EmilyInPortland
@emilyinportland.bsky.social
Love me. But from, like, way over there.
It's already 1:30? If feels like I started doing nothing just one hour ago.
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It's already 1:30? If feels like I started doing nothing just one hour ago.
Thank god for coup attempts. Without them we wouldn't know these countries even existed.
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Thank god for coup attempts. Without them we wouldn't know these countries even existed.
You're high net worth? How many nets are you worthy of?
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You're high net worth? How many nets are you worthy of?
We came, we saw, we went home and bought it online.
December 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
We came, we saw, we went home and bought it online.
Look, all I'm saying is, a clown lurking in the sewer system would reduce home prices.
December 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Look, all I'm saying is, a clown lurking in the sewer system would reduce home prices.
Why the unnecessary question mark NYT?
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/t...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/t...
Is Gen X Actually the Greatest Generation?
www.nytimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Why the unnecessary question mark NYT?
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/t...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/t...
Let's just skip over the reflect-back-on-the-year exercise this time, ok?
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Let's just skip over the reflect-back-on-the-year exercise this time, ok?
[young Cheetah coming of age]
You mean I was born to run? Like I HAVE to?
Fuuuuuuuccckkkk
You mean I was born to run? Like I HAVE to?
Fuuuuuuuccckkkk
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
[young Cheetah coming of age]
You mean I was born to run? Like I HAVE to?
Fuuuuuuuccckkkk
You mean I was born to run? Like I HAVE to?
Fuuuuuuuccckkkk
Laws were made for poor people only
December 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Laws were made for poor people only
Why would I do research? I don't want to know how dumb I am.
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Why would I do research? I don't want to know how dumb I am.
Have you guys noticed things are getting more expensive?
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Have you guys noticed things are getting more expensive?
"Why is this wet?" is the worst question ever asked
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"Why is this wet?" is the worst question ever asked
What I was going for: nerdy-chic
What I got:
What I got:
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
What I was going for: nerdy-chic
What I got:
What I got:
I just heard the word "Ozempets" and No. Just No.
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I just heard the word "Ozempets" and No. Just No.
I'm in your rut, too
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I'm in your rut, too
I thought I had been forgotten. It would appear I never existed in the first place.
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I thought I had been forgotten. It would appear I never existed in the first place.
Girl, are you extra-judicial? Because you are killin' it.
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Girl, are you extra-judicial? Because you are killin' it.
Portland area ambulances dropped a new siren tune
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Portland area ambulances dropped a new siren tune
I'm just going to skip to Season 2 of the news.
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'm just going to skip to Season 2 of the news.
When is this extended metaphor going to end?
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
When is this extended metaphor going to end?
I read Wikipedia recaps of TV shows I'm currently watching because I miss plot lines due to me reading recaps of the shows I'm currently watching.
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I read Wikipedia recaps of TV shows I'm currently watching because I miss plot lines due to me reading recaps of the shows I'm currently watching.
I enjoyed things today. But don't worry, I beat myself up for enjoying them.
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I enjoyed things today. But don't worry, I beat myself up for enjoying them.
Really? I'm supposed to go through a day AGAIN?
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Really? I'm supposed to go through a day AGAIN?
Someone needs to slap this internet out of my hands
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Someone needs to slap this internet out of my hands
If you're feeling anxious while sitting around the table, picture the Kennedy/Hines Thanksgiving. You'll feel so much better where you are.
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If you're feeling anxious while sitting around the table, picture the Kennedy/Hines Thanksgiving. You'll feel so much better where you are.