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firstthethird.bsky.social
@firstthethird.bsky.social
Part time-long distance-work from home-twink
Same name on Instagram
Someone made a YouTube video using my Instagram posts narrated by an AI voice and I genuinely don’t know how to feel lol

They also could’ve chosen better pics lol
October 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
One of my favorite setups from the photoshoots I did
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Me traveling around in the city that I’ve lived in for 8 years: „where the fuck am I?“
May 1, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Shoutout to my local cafe that costs more than Starbucks, is labeled on maps as a co working space but has a poster that says “sorry no WiFi. Talk to each other” all while the barista was defending war crimes
April 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I am appalled by the fact that everybody thinks I have an OnlyFans only because I post and behave like I have an OnlyFans and you can literally see my cock when you google my username
April 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I really would appreciate it if the US government would stop discounting my stock portfolio.
That’s my retirement/apocalypse fund after all
April 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Unfortunately, whenever I’m near a beach this is me
April 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I have some great nudes but I think this is the hottest I ever looked
March 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Justice for one of my favorite pics of me.
That I had to take down from Instagram
📸: @panchoassoluto.bsky.social
March 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I don’t want anybody else using my phone. What if an embarrassing text comes in? Or worse, what if they open the calculator and see that my last calculation was something like 5+8?
January 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
2 years ago and I look sooo different. I feel like we all lived 12 lifetimes since then
January 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The days between Christmas and new years truly feel like the liminal spaces of days
December 30, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Begging the universe to give me one boring day. But here I am trying to talk myself out of starting a production company with my Uber driver.
December 14, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Twitter about to tumblr to its death
November 23, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Maybe 8 hours of screen time is too little. I almost had a thought there
February 12, 2024 at 10:01 PM
I’m starting to fuck up the grammar of vines that I remember. I might actually turn into an adult after all
November 28, 2023 at 8:49 PM
I loooove shutting up.
No wonder I’m so miserable most of the time. I never actually do
November 28, 2023 at 8:35 PM
Getting “😍” reactions to the stories that don’t actually feature yourself is a hatecrime btw
October 25, 2023 at 5:48 PM
Nobody prepared us… things… they never stop.

(In this case having to accept the new Spotify price until December 31.)
October 3, 2023 at 10:06 PM
Blasting the first few seconds of Speed Drive on loud so the girl next to me on the bus knows I’m not a threat.
September 26, 2023 at 7:48 PM
Not sure if I should continue to hang out with my friends. Liking me seems like a major red flag
August 14, 2023 at 6:02 PM
Me to both of them
August 11, 2023 at 9:00 PM
Reposted
Graphic Designers xkcd.com/2598
August 3, 2023 at 5:57 PM
“This lighting isn’t doing me any favors”
something I say whenever there is a light source
August 3, 2023 at 9:29 PM
Absolutely devastated that soon I’ll be a mid twenties little teenage boy who just graduated 7 years ago and is experiencing the big city for the first time since 6 years and counting. No responsibilities pls I’m just an innocent child with a retirement plan
August 2, 2023 at 9:34 PM