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Fiona G

@feeyonag.bsky.social

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Scottish, mum of two boys, Killie fan, safe space, book nerd, dog maw. Not necessarily in that order. She/her. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 19h

As I said, it’s not planning. It actually wished us happy Christmas. I have a lot to get through before December, not least of which is my 2 kids’ birthdays and my late mother-in-law’s first birthday since she passed away earlier this year.

I’m all for being excited to prepare, but this wasn’t it.

Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 23h

I’ve just seen my first Christmas advert. Not a general advert that mentions Christmas. A snowy, themed, bona fide Christmas advert that ends with the phrase “Happy Christmas”

Get bent.

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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 1d

😢

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone who thinks that because Halloween is now over it means that we can start celebrating Christmas can fuck right off.

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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 1d

Kate Garraway repeating things

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WhiskeyStu @whiskeystu.bsky.social · 2d

The rapist formerly known as Prince.

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 2d

Prince Andrew to be stripped of titles and move out of Royal Lodge

King’s brother will surrender lease and become known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, Buckingham Palace says Prince Andrew is to leave his home at Royal Lodge in Windsor after he was served with a formal notice to surrender the lease, Buckingham Palace has said. King Charles has initiated a “formal process to remove the Style, Titles and Honours of Prince Andrew”, who will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, the palace said. Continue reading...

www.theguardian.com

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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 2d

Topical 😁

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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 2d

My feed is almost exclusively either #CelebrityTraitors or Andrew the non-prince. Nothing else is happening here tonight 😂

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 2d

Nick Mohamed outs himself as one of the Louvre thieves #celebritytraitors

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Kippy Woo @tygerwhocame2t.bsky.social · 2d

Note: Noncey died on the way back to his home Planet

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Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 2d

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 2d

Hopefully he finds a permanent place to live somewhere in His Majesty’s estate, eg HMP.

Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 14d

Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.

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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 3d

Genuinely rooting for Kate Garraway to somehow win this entirely by accident #CelebrityTraitors

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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 3d

12 million viewers a week. Incredible. #CelebrityTraitors

Alan Carr on a cable having jumped from a platform. saying "god my testicles|

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Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan @warringtonruncorn.com · 5d

You've just made me realise what the true north-south divide is.

A map of the UK showing that all UK detective programmes in the north are grim, bleak and miserable, whilst those in the south are cosy, chummy and very upper-middle class.

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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 5d

Love Adrienne ❤️ how tiny is your tiny run? I’m perimenopausal and have developed hormonal Plantar Fasciitis which is stopping me from going out running.

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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 5d

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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 5d

An old Irish relative used to call me “the big lass” and to be fair it’s hard to disagree 🫣

Height distribution graph showing that I’m taller than 99.97% of adult females from the UK

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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 6d

Starting a new week in school with a visit from a touring panto production. Will end the week with Halloween parties. In between I have to support phonics learning. Wish me luck!

Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 6d

Sending hugs and hope for happys

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Ewamore, Quoth the Raven @ewacat.bsky.social · 7d

I love it when the clocks go back, the great Baffling of the Dogs

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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 6d

Hope it worked!

Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 6d

We’d be doing so well, both of us! Hopefully a blip 🤞

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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 6d

Helpmaboab 🫣
Moving on to midweek game at home against Aberdeen. Save us the embarrassment, please!!
Meanwhile the buddies face hearts I believe 🤞

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Fiona G @feeyonag.bsky.social · 7d

@gj19eighty.bsky.social scratch that, I’ve worked it out! Open a new iMessage chat, press the plus+ button beside the text box. On the list of options, choose Stickers and then long hold the one you want to delete 👍

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