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MPLS; They/them; 36; OSDD

🐍Human-shaped
💙Living absurdist
🏮73 Shades of Vermilion Smiles
🗨 Future founder of The Blank Page
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the maddening cruelty of sitting in your chair and feeling the pneumatic tube holding it up failing at 1mm a minute until you're basically sitting on the fucking floor.

WHO EVER NEEDS TO LOWER THE HEIGHT OF THEIR CHAIR TO FISHER-PRICE PLAYHOUSE CHAIR HEIGHT WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LIFE
@safety.bsky.app pete hegseth could literally post a video of him personally shooting a random brown person in the head, on video, hosted to your website, couldn't he?
this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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For my newsletter, I wrote a little about how there seems to be a recent rash of trans people taking their own lives. Please take care of yourselves this holiday season, I promise you that there are people who want to help you if you're struggling. www.burnsnotice.com/if-youre-tra...
If You're Trans, You Have to Live - Sick Burns
Content Warning: This post will have light discussion of trans-related suicide, please take care of yourself. Here is a recap of my last two weeks! Apologies again for not getting out a recap last week. Every time there is an election, the week after election day is my busiest of
www.burnsnotice.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This fucking game has me like "you do not under any circumstances have to 'hand it to' Other M".

Is this what Gamer Anger feels like? 18 years. The wait between Prime 3 and Prime 4 could buy me a pack of smokes to deal with the disappointment it just delivered me.
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Those of us who are SA survivors are used to the mass shrug in response to even the most overt evidence of horrific behavior. Epstein's crimes and the complicity of many influential figures involved have been known for decades (’05 to be exact). It's never mustered much interest or consequence.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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He is one of the few people of such towering moral character I’d legit trust him with dictator power to untangle our current mess.
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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WHAT.

whhhhattttt.

To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?

IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Everytime a lib comes up with a new pun to describe trump, im allowed to give a child one cigarette
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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extremely delightful to be retroactively validated in all my most self-indulgent mid-20s narcissicisms. "you know who I bet is reading my posts? extremely cool hot girls. I bet they're reading them to each other out loud and talking about how funny I am"
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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chester sat alone, staring out the window of the second rate coffee shop pondering his life choices and where it all went wrong.
the nights spent out with the feral tabby?
the days spent sleeping in strange boxes?
the kit-cat club is even tiresome now.
tired of kibbles.
tired of everything.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Thinking about how one of the first Epstein victims was trans and got relentlessly mocked in the media when she spoke up www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/07/when...
When a trans woman first accused Jeffrey Epstein of rape, the media mocked her - LGBTQ Nation
The New York Post called her a "man" and a "gender-bend shocker."
www.lgbtqnation.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I'll be making a new post soon as this one is stagnating! Please continue to support and share this! Any amount helps a disabled Black Trans person survive!
Hi folks, I’m a Black trans artist raising $350 for an art vending setup (table, chair, display, & fees). I’m disabled w/ diabetes + CPTSD, and creating helps me survive.
I’m at $160/$350 and if 10 folks match $19, I’ll reach my goal!
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November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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This weekend I stumbled upon a classic car show. I was blown away by this paint job that fully transitions from maroon to yellow as the light changes
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Graham Platner is running for US Senate as a progressive Democrat. He also had a Nazi tattoo for 18 years. Is he a Nazi? Is he a government plant? Or is he just a shady, lying little PR disaster who will only damage the Palestinian cause? skepchick.org/2025/11/grah...
Graham Platner is an Embarrassing Liar
Last month, I talked about “cointelpro,” the secret US government plan to infiltrate leftist groups in order to discredit and disrupt them. I specifically brought it up in reference to the Trump ad…
skepchick.org
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
y'all martha's still on the warpath you best get out the way
This isn't politics anymore. This is morality, and the dismantling of the Patriarchy....these nasty, disgusting men, AND the tratiorist women who support and defend them must be exposed and removed from public discourse for the safety of all of the women and children of the world.
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
trump supporters clutching pearls at him saying america has no talented people don't understand that in his head, he's not "The President of the United States of America", he's "King of The Most Important Big Place".

he's not a nationalist, he's solipsism incarnate, the obvious end of capitalism.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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working at the nyt
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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One of the striking things in Epstein's emails is how fucking inarticulate he is, and how *every other billionaire is just as bad at communicating*.

They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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today is wallace shawn
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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TIL that somebody made an entire album of Spanish-language covers/reinterpretations of every song on Neutral Milk Hotel's IN THE AEROPLANE OVER THE SEA

And it fuckin' ROCKS
El Avíon Sobre El Mar - YouTube
youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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At what point does the New York Times get charged as organizationally conspiring to abet human trafficking of minors.
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
James Van Der Beek Auctioning Off Dawson’s Creek Items Amid Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has put several Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues items up for auction as he continues to battle stage 3 colon cancer.
www.eonline.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Just picturing Valve calmly reaching over the dining table, barehanded, to eat off Sony and Microsoft's plates by the fistful, never once breaking eye contact

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
Steam Hardware Announcement
YouTube video by Valve
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM