evott
@evotthigh.bsky.social
100 feet tall | fruit collector | murderers DNI
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@evotthigh.bsky.social
· Oct 17
methinks your phone will not be so "smart" when I introduce it to my gorgeous and heavy rock
DNI stands for "delightful, nice, interesting" and is a fun and cool way to find new friends by quickly determining what they find delightful nice and interesting from their bio
November 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
DNI stands for "delightful, nice, interesting" and is a fun and cool way to find new friends by quickly determining what they find delightful nice and interesting from their bio
my beautiful husband who i have yet to marry has blocked me on all of social media, as well they have a restaining order to me, and i have not yet told them i am their husband, or gone on An date with they. /Them. But! i will not garve up; my môther
told me she married Dad bc he annoyed her as fuck.
told me she married Dad bc he annoyed her as fuck.
March 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
my beautiful husband who i have yet to marry has blocked me on all of social media, as well they have a restaining order to me, and i have not yet told them i am their husband, or gone on An date with they. /Them. But! i will not garve up; my môther
told me she married Dad bc he annoyed her as fuck.
told me she married Dad bc he annoyed her as fuck.
Why isn't anybody talking about this?
February 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Why isn't anybody talking about this?
i wgant shorter games with worse graphics terrible music dogshit gameplay and mandatory micro transactions that lock into your bank account for the rest of your life and force you tok take loans and repossesses your child and your dog and hacks your medical history
February 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i wgant shorter games with worse graphics terrible music dogshit gameplay and mandatory micro transactions that lock into your bank account for the rest of your life and force you tok take loans and repossesses your child and your dog and hacks your medical history
if society does not collapse and my 401k pans out i will still be retiring to "the snake pit"
if society collapses you can be sure that I will be retiring to "the snake pit"
February 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
if society does not collapse and my 401k pans out i will still be retiring to "the snake pit"
check out my posts on line
February 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
check out my posts on line
if society collapses you can be sure that I will be retiring to "the snake pit"
February 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
if society collapses you can be sure that I will be retiring to "the snake pit"
granma got run over by a reindeer-- but she was guilty of Dark Kinks, so god is smiling about it, but also weeping, because hes children, lack the tender heart needed to forgive the rain deer, and forgive Grandma. For their onbsession wit evil, and sensational vuolence, distracts them from tax fraud
February 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
granma got run over by a reindeer-- but she was guilty of Dark Kinks, so god is smiling about it, but also weeping, because hes children, lack the tender heart needed to forgive the rain deer, and forgive Grandma. For their onbsession wit evil, and sensational vuolence, distracts them from tax fraud
they grafted a neuralink into my butthole and it started solving Einstein's Conundrum, which if you translate to England, means "a stone's challenge" -- please put away your wet pussys and hyper penii, i havent even read the chinese fine art dictionary backwards yet
February 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
they grafted a neuralink into my butthole and it started solving Einstein's Conundrum, which if you translate to England, means "a stone's challenge" -- please put away your wet pussys and hyper penii, i havent even read the chinese fine art dictionary backwards yet
welcome to the global validation machine "i ddont like when people are mean to me for Chainsawing Babies" "its ok check out my skin collection"
January 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
welcome to the global validation machine "i ddont like when people are mean to me for Chainsawing Babies" "its ok check out my skin collection"
china will increse in size & power
January 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
china will increse in size & power
ladies and gents im trying my best not to alarm you but there is an absolutely honest to god genuine bona fide CHEETO in the mcfreaking Whitehouse, and he's gay with eastern europa man vladdy putin, and they are having HOMO SEX every night, and honestly he is like a snack chip, or maybe a puff
January 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
ladies and gents im trying my best not to alarm you but there is an absolutely honest to god genuine bona fide CHEETO in the mcfreaking Whitehouse, and he's gay with eastern europa man vladdy putin, and they are having HOMO SEX every night, and honestly he is like a snack chip, or maybe a puff
mr beast should come down from his beautiful cloud in heaven and slut me hard
January 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
mr beast should come down from his beautiful cloud in heaven and slut me hard
China will grow larger
January 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM
China will grow larger
if you can't beat em beat off
January 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
if you can't beat em beat off
alas, poor bartleby. he was downright fucked
December 30, 2024 at 12:13 PM
alas, poor bartleby. he was downright fucked
boss make dime i make dollar wasted on drugs watching the heart she holler
December 27, 2024 at 2:26 AM
boss make dime i make dollar wasted on drugs watching the heart she holler
these fucking days all the emergency department sends are firetheys when my house is directly shittedd up by Heat because of my thermal stat. so what the hell! skinny babes? Where are all the wemon.
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 AM
these fucking days all the emergency department sends are firetheys when my house is directly shittedd up by Heat because of my thermal stat. so what the hell! skinny babes? Where are all the wemon.
just Jack off. it's fine. God wants you to
December 13, 2024 at 7:08 AM
just Jack off. it's fine. God wants you to
replies will now be organized ordered by who has left their ass unwashed the longest, filthiest at the top
November 28, 2024 at 11:08 PM
replies will now be organized ordered by who has left their ass unwashed the longest, filthiest at the top
all of you dumb motherfuckers cooking your turkey today fucked up real bad. i cooked mine a month ago and will be spending thursday jacking off alone thinkign about how much i hate my family
November 28, 2024 at 6:41 AM
all of you dumb motherfuckers cooking your turkey today fucked up real bad. i cooked mine a month ago and will be spending thursday jacking off alone thinkign about how much i hate my family
third grader who has been terrorizing me for the past 26 years: my dad could beat up your dad! iphone!
me, the ripe old age of 32 minutes: my therapist and i could suplex the both of you easily
me, the ripe old age of 32 minutes: my therapist and i could suplex the both of you easily
November 15, 2024 at 12:44 AM
third grader who has been terrorizing me for the past 26 years: my dad could beat up your dad! iphone!
me, the ripe old age of 32 minutes: my therapist and i could suplex the both of you easily
me, the ripe old age of 32 minutes: my therapist and i could suplex the both of you easily
i would like to thank the acadomy for this increbible filmmaking award which recognizes my genious. i owuld also like to think eceryone who threw rocks at me in grade school for providing me with a tragic backstory that allows me to tap into the fucked up psyche of America's Most Depressed
November 14, 2024 at 6:39 AM
i would like to thank the acadomy for this increbible filmmaking award which recognizes my genious. i owuld also like to think eceryone who threw rocks at me in grade school for providing me with a tragic backstory that allows me to tap into the fucked up psyche of America's Most Depressed
the most effective strategy for defeating Mr. Insano is to be precisely as insane or maybe even more insane but in the opposite direction
November 13, 2024 at 4:22 AM
the most effective strategy for defeating Mr. Insano is to be precisely as insane or maybe even more insane but in the opposite direction
dont worry the very nice representative on the phone said he will take you off the death cult hitlist as long as you run out into public naked screaming about abolishing the new testament
November 12, 2024 at 8:04 AM
dont worry the very nice representative on the phone said he will take you off the death cult hitlist as long as you run out into public naked screaming about abolishing the new testament