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Espen Berg
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Ballmer er den eneste personen som med 100% sikkerhet har lettere for å svette enn meg, såå, Beta Kitten?
I don't play saudi games.
Det er ikke liiiike ille på alle måter
I couldn't wait for Yotei, but turns out two kids are way more demanding than one, so it's on hold..
Oh, I've had my phone on (if not silent) discrete since 2001
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Look, it’s really straightforward to get a publisher as a new name indie in 2025. Simply do 95% of the work making and marketing your game, and if your metrics are trending towards almost certain success, a publisher will swoop in to promise the remaining 5%, deliver 3%, and collect 75%
You forgot occasional genocide supporter
"Your generic TIE grunt is just plain suicidal. And the TIE Defender jockey is bloodthirsty. But the TIE Interceptor pilot, he's suicidal AND bloodthirsty. When you see a squad of those maniacs flying your way, you'd better hope your hyperdrive is operational."
―Kyle Katarn
Also, wtf is up with all those notifications on random stuff that I do not follow, but actually despise!? It is made to be hostile!
But it's sluggish compared to 1+2, with the added on pro goals after "finishing" the game. In 1+2 I had a lot of fun completing the goals with every skater. In 3+4 that is a lot more cumbersome. Also removing the "hard get there" with it's trophy removed something in the feeling of completing it.
Kem ska ta med Ullandhaugstårnet sa du..?
Ja, den steinkalde ironien i at Chappelle drar et segment om ytringsfrihet i et land kor du kan bli henretta om du seie feil ting.
I used to be amazing at 96%ing pencils. Those indie-sized IKEA pencils were great for that instant satisfaction also!
Yes, mista mange av mine tidligere favoritter nå. Og man undrer, hvorfor er ikke Gervais der..?
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most of your favorite (still living) comedians are now assholes because the personality trait that drove them to success (desperately needing love from everyone) is emotional kryptonite once you are rich, successful, well known, and still fucking hate yourself.
Måtte søke opp, absolutt verd det!
Maz Jobrani always came off like a stand up guy to me. And no, there is nothing funny about this, despite the double meaning.

Where tf is Gervais, he's usually the kind of guy to jump onto a hand grenade "because he can".
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@mazjobrani.bsky.social, Dave Cappelle, Jimmy Carr, Jack Whitehall ++, you should be better than this!

Disgrace!
Om dette skulle vise seg å være noe som minner om en trojansk hest fra Burrs side kommer han aldri hjem igjen.
Gyldne Snitt: The Game
Kan alt han gjør i blinde omtrent, men alltid noe random som tar meg, hvor de der ballene spretter eller at han bare faller akkurat der jeg er. Og etpar eksempler av "nå har jeg deg din dritt!" og blir brute-grådig på slutten.