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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 1: A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara
Day 1: A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara
Happy Saturday! 👋🏻
On my way to the nephews 13th birthday party & flying solo! Unfortunately the man flu has got Tom good & proper 😢🤧
Wish me luck! Believe me it’s needed 😬
On my way to the nephews 13th birthday party & flying solo! Unfortunately the man flu has got Tom good & proper 😢🤧
Wish me luck! Believe me it’s needed 😬
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Happy Saturday! 👋🏻
On my way to the nephews 13th birthday party & flying solo! Unfortunately the man flu has got Tom good & proper 😢🤧
Wish me luck! Believe me it’s needed 😬
On my way to the nephews 13th birthday party & flying solo! Unfortunately the man flu has got Tom good & proper 😢🤧
Wish me luck! Believe me it’s needed 😬
Morning all 👋🏻
Just me & the youngest purr monster awake this morning 🐈
Just me & the youngest purr monster awake this morning 🐈
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Morning all 👋🏻
Just me & the youngest purr monster awake this morning 🐈
Just me & the youngest purr monster awake this morning 🐈
Happy Friday! 🥳
So they say sharing is caring and I’ve very generously given Tom my bug, just as I’m feeling better 😬🤧
So spending my Friday off running some errands & getting the sick patient some supplies, just call me nurse Harris 👩🏼⚕️
So they say sharing is caring and I’ve very generously given Tom my bug, just as I’m feeling better 😬🤧
So spending my Friday off running some errands & getting the sick patient some supplies, just call me nurse Harris 👩🏼⚕️
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Happy Friday! 🥳
So they say sharing is caring and I’ve very generously given Tom my bug, just as I’m feeling better 😬🤧
So spending my Friday off running some errands & getting the sick patient some supplies, just call me nurse Harris 👩🏼⚕️
So they say sharing is caring and I’ve very generously given Tom my bug, just as I’m feeling better 😬🤧
So spending my Friday off running some errands & getting the sick patient some supplies, just call me nurse Harris 👩🏼⚕️
Today the oldest nephew has turned 13 😳
Where have them years gone?! 🤷🏻♂️
So proud of the lad he has become though, couldn’t ask for a better nephew 🥰
Where have them years gone?! 🤷🏻♂️
So proud of the lad he has become though, couldn’t ask for a better nephew 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Today the oldest nephew has turned 13 😳
Where have them years gone?! 🤷🏻♂️
So proud of the lad he has become though, couldn’t ask for a better nephew 🥰
Where have them years gone?! 🤷🏻♂️
So proud of the lad he has become though, couldn’t ask for a better nephew 🥰
Dosed up to the max, laying on the sofa in my dressing gown, drinking a hot toddy & watching trashy Christmas films to help me feel better 🤧🤒
arnold schwarzenegger is holding a sign that says jingle all the way in front of a christmas tree
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November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Dosed up to the max, laying on the sofa in my dressing gown, drinking a hot toddy & watching trashy Christmas films to help me feel better 🤧🤒
Argh woken up with a stinking cold, proper bunged up & coughing 🤧
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Argh woken up with a stinking cold, proper bunged up & coughing 🤧
Happy Sunday one & all! 👋🏻
As much as I enjoy catching up & having a giggle with me mate, it’s lovely to get home to Tom & the cats 🥰
Currently on the sofa, in me comfies & I won’t be going anywhere else 😴
As much as I enjoy catching up & having a giggle with me mate, it’s lovely to get home to Tom & the cats 🥰
Currently on the sofa, in me comfies & I won’t be going anywhere else 😴
a woman is laying on a white couch with the words lazy mode written above her
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November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Happy Sunday one & all! 👋🏻
As much as I enjoy catching up & having a giggle with me mate, it’s lovely to get home to Tom & the cats 🥰
Currently on the sofa, in me comfies & I won’t be going anywhere else 😴
As much as I enjoy catching up & having a giggle with me mate, it’s lovely to get home to Tom & the cats 🥰
Currently on the sofa, in me comfies & I won’t be going anywhere else 😴
Day partying with me bestie 🥰
Best day but I’m cream crackered 🤣🤣
Best day but I’m cream crackered 🤣🤣
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Day partying with me bestie 🥰
Best day but I’m cream crackered 🤣🤣
Best day but I’m cream crackered 🤣🤣
Got to the hotel and started to feel sleepy, so thought best to have a little drinkie 🍺
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Got to the hotel and started to feel sleepy, so thought best to have a little drinkie 🍺
On me way to London 🚂
Off to spend the day with my sister from another mister, my main bish @wmhsoj.bsky.social 🥳
It’s been ages! So lots to catch up on! As well as a little dancing & drinking 💃🍻
Off to spend the day with my sister from another mister, my main bish @wmhsoj.bsky.social 🥳
It’s been ages! So lots to catch up on! As well as a little dancing & drinking 💃🍻
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
On me way to London 🚂
Off to spend the day with my sister from another mister, my main bish @wmhsoj.bsky.social 🥳
It’s been ages! So lots to catch up on! As well as a little dancing & drinking 💃🍻
Off to spend the day with my sister from another mister, my main bish @wmhsoj.bsky.social 🥳
It’s been ages! So lots to catch up on! As well as a little dancing & drinking 💃🍻
Right, off out dancing today, but can’t decide on what shirt still 🤔
All will be packed (& ironed) so have time to decide, but thoughts?
All will be packed (& ironed) so have time to decide, but thoughts?
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Right, off out dancing today, but can’t decide on what shirt still 🤔
All will be packed (& ironed) so have time to decide, but thoughts?
All will be packed (& ironed) so have time to decide, but thoughts?
Four Christmas movies to know me by.
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Four Christmas movies to know me by.
Post a skipless album
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Post a skipless album
Making inflated ticket resales illegal is great!
Iit’s not exactly what we’re looking for in the scheme of things, maybe being able to actually afford things like that in the first place would be good 🤷🏻♂️
Maybe, tax the rich 🤷🏻♂️
Iit’s not exactly what we’re looking for in the scheme of things, maybe being able to actually afford things like that in the first place would be good 🤷🏻♂️
Maybe, tax the rich 🤷🏻♂️
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Making inflated ticket resales illegal is great!
Iit’s not exactly what we’re looking for in the scheme of things, maybe being able to actually afford things like that in the first place would be good 🤷🏻♂️
Maybe, tax the rich 🤷🏻♂️
Iit’s not exactly what we’re looking for in the scheme of things, maybe being able to actually afford things like that in the first place would be good 🤷🏻♂️
Maybe, tax the rich 🤷🏻♂️
Posts about birthday months or star signs always do me dirty, they be like:
March/Pisces: You’re a delight everyone loves you
April/Aries: NO GOOD C**T! Look at yourself LOOOOOK! You make me SICK! YOU ARE THE WORST!
May/Taurus: You have a strong heart, you are pure sunshine on a cloudy day
🤣🤣
March/Pisces: You’re a delight everyone loves you
April/Aries: NO GOOD C**T! Look at yourself LOOOOOK! You make me SICK! YOU ARE THE WORST!
May/Taurus: You have a strong heart, you are pure sunshine on a cloudy day
🤣🤣
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Posts about birthday months or star signs always do me dirty, they be like:
March/Pisces: You’re a delight everyone loves you
April/Aries: NO GOOD C**T! Look at yourself LOOOOOK! You make me SICK! YOU ARE THE WORST!
May/Taurus: You have a strong heart, you are pure sunshine on a cloudy day
🤣🤣
March/Pisces: You’re a delight everyone loves you
April/Aries: NO GOOD C**T! Look at yourself LOOOOOK! You make me SICK! YOU ARE THE WORST!
May/Taurus: You have a strong heart, you are pure sunshine on a cloudy day
🤣🤣
Well, look at you being all obnoxiously loud on a work call & tapping away aggressively on your keyboard, whilst on the 7am commuter train 😒
Aren’t you just SOOOOO important 🙄
(Eye rolling so hard that my neck has dislocated)
Aren’t you just SOOOOO important 🙄
(Eye rolling so hard that my neck has dislocated)
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November 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Well, look at you being all obnoxiously loud on a work call & tapping away aggressively on your keyboard, whilst on the 7am commuter train 😒
Aren’t you just SOOOOO important 🙄
(Eye rolling so hard that my neck has dislocated)
Aren’t you just SOOOOO important 🙄
(Eye rolling so hard that my neck has dislocated)
Morning all! 👋🏻
Definitely a big coat day, freezing me nuts off 🥶
Wrap up warm & have a good day 😊
Definitely a big coat day, freezing me nuts off 🥶
Wrap up warm & have a good day 😊
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Morning all! 👋🏻
Definitely a big coat day, freezing me nuts off 🥶
Wrap up warm & have a good day 😊
Definitely a big coat day, freezing me nuts off 🥶
Wrap up warm & have a good day 😊
Feeling a bit “meh” this evening 😔
I know things could always be a lot worse, but things just feel super hard all the time at the moment
I don’t need a response or sympathy, just putting this out into the void.
I know things could always be a lot worse, but things just feel super hard all the time at the moment
I don’t need a response or sympathy, just putting this out into the void.
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Feeling a bit “meh” this evening 😔
I know things could always be a lot worse, but things just feel super hard all the time at the moment
I don’t need a response or sympathy, just putting this out into the void.
I know things could always be a lot worse, but things just feel super hard all the time at the moment
I don’t need a response or sympathy, just putting this out into the void.
Morning! 👋🏻
Just doing a Sunday supply run & then back home to chill for the day 😊
Just doing a Sunday supply run & then back home to chill for the day 😊
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Morning! 👋🏻
Just doing a Sunday supply run & then back home to chill for the day 😊
Just doing a Sunday supply run & then back home to chill for the day 😊
The girls met Santa today & I nearly burst in to tears, they are so bloody cute 🥰🥹🎅🏻
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The girls met Santa today & I nearly burst in to tears, they are so bloody cute 🥰🥹🎅🏻
Good morning from me & this little ginger biscuit 🥰🐈
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Good morning from me & this little ginger biscuit 🥰🐈
People who put their feet on the seats of public transport really piss me off
Oh also people who need to shout instead of talking
Oh and those that play their phones loud
Oh also people who need to shout instead of talking
Oh and those that play their phones loud
peter griffin from family guy sits at a desk in front of a poster that says what really grinds my gears
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November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
People who put their feet on the seats of public transport really piss me off
Oh also people who need to shout instead of talking
Oh and those that play their phones loud
Oh also people who need to shout instead of talking
Oh and those that play their phones loud
Held out as long as I could but it’s time 🎅🏻🎄🎧💃
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Held out as long as I could but it’s time 🎅🏻🎄🎧💃
Happy Friday! 🥳
Perfect weather for the pink rain mac to make an appearance 💗🌸🐷🎀
Hope everyone has a good day! 😊
Perfect weather for the pink rain mac to make an appearance 💗🌸🐷🎀
Hope everyone has a good day! 😊
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Happy Friday! 🥳
Perfect weather for the pink rain mac to make an appearance 💗🌸🐷🎀
Hope everyone has a good day! 😊
Perfect weather for the pink rain mac to make an appearance 💗🌸🐷🎀
Hope everyone has a good day! 😊