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YOamyjo🍓
@fratboyamy.bsky.social
This is the office of my
White Trash Meatball Fight Club.
Milwaukee-ish, Wisconsin, USA

CashApp: $yoamyjo25
(the human fund)
Pinned
I did the pot.
I never do the pot.
It's illegal here and I take prescription medication for numerous ailments.
And I'm better at drinking.
Way better.
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I will tie it around my leg before I take it off.
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Take my t-shirt off?
Haha. Nice try.
I'm not taking this Adidas jacket off.
I WILL TIE it around MY LEG.

Punky Brewster style!
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I'm wearing ninja leggings with Adidas slides that are 3 sizes to big.
Fierce.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Shit's about to get real sloppy for me.
I know better than to go at this pace with this inferior smoke and swill.

Every once and a while you have to remind yourself why you're never doing it again.
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I spend more hours bickering about bullshit with this asshole than I ever will admit.
It's a dynamic like the movie "Life"
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Nah sweetie, I didn't get no cheek filler.
Just a little dental abscess acting up.

Always have brown Listerine and cotton balls on hand.
That original Listerine works for every ailment.
Fungal, bacterial, and many viral symptoms in between.
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'm an odd duck
I can't hide my beak
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM

Now I smell like Newport and failure.
And I don't even smoke.*

*cigarettes
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I'm wearing the most offensive color combination of garments.
But I love them 🥰
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
How do I make a spicy account on this platform?
I'm not joking.
I got some boobies and what have you that I'm willing to share.
Hard times call for big tiddies.
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I spilled my 7up. This scrawny fuck tried saying he had shorts that will fit me. I had girl boxer briefs on, but he didn't want to be caught up with me half nekkid.
Anyhooters, I got these NBA game- worn basketball shorts on now.
They dont match the Adidas track jacket
But they fit me.
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Lemme try this again.
Neighbor Guy gets free gear and he's a Nike fan and in my book that means you are not worthy of Adidas. And Ima hip-hop and jungle girl. back in the 90s I had an Adidas shirt w/ these colors.
My tiddies & belly won't fit in this, but to fuck if I'm ever taking this off!
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I'm celebrating a day late, but it's going to be better than turkey.
For lunch (breakfast):
Fish fry- with potato pancakes, sponsored by a BlueSky friend
&
Wine- bartered with my neighbor lady. I have an amazing hookup on rolls of high quality paper towels. I trade them for spirited beverages.
😋
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Today's my daughter's first ever Black Friday working in retail.
Hardware store, so it will be a lot of grills and snow blowers and big tools.
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
And back on Do Not Disturb goes my phone.
Spam and Medicare with their non-stop calls
All damn day
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I just met the coolest turkcoon!
He was menacing the resident squirrels.
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I don't want to fall asleep because I don't want another round of cold sweats. This afternoon was brutal to wake up from.
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 AM
This neighborhood must do a lot of baking and dish scrubbing 🤭
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
The necessity of milk and butter have moved this cheap dish up a few spots on the unattainable for poor people hierarchy.
Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad

-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
TEMU Goebbels. Creepy fucker.

(This is Stephen Miller. Huge N@zi. Works for Shitler at the All White House)
can you please pass me the klanberry sauce?
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits"

The spirits:
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
My mom stopped by earlier today to drop off leftovers and mail.
I didn't have my left hand in my sleeve.
Not good.
I've been hiding my awful DIY tattoos from her since February.
💀
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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being midwestern (drinking and prepping a casserole)
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM