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heyitsroman.bsky.social
Roman
@heyitsroman.bsky.social
Amateur actor, singer, artist, and political observer. I enjoy Tiki Bars, Theme parks, and AEW. Every worker has the right to unionize.
He/Him
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“Doctors got scared by ‘the left’ into thinking they’d face legal consequences for doing things we made illegal”
Merry Christmas, BlueSky! I’m taking a long winter’s nap, I’ll be back after my birthday, which is the same day as WrestleKingdom.
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Sometimes I think companies with a presence on social media post things separately, a little spaced out, so there’s something brand new more often when people open their apps and check in. Many people probably saw the #AEW women’s graphic before they knew a men’s one existed, Terminally online 🧠.
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I would consider being called “Mr. Toni Storm” a compliment of the highest order. Oh no, I’m not as successful as my truly innovative; super hot wife? Guess I’ll just rest my head on her epic booty and cry about it, then. #AEWCollision
a woman in a wrestling ring holds a heavyweight championship belt over her head
ALT: a woman in a wrestling ring holds a heavyweight championship belt over her head
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Breaking News: Kalen #DeBoer has just been awarded the #Conecuh Sausage #PeacePrize #SEC #RollTide
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Congratulations Tony Khan #aew #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️
December 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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The teams in AEW’s women’s tag team tournament have such fun names. “The Sisters of Sin,” “The Babes of Wrath,” “The Timeless Lovebombs,” “The Megaproblems.”
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Save the matches with history behind them for when you need them. First title match for a new belt at the end of a tournament is a story already. It may not be a WWF Mega Powers Explode! Story, but it’s a story that happens in sports all the time. Two teams wanting to win.
Totally fine with Toni & Mina being the first Tag champs... Probably the best option if you wanted to give prestige and relevancy to the belt was to put it on Toni first..

But why would you book that particular final ? 🤔
All the other options had history attached to them...

#AEW #AEWDynamite
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Somehow Pizzagate Jack has also forgotten he hated Warner/HBO for making that Pedro Pascal show about the zombie video game also gay even though it had been gay the whole time. #TCOT 😆
Another crisis is unfolding.
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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"I don't know how political the WWE wants to get..."
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The gear was made of real glass from the Crimea River.
Way to stick it to the man you still got it clap clap clapclapclap 🤼
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
How is this acceptable for an item I was supposed to have received in 5-7 business days?? #venting #dhl #bull
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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To be very clear, Kennedy's team is messing with a vaccine which has led to a 99 percent drop in the incidence of hepatitis B, which kills, early and painfully, 25 percent of the people who get it as children. lnk.thebulwark.com/3Xt957M
RFK’s Anti-Vax Team Readies Its Next Moves
“Their game is, let’s really destabilize trust in the vaccine, and make people really anxious about it.”
lnk.thebulwark.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The amount of plastic surgery that Linda had to go through to be acceptable to Trump is something alright. #WWE #AEW #WrestleSky
He was sleeping when she said this.
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Lutnick demonstrates why he's called Nutlick: "The greatest cabinet ever for the greatest president ever. I can't be more proud of how you did it, sir. You created the greatest cabinet. It is a joy to be at this table."
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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He is such a loser it’s actually mystifying
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Friday
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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If I'm in New York US Attorney's Office, I'm going to get Becky Lynch on record talking about her experience being warned about a sexual predator who had the power to ruin women's careers in WWE.

Mainly to demonstrate how it was accepted in WWE and why no one went to higher ups.

#wrestlesky
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I have a very good friend who was off the grid for a month. I had the pleasure of telling him while he was unplugged, we had about 72 hours where everyone was certain #Trump gave a #blowjob to #BillClinton.
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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A mayoral candidate saying maybe the city should cover the cost of bus rides gets the full socialism panic treatment before he even tries it.

A sitting president taking billions of dollars worth of shares in private companies gets “I must say, a tad unusual” after it’s been going for nearly a year.
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Since this is where we're at now with wrestling 'discourse', I think I'm done with bluesky for a while. This one broke me.
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM