Trump administration from sending National Guard troops to Oregon
A federal judge temporarily blocked the Trump administration from deploying any National Guard units to Oregon, including the California National Guard
abcnews.go.com
October 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
So, after a late night ruling. Judge Immergut issued a TRO to block Asshole Face from deploying the National Guard from ANY state to Portland. The TRO last for 14 days.
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
Almost a month ago, Donald Trump suggested that domestic violence shouldn't count. If my wife "fell down the steps" and I buried her on a fucking golf course, I'd probably be a piece of shit too...
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com
October 6, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Almost a month ago, Donald Trump suggested that domestic violence shouldn't count. If my wife "fell down the steps" and I buried her on a fucking golf course, I'd probably be a piece of shit too...
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
Watching Aaron Parnas age has made me realize I'm aging like milk.
September 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Watching Aaron Parnas age has made me realize I'm aging like milk.
Amelia Earhart... If that wasn't a codename for an Epstein victim, I don't think it really matters.
September 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Amelia Earhart... If that wasn't a codename for an Epstein victim, I don't think it really matters.