Geordie Kakamora
@geordiekakamora.bsky.social
Just a villainous pirate coconut from the Toon.
Specialising in NUFC, Mountain Biking, Fantasy Premier League and Financial Advice.
Specialising in NUFC, Mountain Biking, Fantasy Premier League and Financial Advice.
There is no greater lie than the cup number indicator on the side of a kettle.
December 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
There is no greater lie than the cup number indicator on the side of a kettle.
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December 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
What do I know!
Fucking knew it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
What do I know!
Fucking knew it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Fucking knew it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@geordiekakamora.bsky.social has swears! They've used 121 profanities in their last 1,869 posts.
🥇 "shit" (24 times)
🥈 "fucking" (23 times)
🥉 "fuck" (15 times)
🥇 "shit" (24 times)
🥈 "fucking" (23 times)
🥉 "fuck" (15 times)
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
@geordiekakamora.bsky.social has swears! They've used 121 profanities in their last 1,869 posts.
🥇 "shit" (24 times)
🥈 "fucking" (23 times)
🥉 "fuck" (15 times)
🥇 "shit" (24 times)
🥈 "fucking" (23 times)
🥉 "fuck" (15 times)
@profanity.accountant Let's do this.
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
@profanity.accountant Let's do this.
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November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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BIG NICK!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! 😁😁😁
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
BIG NICK!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! 😁😁😁
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MILLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
MILLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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WHAT A START!!!! 😍😍
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
WHAT A START!!!! 😍😍
This Sunderland thing isn't funny anymore.
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This Sunderland thing isn't funny anymore.
An excellent breakdown.
Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
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Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
An excellent breakdown.
Financial Adviser here: This is a terrible retirement plan.
So he’s been investing in property, doing them up and then selling them
Fair enough
And that’s what he used to buy his own house in 2016 - that’s what he considers to be his “pension”
His own house that he lives in🤷🏼♀️
3/
Fair enough
And that’s what he used to buy his own house in 2016 - that’s what he considers to be his “pension”
His own house that he lives in🤷🏼♀️
3/
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Financial Adviser here: This is a terrible retirement plan.