@firstthethird.bsky.social
Part time-long distance-work from home-twink
Same name on Instagram
Same name on Instagram
Someone made a YouTube video using my Instagram posts narrated by an AI voice and I genuinely don’t know how to feel lol
They also could’ve chosen better pics lol
They also could’ve chosen better pics lol
October 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Someone made a YouTube video using my Instagram posts narrated by an AI voice and I genuinely don’t know how to feel lol
They also could’ve chosen better pics lol
They also could’ve chosen better pics lol
One of my favorite setups from the photoshoots I did
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
One of my favorite setups from the photoshoots I did
Me traveling around in the city that I’ve lived in for 8 years: „where the fuck am I?“
May 1, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Me traveling around in the city that I’ve lived in for 8 years: „where the fuck am I?“
Shoutout to my local cafe that costs more than Starbucks, is labeled on maps as a co working space but has a poster that says “sorry no WiFi. Talk to each other” all while the barista was defending war crimes
April 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Shoutout to my local cafe that costs more than Starbucks, is labeled on maps as a co working space but has a poster that says “sorry no WiFi. Talk to each other” all while the barista was defending war crimes
I am appalled by the fact that everybody thinks I have an OnlyFans only because I post and behave like I have an OnlyFans and you can literally see my cock when you google my username
April 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I am appalled by the fact that everybody thinks I have an OnlyFans only because I post and behave like I have an OnlyFans and you can literally see my cock when you google my username
I really would appreciate it if the US government would stop discounting my stock portfolio.
That’s my retirement/apocalypse fund after all
That’s my retirement/apocalypse fund after all
April 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I really would appreciate it if the US government would stop discounting my stock portfolio.
That’s my retirement/apocalypse fund after all
That’s my retirement/apocalypse fund after all
Unfortunately, whenever I’m near a beach this is me
April 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Unfortunately, whenever I’m near a beach this is me
I have some great nudes but I think this is the hottest I ever looked
March 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I have some great nudes but I think this is the hottest I ever looked
Justice for one of my favorite pics of me.
That I had to take down from Instagram
📸: @panchoassoluto.bsky.social
That I had to take down from Instagram
📸: @panchoassoluto.bsky.social
March 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Justice for one of my favorite pics of me.
That I had to take down from Instagram
📸: @panchoassoluto.bsky.social
That I had to take down from Instagram
📸: @panchoassoluto.bsky.social
I don’t want anybody else using my phone. What if an embarrassing text comes in? Or worse, what if they open the calculator and see that my last calculation was something like 5+8?
January 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I don’t want anybody else using my phone. What if an embarrassing text comes in? Or worse, what if they open the calculator and see that my last calculation was something like 5+8?
2 years ago and I look sooo different. I feel like we all lived 12 lifetimes since then
From the archives with @firstthethird.bsky.social
January 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
2 years ago and I look sooo different. I feel like we all lived 12 lifetimes since then
The days between Christmas and new years truly feel like the liminal spaces of days
December 30, 2024 at 12:11 PM
The days between Christmas and new years truly feel like the liminal spaces of days
Begging the universe to give me one boring day. But here I am trying to talk myself out of starting a production company with my Uber driver.
December 14, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Begging the universe to give me one boring day. But here I am trying to talk myself out of starting a production company with my Uber driver.
Twitter about to tumblr to its death
November 23, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Twitter about to tumblr to its death
Maybe 8 hours of screen time is too little. I almost had a thought there
February 12, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Maybe 8 hours of screen time is too little. I almost had a thought there
I’m starting to fuck up the grammar of vines that I remember. I might actually turn into an adult after all
November 28, 2023 at 8:49 PM
I’m starting to fuck up the grammar of vines that I remember. I might actually turn into an adult after all
I loooove shutting up.
No wonder I’m so miserable most of the time. I never actually do
No wonder I’m so miserable most of the time. I never actually do
November 28, 2023 at 8:35 PM
I loooove shutting up.
No wonder I’m so miserable most of the time. I never actually do
No wonder I’m so miserable most of the time. I never actually do
Getting “😍” reactions to the stories that don’t actually feature yourself is a hatecrime btw
October 25, 2023 at 5:48 PM
Getting “😍” reactions to the stories that don’t actually feature yourself is a hatecrime btw
Nobody prepared us… things… they never stop.
(In this case having to accept the new Spotify price until December 31.)
(In this case having to accept the new Spotify price until December 31.)
October 3, 2023 at 10:06 PM
Nobody prepared us… things… they never stop.
(In this case having to accept the new Spotify price until December 31.)
(In this case having to accept the new Spotify price until December 31.)
Blasting the first few seconds of Speed Drive on loud so the girl next to me on the bus knows I’m not a threat.
September 26, 2023 at 7:48 PM
Blasting the first few seconds of Speed Drive on loud so the girl next to me on the bus knows I’m not a threat.
Not sure if I should continue to hang out with my friends. Liking me seems like a major red flag
August 14, 2023 at 6:02 PM
Not sure if I should continue to hang out with my friends. Liking me seems like a major red flag
Me to both of them
August 11, 2023 at 9:00 PM
Me to both of them
Reposted
“This lighting isn’t doing me any favors”
something I say whenever there is a light source
something I say whenever there is a light source
August 3, 2023 at 9:29 PM
“This lighting isn’t doing me any favors”
something I say whenever there is a light source
something I say whenever there is a light source
Absolutely devastated that soon I’ll be a mid twenties little teenage boy who just graduated 7 years ago and is experiencing the big city for the first time since 6 years and counting. No responsibilities pls I’m just an innocent child with a retirement plan
August 2, 2023 at 9:34 PM
Absolutely devastated that soon I’ll be a mid twenties little teenage boy who just graduated 7 years ago and is experiencing the big city for the first time since 6 years and counting. No responsibilities pls I’m just an innocent child with a retirement plan