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Nate
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It’s me, Nate.
Happy Pieces of April Day to all who celebrate.
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Finally Halloween claims its own seasonal pie
My aunt who famously can’t cook tried to make a pumpkin pie. She didn’t know what cloves were, so she put garlic cloves in it. Whole.
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
What if George Lucas was telling you to use force. What if that.
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Remembering when there were multiple Frieren challenge style art activities per week during peak internet art communities, that we are never going back. 🚬🫩
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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The sabotage is happening everywhere all at once; a gang of supremacists, so convinced of their own superiority that they never bothered learning much about the sum total of human knowledge, and who now, faced with their own vast ignorance about human progress, have made human progress their enemy.
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I have a really good idea for a story about Zionists in Wakanda #marvel #contactme
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The VVestern Man will simply come to love being killed by SmarToilet, he will in fact celebrate each sacrifice fed to keep the commode happy, with each shit he will memorialize the lives of his fallen peers.
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
See that carrot waaaay all the way over there? I know it looks small but believe me it’s SO much bigger close up. Then again there is the stick.
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Roy Cohn showed Donald Trump the ropes.
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
BI LIGHT BI LIGHT BI LIGHT!!! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Here's an absolutely deranged marketing campaign for the 1949 rerelease of The Wizard of Oz
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Recognized an actor on the 80s dating video account and my disappointment was a free lesson in trust and the death of magic I will carry forth into all my interpersonal relationships.
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Iron Giant doesn’t know he is a gun.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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If you seek health care, you are unhealthy. Why should we listen to your perverted demands? You're diseased. You are a sick individual.
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
When I meet artists, I tell them I can’t even draw a straight line. When I meet doctors, I tell them I sometimes shit and piss myself.
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Why didn't Tom wear the Ring as he makes passionate love with his wife, so he can force Sauron to watch.

Sauron, who is a virgin, who never had a gf and was dismembered and reduced to a giant eye would realize he is nothing compared to Tom, whose girth is beyond even Eru Ilúvatar's comprehension.
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Did you ever once consider that shaming evil people makes them sad? And that they deserve to hurt you because of what you did to them? No, you didn’t, because you’re selfish.
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM