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My wife’s friend was telling us about the dumb, hot, new-agey guy she’s hooking up with, including how he “blends his water”

I was the only one to catch this nugget and ask a follow-up question. And yes, he just fills up his blender with water and blends it before he drinks it. No one knows why
My latest Litterboxd review: another stinky piece of shit from my cat!
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Me and everyone I know are looking just fine, actually
Opinion | The Epstein files will come out. No one is looking good.
Conspiracy theories are unlikely to be put to rest with looming disclosures.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Noticed I’ve been eating too much “food products” and not enough “food”
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Happy Veterans Day
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
1. Disabled comments, of course

2. Not really

3. Even if so, who’s behind all the other shitheads who voted yes?
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Strange how security/cybersecurity is the one industry that doesn’t advertise about being “AI powered” 🤔
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Made a quick chart
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Uhh these CNN exit polls don’t look good. Unless they were just teasing the worst groups for Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Saw a lady with a Cuomo sticker by the polling place and couldn’t help but give out an audible “UGHHH”

Then I did it again louder and on purpose
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Season sudden death!
For all the lingo that exists, I’ve never heard anyone talk about baseball’s “sudden death” - situations where either team could win on the next pitch
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Entering egg nog season (November-January)

Wrapping up margarita season (the rest)
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
For all the lingo that exists, I’ve never heard anyone talk about baseball’s “sudden death” - situations where either team could win on the next pitch
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My daily schedule:

-Work for an hour
-Come back here and see some crazy shit I missed
-Repeat
RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol
October 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Heartwarming ❤️
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off
October 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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"no more superficial individual expression"
September 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Love to ask questions curiosly and then limit replies
Genuinely curious what the analysis of the American Civil War is from tankie WWII revisionists.
September 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
You’re cancelled, bitch!
September 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
US futures edge up on news of terrible jobs report, pending catastrophic asteroid collision
September 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Reposted by Petey Pablo
Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches
Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Describing the practice as “vital to player development,” researchers at Harvard University published a study Monday that shows immediate skin-to-skin contact between NFL coaches and new...
theonion.com
September 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
BRB, practicing politics the right way
September 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends

JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald

GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
September 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Me and my friends will kill AI John Adams with hammers, I can tell you that much
Trump's new history exhibit features an AI-generated John Adams saying "Facts do not care about our feelings."
Trump's New History Exhibit Features Fake Quotes From AI-Generated Founding Fathers
John Adams never actually said
gizmodo.com
September 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Bin laden won (9/11 made us lose our minds and self-destruct)
What's your take on the moment we're living through in 50 words or less. [you able to quote post]
August 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
August 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM