Hocusyourpocus
@hocusinyourpocus.bsky.social
Pronouns: He/They
Tired writer, disabled art figure model, cat assistant and all around pretty boy.
Will nap on any given occasion.
One more inconvenience away from bursting into flames
Tired writer, disabled art figure model, cat assistant and all around pretty boy.
Will nap on any given occasion.
One more inconvenience away from bursting into flames
Me: Gets bottom surgery
How is my dick bleeding less that my period🙃
How is my dick bleeding less that my period🙃
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Me: Gets bottom surgery
How is my dick bleeding less that my period🙃
How is my dick bleeding less that my period🙃
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there's such an extreme amount of pain involved in watching your pet's health rapidly decline and knowing you have to make the call for euthanasia soon but struggling to because your pet is still trying so hard to keep going and hasn't given up yet 😭
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
there's such an extreme amount of pain involved in watching your pet's health rapidly decline and knowing you have to make the call for euthanasia soon but struggling to because your pet is still trying so hard to keep going and hasn't given up yet 😭
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
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When you get to the age where you have to start parenting your parent(s) alllll of a sudden they want you to be a better parent than they were to you…funny how that works 💀
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM
When you get to the age where you have to start parenting your parent(s) alllll of a sudden they want you to be a better parent than they were to you…funny how that works 💀
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Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
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My bipartisan IRS MATH Act with Senator Bill Cassidy is now law.
Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.
No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.
That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.
No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.
That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My bipartisan IRS MATH Act with Senator Bill Cassidy is now law.
Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.
No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.
That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.
No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.
That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
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“At a conference in Algiers, diplomats and leaders convened to advance an African Union resolution passed at a meeting earlier this year calling for justice and reparations for victims of colonialism.”
Colonialism still shapes our present. Colonial states need to make reparations for their harms.
Colonialism still shapes our present. Colonial states need to make reparations for their harms.
African nations push for recognition of colonial crimes and reparations
African leaders are pushing to have colonial-era crimes recognized, criminalized and addressed through reparations.
apnews.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 AM
“At a conference in Algiers, diplomats and leaders convened to advance an African Union resolution passed at a meeting earlier this year calling for justice and reparations for victims of colonialism.”
Colonialism still shapes our present. Colonial states need to make reparations for their harms.
Colonialism still shapes our present. Colonial states need to make reparations for their harms.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Me: discovers a new books series I MUST read immediately
My library holds: hey, we’re all here at the same time
My library holds: hey, we’re all here at the same time
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Me: discovers a new books series I MUST read immediately
My library holds: hey, we’re all here at the same time
My library holds: hey, we’re all here at the same time
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Flint.
What they do to Black people they do to everyone
And yes this too was part of Black Lives Matter
It’s why they were terrified
And now …
What they do to Black people they do to everyone
And yes this too was part of Black Lives Matter
It’s why they were terrified
And now …
Amazon Data Center Linked to Cluster of Rare Cancers
"The historical precedent here is Flint, Michigan."
futurism.com/artificial-i...
"The historical precedent here is Flint, Michigan."
futurism.com/artificial-i...
Amazon Data Center Linked to Cluster of Rare Cancers
A sprawling data center in eastern Oregon has been linked to a huge rise in rare cancers, muscle conditions, and miscarriages.
futurism.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Flint.
What they do to Black people they do to everyone
And yes this too was part of Black Lives Matter
It’s why they were terrified
And now …
What they do to Black people they do to everyone
And yes this too was part of Black Lives Matter
It’s why they were terrified
And now …
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Please don't let the fear of not doing something well stop you from trying it for the first time. Write a messy story. Paint a crappy flower. Whittle the worst wooden bear of all time.
The best gift you can give yourself is to have fun and grow.
The best gift you can give yourself is to have fun and grow.
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Please don't let the fear of not doing something well stop you from trying it for the first time. Write a messy story. Paint a crappy flower. Whittle the worst wooden bear of all time.
The best gift you can give yourself is to have fun and grow.
The best gift you can give yourself is to have fun and grow.
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if you don’t like cats I’m assuming you’ve never experienced a cat purring which is literally one of the best sounds and little rumbly feelings ever.
this is not up for discussion.
this is not up for discussion.
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
if you don’t like cats I’m assuming you’ve never experienced a cat purring which is literally one of the best sounds and little rumbly feelings ever.
this is not up for discussion.
this is not up for discussion.
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Sometimes I imagine what it would have been like had we adapted to Covid instead of giving up.
If we had clean air in public spaces.
Respirators in healthcare.
Free masks for those who need them.
Better tests & treatment.
Paid time off.
We would all be healthier.
If we had clean air in public spaces.
Respirators in healthcare.
Free masks for those who need them.
Better tests & treatment.
Paid time off.
We would all be healthier.
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Sometimes I imagine what it would have been like had we adapted to Covid instead of giving up.
If we had clean air in public spaces.
Respirators in healthcare.
Free masks for those who need them.
Better tests & treatment.
Paid time off.
We would all be healthier.
If we had clean air in public spaces.
Respirators in healthcare.
Free masks for those who need them.
Better tests & treatment.
Paid time off.
We would all be healthier.
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I eat a big big slice of aged cheddar cheese and then I fall asleep for 100 years
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I eat a big big slice of aged cheddar cheese and then I fall asleep for 100 years
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One of my strategies I’ve had to learn as a chronically ill person is just letting things be good enough.
I was writing a letter to a friend and ran out of energy. I wanted to discuss a second topic, but I just finished up the first and called it good.
I was writing a letter to a friend and ran out of energy. I wanted to discuss a second topic, but I just finished up the first and called it good.
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 AM
One of my strategies I’ve had to learn as a chronically ill person is just letting things be good enough.
I was writing a letter to a friend and ran out of energy. I wanted to discuss a second topic, but I just finished up the first and called it good.
I was writing a letter to a friend and ran out of energy. I wanted to discuss a second topic, but I just finished up the first and called it good.
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I think about this tweet a lot
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I think about this tweet a lot
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A Backlash Is Brewing Against Companies Helping ICE
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
A Backlash Is Brewing Against Companies Helping ICE
Activists are targeting the reputations of Home Depot, AT&T, and other businesses.
open.substack.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A Backlash Is Brewing Against Companies Helping ICE
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
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"Assaults against ICE up 1,153% in 11 months" news article today
Missing, the percentage of Assaults citizens take from ICE, and how much they increased by.
When I see reporting like this, all I can think of is
This is a damn Hometown Referee calling things.
Missing, the percentage of Assaults citizens take from ICE, and how much they increased by.
When I see reporting like this, all I can think of is
This is a damn Hometown Referee calling things.
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 AM
"Assaults against ICE up 1,153% in 11 months" news article today
Missing, the percentage of Assaults citizens take from ICE, and how much they increased by.
When I see reporting like this, all I can think of is
This is a damn Hometown Referee calling things.
Missing, the percentage of Assaults citizens take from ICE, and how much they increased by.
When I see reporting like this, all I can think of is
This is a damn Hometown Referee calling things.
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Amazon workers go on strike world-wide. “From Germany to Bangladesh, thousands of workers walked off the job on Friday and marched against Amazon’s labor practices to push for better wages, working conditions, and union protections." www.commondreams.org/news/make-am...
Global Black Friday Strikes Against Amazon Target 'Techno-Authoritarian' Assault on Workers | Common Dreams
"We are joining Make Amazon Pay to demand the most basic rights: safety, dignity, and the chance to go home alive," said one Amazon worker from India.
www.commondreams.org
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Amazon workers go on strike world-wide. “From Germany to Bangladesh, thousands of workers walked off the job on Friday and marched against Amazon’s labor practices to push for better wages, working conditions, and union protections." www.commondreams.org/news/make-am...
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The problem with fetishizing the rule of law is that people have to break the law to resist fascism, state violence, and oppression. This has always been true, and is very much the case RIGHT NOW.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The problem with fetishizing the rule of law is that people have to break the law to resist fascism, state violence, and oppression. This has always been true, and is very much the case RIGHT NOW.