GorillazNtheMyst
@gorillaznthemyst.bsky.social
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Update: the flirting is *actually* improving! Thank you, Leslie Jordan, for hearing my prayer!
Men really don’t know how to flirt or do courtship anymore 🤷🏻♂️
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Update: the flirting is *actually* improving! Thank you, Leslie Jordan, for hearing my prayer!
Reader, I am shook by how pertinent these lyrics by Paris Paloma are to my situationship
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Reader, I am shook by how pertinent these lyrics by Paris Paloma are to my situationship
Posting just to feel something
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Posting just to feel something
Finding a guy who wants to go on adventures with me and listen to me explain why Xenogears is the most important game of our time is really fuckin difficult, y’all
a video game scene with emeralda saying " really ? really truly yeah "
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November 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Finding a guy who wants to go on adventures with me and listen to me explain why Xenogears is the most important game of our time is really fuckin difficult, y’all
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The only review of this show that I believe is relevant.
Is the writing terrible? YES. Is Kim K terrible at acting? YES. Does the rest of the cast deserve better? YES. But not since And Just Like That, have I enjoyed watching such a trainwreck. It's the Dynasty of the 2020s.
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The only review of this show that I believe is relevant.
ABOLISH TIME
oh yay the sun is out in the morning
but it's going to get dark at 4pm
Ugggghhhhh
but it's going to get dark at 4pm
Ugggghhhhh
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
ABOLISH TIME
Literally all of these songs are added because of @eevoh.bsky.social having fantastic taste and an unrelenting appreciation for the undervalued divas
October 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Literally all of these songs are added because of @eevoh.bsky.social having fantastic taste and an unrelenting appreciation for the undervalued divas
Omg this rehearsal is SO boring 🥱
October 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Omg this rehearsal is SO boring 🥱
"When the world wearies & ceases to satisfy, there is always [Mayhem by Lady Gaga]." - Rudyard Kipling
a woman laying on the hood of a car with her mouth open
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October 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"When the world wearies & ceases to satisfy, there is always [Mayhem by Lady Gaga]." - Rudyard Kipling
Men really don’t know how to flirt or do courtship anymore 🤷🏻♂️
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Men really don’t know how to flirt or do courtship anymore 🤷🏻♂️
Well, hello
And welcome to my home
And welcome to my home
October 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Well, hello
And welcome to my home
And welcome to my home
Mostly gonna hang out with this bunch today
October 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Mostly gonna hang out with this bunch today
Cheers, pumpkins, it’s my birthday! 🎉 🎃
October 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Cheers, pumpkins, it’s my birthday! 🎉 🎃
Don't ask me why but it's a Schutz & Monteverdi kind of day
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Don't ask me why but it's a Schutz & Monteverdi kind of day
Let’s go apple-picking, bro 🍂
October 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Let’s go apple-picking, bro 🍂
Did I go out and get a Switch 2 Fast 2 Furious to be able to play Pokemon pizZA?
Maybe So GIF
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October 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Did I go out and get a Switch 2 Fast 2 Furious to be able to play Pokemon pizZA?
Broke out the onesie cause it’s cold. Couldn’t find the Emergency Warmth Himbo, unfortunately
October 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Broke out the onesie cause it’s cold. Couldn’t find the Emergency Warmth Himbo, unfortunately
Went from Like to LOVE on Sabrina this year with Man's Best Friend and her VMAs performance. An actually well-conceived pop album with catchy, interesting music ideas, fun & relatable lyrics, and an unrelenting pursuit of emotionally unavailable himbos. She's just like me fr fr.
October 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Went from Like to LOVE on Sabrina this year with Man's Best Friend and her VMAs performance. An actually well-conceived pop album with catchy, interesting music ideas, fun & relatable lyrics, and an unrelenting pursuit of emotionally unavailable himbos. She's just like me fr fr.
Still here or something
September 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Still here or something
When I tell you I am SO EXCITED to enjoy my hot coffee tomorrow morning with this hot bitch.
Thank you so much @deadbydussy.com diva, this is seriously the sweetest little thing that’s happened to me in like two months. 
Thank you so much @deadbydussy.com diva, this is seriously the sweetest little thing that’s happened to me in like two months. 
September 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
When I tell you I am SO EXCITED to enjoy my hot coffee tomorrow morning with this hot bitch.
Thank you so much @deadbydussy.com diva, this is seriously the sweetest little thing that’s happened to me in like two months. 
Thank you so much @deadbydussy.com diva, this is seriously the sweetest little thing that’s happened to me in like two months. 
Conducting an experiment tonight to see if falafel can cure depression watch this space
September 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Conducting an experiment tonight to see if falafel can cure depression watch this space
Really hope I never get married only to find out I still just want to hunt for dick on Grindr 🤷🏻♂️
September 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Really hope I never get married only to find out I still just want to hunt for dick on Grindr 🤷🏻♂️
