dhauge
@hauge319.bsky.social
Reply guy. Wealth manager. Financial markets and sports fan. Minneapolis, MN.
Nasdaq goes down for five days then comes right back with this lol.
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Nasdaq goes down for five days then comes right back with this lol.
Higher prices will be met with Put buying
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Higher prices will be met with Put buying
Today’s market action.
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Today’s market action.
Toilet Paper: Bonds, and the CNN Fear & Greed Index.
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Toilet Paper: Bonds, and the CNN Fear & Greed Index.
Stocks just ripping because... ?
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Stocks just ripping because... ?
The 400th V bottom in a row.
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The 400th V bottom in a row.
Quick annual risk-free rate outta SOXL pre-mkt.
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Quick annual risk-free rate outta SOXL pre-mkt.
Looks like a tough day out there oh SOXL is green again OK
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Looks like a tough day out there oh SOXL is green again OK
Bonds continuing to be the worst 'investment' of all time I see. I hate these things!
Treasurys really getting smoked now.. 30yr +8bps $TLT
December 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Bonds continuing to be the worst 'investment' of all time I see. I hate these things!
Feels like IREN is a short that thing just keeps getting blasted
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Feels like IREN is a short that thing just keeps getting blasted
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Got some 12/5 birthday Puts let’s gooo.
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Got some 12/5 birthday Puts let’s gooo.
The S&P Risk-Free 500™️
Stocks put the "V" in November...
... the S&P 500 ends positive, now up 7 months in a row.
My @seekingalpha monthly recap:
seekingalpha.com/art...
... the S&P 500 ends positive, now up 7 months in a row.
My @seekingalpha monthly recap:
seekingalpha.com/art...
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The S&P Risk-Free 500™️
Would you look at that toilet paper bonds are down while every other asset goes up in price
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Would you look at that toilet paper bonds are down while every other asset goes up in price
Downright hilarious. 25bps and people can’t snort enough coke.
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Downright hilarious. 25bps and people can’t snort enough coke.
Just an atrocious deal when levered longs return this daily.
T-bills offered a 5.3% yield in early 2024.
3.8% today (4.28% ttm yield)
Could be 3.0% by 2H26 if the Fed Fund futures market is about right. $BIL
3.8% today (4.28% ttm yield)
Could be 3.0% by 2H26 if the Fed Fund futures market is about right. $BIL
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just an atrocious deal when levered longs return this daily.
OKLO +6% for no reason on a sleepy holiday
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
OKLO +6% for no reason on a sleepy holiday
Will short some shitcos 10 mins before close
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Will short some shitcos 10 mins before close
Small caps take 3 weeks to bleed out 8% like the world is over; recovers in 4 days.
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Small caps take 3 weeks to bleed out 8% like the world is over; recovers in 4 days.
Who knew 25 basis points was worth absolute trillions in market cap
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Who knew 25 basis points was worth absolute trillions in market cap
Wasting time posting when I should just be smashing buy buttons
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Wasting time posting when I should just be smashing buy buttons
Lol SOXL just absolutely trucking from the opening bell.
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Lol SOXL just absolutely trucking from the opening bell.
I see you acting weak PLTR while asset prices are shot into the orbit
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I see you acting weak PLTR while asset prices are shot into the orbit
No one who owns SOXL is in a recession
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
No one who owns SOXL is in a recession