Jake Ensor
@ensorj.bsky.social
“Average at everything” “An endless fountain of useless information”
Owner - Coffee Break in Decorah, IA
Owner - Coffee Break in Decorah, IA
I’m sure I’m not the first, but here’s a Fezanskibidi Toilet
July 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I’m sure I’m not the first, but here’s a Fezanskibidi Toilet
July 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I genuinely feel like there shouldn’t be a deck in Pokemon that can make you win without your opponent getting a turn. Brute Bonnet needs an addendum that makes it not able to use its move on the first turn.
July 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I genuinely feel like there shouldn’t be a deck in Pokemon that can make you win without your opponent getting a turn. Brute Bonnet needs an addendum that makes it not able to use its move on the first turn.
I enjoyed Ironheart, a lot. It was fun and did a lot of interesting things. Sacha Baron Cohen was an incredible choice. Big Full Metal Alchemist inspiration
July 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I enjoyed Ironheart, a lot. It was fun and did a lot of interesting things. Sacha Baron Cohen was an incredible choice. Big Full Metal Alchemist inspiration
Okay, turning them into a set. I just couldn’t stop!
June 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Okay, turning them into a set. I just couldn’t stop!
It’s wild how such a Mid Anime beat Frieren, DanDaDan, Apothecary Diaries, Delicious in Dungeon and Kaiju No 8. It’s the equivalent of CBS’s “FBI” winning TV Show of the year against Shogun, Hacks, X-Men 97, The Penguin and Fallout
May 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It’s wild how such a Mid Anime beat Frieren, DanDaDan, Apothecary Diaries, Delicious in Dungeon and Kaiju No 8. It’s the equivalent of CBS’s “FBI” winning TV Show of the year against Shogun, Hacks, X-Men 97, The Penguin and Fallout
*Succession Theme Playing*
Breaking News: Warren Buffett will step down as the chief executive of Berkshire Hathaway, the conglomerate he made into a $1.1 trillion colossus.
Warren Buffett Says He Plans to Step Down as Head of Berkshire
Mr. Buffett said at the annual shareholders’ meeting that he wanted to turn over the reins to Greg Abel at the end of the year. He started the meeting by saying, “Trade should not be a weapon.”
www.nytimes.com
May 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
*Succession Theme Playing*
Polygon genuinely got me to change majors in college to Journalism. They are one of two publications that made me love writing and shaped the person I am today. Vox has done a disservice to games journalism, but I am confident that the individuals that made Polygon amazing will do it again elsewhere
I'm no longer with Polygon. If you're hiring, please consider the many talented writers and editors now on the market. Every one of them deserves a spot on your staff. I won't be talking more about the sale because I wasn't involved.
Going to hang out with my kid. Taking wins where I can.
Going to hang out with my kid. Taking wins where I can.
May 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Polygon genuinely got me to change majors in college to Journalism. They are one of two publications that made me love writing and shaped the person I am today. Vox has done a disservice to games journalism, but I am confident that the individuals that made Polygon amazing will do it again elsewhere
Dang, fantastic four ending leaked..
Why does Pedro always die getting his head caved in?
Why does Pedro always die getting his head caved in?
April 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Dang, fantastic four ending leaked..
Why does Pedro always die getting his head caved in?
Why does Pedro always die getting his head caved in?
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I love Daredevil, but I had to suspend disbelief over the premise of Born Again re. Mayor Kingpin. The idea that voters would knowingly elect a convicted criminal who then subverts the rule of law and uses government to carry out personal vendettas seems a little far-fetched, doesn't it?
April 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I love Daredevil, but I had to suspend disbelief over the premise of Born Again re. Mayor Kingpin. The idea that voters would knowingly elect a convicted criminal who then subverts the rule of law and uses government to carry out personal vendettas seems a little far-fetched, doesn't it?
I see no clear path to coming back from this. Those with the power to hold the administration accountable have sat on their hands so long that a precedent has been set. There’s no reason to believe that always giving a violent toddler what they want will result in nonviolence as an adult
April 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I see no clear path to coming back from this. Those with the power to hold the administration accountable have sat on their hands so long that a precedent has been set. There’s no reason to believe that always giving a violent toddler what they want will result in nonviolence as an adult
Hey #hbo can you just release the episode of The Last of Us early? I’m REALLY sleepy and would love to go to bed early, but I gotta watch it. It can just be for me, I won’t tell anyone
April 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hey #hbo can you just release the episode of The Last of Us early? I’m REALLY sleepy and would love to go to bed early, but I gotta watch it. It can just be for me, I won’t tell anyone
A tale in three images. Time to climb into Ultra with my super meta deck
April 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
A tale in three images. Time to climb into Ultra with my super meta deck
What’s the appropriate amount of time to wait after getting married to say my wife in the Borat voice?
March 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
What’s the appropriate amount of time to wait after getting married to say my wife in the Borat voice?
An avid vergecast listener seeing a Section 230 segment on Last Week Tonight
February 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
An avid vergecast listener seeing a Section 230 segment on Last Week Tonight
What will they come for next…
February 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What will they come for next…
Scalpers on their way to the card aisle
February 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Scalpers on their way to the card aisle
Google has destroyed a decade of muscle memory with one stupid little diamond
January 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Google has destroyed a decade of muscle memory with one stupid little diamond
I can’t be the only one who pictured this the moment I saw her hat…
January 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I can’t be the only one who pictured this the moment I saw her hat…
Instead of going down the rabbit hole today, I practiced drawing(A skill I have always envied others for honing). So I present my freehand Dandadans and reimagined Teru Hanizawa
January 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Instead of going down the rabbit hole today, I practiced drawing(A skill I have always envied others for honing). So I present my freehand Dandadans and reimagined Teru Hanizawa
I’m playing Pokemon Crystal in earnest for the first time in 15+ years and I have a ton of thoughts and feelings about this franchise, but more interestingly, in me as a game player. I know the retrospective field is crowded, but I think I am going to put down these thoughts somewhere.
January 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I’m playing Pokemon Crystal in earnest for the first time in 15+ years and I have a ton of thoughts and feelings about this franchise, but more interestingly, in me as a game player. I know the retrospective field is crowded, but I think I am going to put down these thoughts somewhere.
Okay, five minutes on bluesky and I’m already impressed with the preloaded topics of interest and the variety of feeds.
February 7, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Okay, five minutes on bluesky and I’m already impressed with the preloaded topics of interest and the variety of feeds.