Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad
@fredandposy.bsky.social
Two rescue greyhounds in search of snacks and justice. Watched over by Fred and Posy. #SkyHounds
One of us is making very bad smells
October 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
One of us is making very bad smells
Double storey sulking
September 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Double storey sulking
Erm help. There was a double murder. Apparently the squeaky toy was a live possum. And while its baby was pre-dedd even so one is not meant to saunter in wiv it between your jaws and dump it on your bed, says mum.
August 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Erm help. There was a double murder. Apparently the squeaky toy was a live possum. And while its baby was pre-dedd even so one is not meant to saunter in wiv it between your jaws and dump it on your bed, says mum.
Not getting up until she turns the rain off.
July 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Not getting up until she turns the rain off.
There is nothing more satisfying than chewing noisily while Blossie has to sit and seethe
July 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
There is nothing more satisfying than chewing noisily while Blossie has to sit and seethe
Bit of a traffic jam on Scarborough Rd
July 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Bit of a traffic jam on Scarborough Rd
I was absolutely not trying to steal another dog’s toy.
July 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I was absolutely not trying to steal another dog’s toy.
I was inspecting the greyt hole I dug on last nights walk and Derek peed in it!
July 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I was inspecting the greyt hole I dug on last nights walk and Derek peed in it!
I had a very important stick to dig up! Derek wishes he could.
June 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I had a very important stick to dig up! Derek wishes he could.
New street mattress stack! No I’m not getting down!
June 17, 2025 at 9:10 AM
New street mattress stack! No I’m not getting down!
We do not share your eagerness to get home mother
June 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
We do not share your eagerness to get home mother
HELLO WE WOULD LIKE TO COME
AND INSPECT YOUR PREMISES
AND INSPECT YOUR PREMISES
June 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
HELLO WE WOULD LIKE TO COME
AND INSPECT YOUR PREMISES
AND INSPECT YOUR PREMISES
Me being escorted away from Derek’s breakfast bowl
June 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Me being escorted away from Derek’s breakfast bowl
It’s fine!
Derek: it is not fine
Derek: it is not fine
June 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It’s fine!
Derek: it is not fine
Derek: it is not fine
Mum got us our own street mattress stack!
June 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Mum got us our own street mattress stack!
I care not for your glorious sunrise
June 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I care not for your glorious sunrise
She KNOWS my legs don’t work if I’m wearing pyjamas I don’t know why she bothers to try to tell me they do.
June 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
She KNOWS my legs don’t work if I’m wearing pyjamas I don’t know why she bothers to try to tell me they do.
Note to the local tradies: do not think you can hop out of your ute to admire Blossie’s pyjamas without me assuming you’re making room for me
June 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Note to the local tradies: do not think you can hop out of your ute to admire Blossie’s pyjamas without me assuming you’re making room for me
Find your own stack of street mattresses Derek
June 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Find your own stack of street mattresses Derek
The teens have found a new way to give mum a heart attack! One tomato sauce bottle left where Blossie
could reach it later…
could reach it later…
June 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The teens have found a new way to give mum a heart attack! One tomato sauce bottle left where Blossie
could reach it later…
could reach it later…
Taking hide n seek to a new l
June 1, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Taking hide n seek to a new l
When you see another two local dogs exchange some strong words wiv each other during their walkies and mum says “congrats guys! For once we aren’t the problem!” as the three of us walk smugly by #ProudEars
May 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
When you see another two local dogs exchange some strong words wiv each other during their walkies and mum says “congrats guys! For once we aren’t the problem!” as the three of us walk smugly by #ProudEars
Happy #FlapsOutFriday from the future! Mum just had to pull a dangler out of my bum in full view of the public so I am preparing to be dedd from the mortification. Update: TWO danglers!
May 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Happy #FlapsOutFriday from the future! Mum just had to pull a dangler out of my bum in full view of the public so I am preparing to be dedd from the mortification. Update: TWO danglers!
We are back and it’s winter! What did we miss frens? Mum says she’s been too busy to attend to our social media. Also, please send help, we have a couch demarcation dispute.
May 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
We are back and it’s winter! What did we miss frens? Mum says she’s been too busy to attend to our social media. Also, please send help, we have a couch demarcation dispute.