MalicousMalarky🍉（ ͜•人 ͜•)
@giantwoman420.bsky.social
🔞 | Mal | DC | 🏳️⚧️ 🖤🤍💜👩🏽🎤| she/her prob/lem | Denying the rights of one denies the rights of all | EAT THE RICH
https://theelephantsfoot.bandcamp.com/album/elephants-foot
https://theelephantsfoot.bandcamp.com/album/elephants-foot
Cracking my neck is starting to sound like those clicks that the raptors make in Jurassic Park
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Cracking my neck is starting to sound like those clicks that the raptors make in Jurassic Park
Trump announces National Guard shooting grazed his cheek, may have drooping face definitely unrelated from whatever the fuck a stroke is
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Trump announces National Guard shooting grazed his cheek, may have drooping face definitely unrelated from whatever the fuck a stroke is
It is kinda fucked up to do shrooms in the middle of a genocide of the middle east
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
It is kinda fucked up to do shrooms in the middle of a genocide of the middle east
I tried to explain to the nail tech that I wanted my right pointer and middle fingers to have shorter nails, and she was confused and thought I met all of them. I tried to explain that I wanted just those ones, but I got embarrassed and said it was okay and just let her do it how it was
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I tried to explain to the nail tech that I wanted my right pointer and middle fingers to have shorter nails, and she was confused and thought I met all of them. I tried to explain that I wanted just those ones, but I got embarrassed and said it was okay and just let her do it how it was
I need headlines to stop being so absurd today
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I need headlines to stop being so absurd today
Can't believe JD Vance just keeps casually killing people lol
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Can't believe JD Vance just keeps casually killing people lol
Musician: oh yeah, I know that song! Let's play it!
The bridge: She has no idea what's about to hit her
The bridge: She has no idea what's about to hit her
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Musician: oh yeah, I know that song! Let's play it!
The bridge: She has no idea what's about to hit her
The bridge: She has no idea what's about to hit her
AMAB:
Assignee
Miserable
At
Birth
Assignee
Miserable
At
Birth
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
AMAB:
Assignee
Miserable
At
Birth
Assignee
Miserable
At
Birth
Oh what I would give for a lobotomy right now
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Oh what I would give for a lobotomy right now
Millennials are killing the grocery industry claiming it's 'too expensive' but have plenty of money for phone bills, fucking losers
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Millennials are killing the grocery industry claiming it's 'too expensive' but have plenty of money for phone bills, fucking losers
*turns down the volume of Pulp Fiction so my neighbors don't think I don't agree with a guy yelling about 'dead n-word storage' *
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
*turns down the volume of Pulp Fiction so my neighbors don't think I don't agree with a guy yelling about 'dead n-word storage' *
I know the doc said I couldn't have bottom surgery because Im too fat, but it wasn't necessary for him to point out how tiny my dick is
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I know the doc said I couldn't have bottom surgery because Im too fat, but it wasn't necessary for him to point out how tiny my dick is
Why does being a woman mean I'm supposed to be under 200 lbs, be willing to do so much more labor emotionally for others and physically for my appearance, and be ok with being SA'd?
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Why does being a woman mean I'm supposed to be under 200 lbs, be willing to do so much more labor emotionally for others and physically for my appearance, and be ok with being SA'd?
Maybe spending my teen years wiring my brain for suicidal ideation wasn't the best recipe for success in the long run?
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Maybe spending my teen years wiring my brain for suicidal ideation wasn't the best recipe for success in the long run?
Do I want to be her? Or do I just want to have sex with her?
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Do I want to be her? Or do I just want to have sex with her?
Maybe if I had let myself be faggier as a kid, allowing myself to be more feminine wouldn't be so hard.
November 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Maybe if I had let myself be faggier as a kid, allowing myself to be more feminine wouldn't be so hard.
JD Vance hugging Erika Kirk like that so his wife makes him sleep on the couch 😏
November 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
JD Vance hugging Erika Kirk like that so his wife makes him sleep on the couch 😏
Halloween was happy 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Halloween was happy 🎃
Hey guys be careful with your Halloween candy this year, I found a list of codes with The Football in my M&Ms, and almost blew up the city. Stay Safe!
November 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Hey guys be careful with your Halloween candy this year, I found a list of codes with The Football in my M&Ms, and almost blew up the city. Stay Safe!
Is it bad taste to be CK for Halloween?
October 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Is it bad taste to be CK for Halloween?
They're not gonna reopen the government, they're gonna place a temporary one in charge, and eventually that temporary government will become permanent.
October 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
They're not gonna reopen the government, they're gonna place a temporary one in charge, and eventually that temporary government will become permanent.
I love [insert 80's property]!
Said 80's property: *is inherently transphobic*
Said 80's property: *is inherently transphobic*
October 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I love [insert 80's property]!
Said 80's property: *is inherently transphobic*
Said 80's property: *is inherently transphobic*
"maybe, if I keep my social circles smaller and smaller, no one will make me feel bad BUT me"
October 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
"maybe, if I keep my social circles smaller and smaller, no one will make me feel bad BUT me"