Witchy
@f0p.uk
Geordie exiled to the Flatlands. Old b3ta photoshopper of yore. Chief 8-bit wrangler at binarydinosaurs.co.uk.
Please don’t be offended if I don’t follow back when your profile is empty or your timeline is overtly political.
Please don’t be offended if I don’t follow back when your profile is empty or your timeline is overtly political.
Introduce yourself with 5 intergalactic exclamations:
Swut
Juju-flop
Turlingdrome
Belgium
Holy Zarquon singing fish
Swut
Juju-flop
Turlingdrome
Belgium
Holy Zarquon singing fish
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Dog
Cat
Different dog
Bird
Cow
Dog
Cat
Different dog
Bird
Cow
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Drop bear
Yeti
Unicorn
Jackalope
Black Shuck
Drop bear
Yeti
Unicorn
Jackalope
Black Shuck
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 intergalactic exclamations:
Swut
Juju-flop
Turlingdrome
Belgium
Holy Zarquon singing fish
Swut
Juju-flop
Turlingdrome
Belgium
Holy Zarquon singing fish
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I keep explaining the difference between venom & poison to my boyfriend and he just isn't GETTING it. Venom is a type of poison delivered via a bite or sting, the difference has nothing to do with what it DOES to your body. He keeps yelling "take me to the hospital" god men just don't want to learn
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I keep explaining the difference between venom & poison to my boyfriend and he just isn't GETTING it. Venom is a type of poison delivered via a bite or sting, the difference has nothing to do with what it DOES to your body. He keeps yelling "take me to the hospital" god men just don't want to learn
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My usual experiment to find out how bad LLMs are at technical instructions (wiring a UK plug) as applied to grok. It's just as bad as any other LLM out there:
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
My usual experiment to find out how bad LLMs are at technical instructions (wiring a UK plug) as applied to grok. It's just as bad as any other LLM out there:
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Right! Two new liquid instrumental drum and bass tracks by me out now, links to all the streamers and stores as they update here: tr.ee/UywQ8lC4j-
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Right! Two new liquid instrumental drum and bass tracks by me out now, links to all the streamers and stores as they update here: tr.ee/UywQ8lC4j-
Faked my way through Glastonbury
By acting all asexually
And then in the acoustic tent
She stood there as if heaven sent
Well if that’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
Iiiiiii’m a sensitive outsider
By acting all asexually
And then in the acoustic tent
She stood there as if heaven sent
Well if that’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
Iiiiiii’m a sensitive outsider
🎵 If you eat me now, you'll transubstantiate a part of me 🎵
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Faked my way through Glastonbury
By acting all asexually
And then in the acoustic tent
She stood there as if heaven sent
Well if that’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
Iiiiiii’m a sensitive outsider
By acting all asexually
And then in the acoustic tent
She stood there as if heaven sent
Well if that’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
That’s not Enya
Iiiiiii’m a sensitive outsider
@marina-purkiss.bsky.social @jemmaforte.bsky.social two train rides and long walks to/from Cambridge today with The Trawl in my ears and laughing like an idiot (to anyone watching) despite all the shite news. Absolutely splendid as ever 😁
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
@marina-purkiss.bsky.social @jemmaforte.bsky.social two train rides and long walks to/from Cambridge today with The Trawl in my ears and laughing like an idiot (to anyone watching) despite all the shite news. Absolutely splendid as ever 😁
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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Happy ‘exploding whale’ day to all who celebrate.
It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Happy ‘exploding whale’ day to all who celebrate.
I must watch this later while I’m slipping a petri dish under a squirrel.
Good God, someone's just uploaded to YouTube a nearly 2-hour long video of one of the original Vic Reeves Big Night Out live shows at the Albany Empire from 1989. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKPU...
Vic Reeves Big Night Out - 30 April 1989
YouTube video by Peter Brooke Turner
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I must watch this later while I’m slipping a petri dish under a squirrel.
I have a hand held cooling device made from the small skeletal parts of hands and feet. I’ll show pictures of it and others like it on my new website - bonyfans.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I have a hand held cooling device made from the small skeletal parts of hands and feet. I’ll show pictures of it and others like it on my new website - bonyfans.com
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I have cartoonified an old tweet of mine.
November 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I have cartoonified an old tweet of mine.
I wonder if Quakers would enjoy a game of Quake.
Anyone who has ever wondered why people in the Society of Friends are known as Quakers can finally put their mind at rest. It’s 375 years to the day since the founder of the Society was up in court for interrupting a sermon... www.shipoffools.com/time-travel-...
October 30, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I wonder if Quakers would enjoy a game of Quake.
This must’ve taken DAYS to do. Awesome.
"RetroSpectrum - Reloaded"
Digital collage made in Photoshop based on the glorious games of the Sinclair ZX Spectrum 😍
#zxspectrum #retrogaming #pixelart #8bitart
Digital collage made in Photoshop based on the glorious games of the Sinclair ZX Spectrum 😍
#zxspectrum #retrogaming #pixelart #8bitart
October 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
This must’ve taken DAYS to do. Awesome.
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ME: time to sleep
BRAIN: if ghosts can say boo that means they have lips
BRAIN: if ghosts can say boo that means they have lips
October 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
ME: time to sleep
BRAIN: if ghosts can say boo that means they have lips
BRAIN: if ghosts can say boo that means they have lips
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the plan lacked something in sophistication, you say?
October 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
the plan lacked something in sophistication, you say?
*snort* 😆
Oh no, someone’s torn the cover off my dictionary. And they’ve ripped all the pages out of either end.. It just goes from bad to worse!
October 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
*snort* 😆
@goonpod.bsky.social hey Tyler, I’m listening to ‘…London’s Monuments’ and Roger says he’s sure that ‘you get a receipt’ line was used again. It was, but in There’s A Lot Of It About in the Come In Chummy sketch. ‘What do they get?’ ‘They get a receipt’.
October 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
@goonpod.bsky.social hey Tyler, I’m listening to ‘…London’s Monuments’ and Roger says he’s sure that ‘you get a receipt’ line was used again. It was, but in There’s A Lot Of It About in the Come In Chummy sketch. ‘What do they get?’ ‘They get a receipt’.
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....And then she said, I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge
Today, Billie-Joe McAllister jumped off the -
Today, Billie-Joe McAllister jumped off the -
November 19, 2024 at 4:22 PM
....And then she said, I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge
Today, Billie-Joe McAllister jumped off the -
Today, Billie-Joe McAllister jumped off the -
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ive crunched the numbers, and its not looking good. theyre pretty much ruined by all the crunching, i owe you new numbers
October 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
ive crunched the numbers, and its not looking good. theyre pretty much ruined by all the crunching, i owe you new numbers
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October 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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We had the weekend off.
October 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
We had the weekend off.
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I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
October 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.