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washed up never-been with no future
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oyou ever just stop and think about how beautiful pico de gallo is
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
oyou ever just stop and think about how beautiful pico de gallo is
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ME: Aw, I love when kids order for themselves. Hey sweeties!
ANDROGYNOUS 5TH GRADER: Tall decaf with no cream or sugar, please! Mom says I'm going through a shrinking spurt again
ME: I didn't know kids were still sagging their pants?
NORMAL 3RD GRADER: They're my hand-me-ups
ANDROGYNOUS 5TH GRADER: Tall decaf with no cream or sugar, please! Mom says I'm going through a shrinking spurt again
ME: I didn't know kids were still sagging their pants?
NORMAL 3RD GRADER: They're my hand-me-ups
November 6, 2025 at 9:10 AM
ME: Aw, I love when kids order for themselves. Hey sweeties!
ANDROGYNOUS 5TH GRADER: Tall decaf with no cream or sugar, please! Mom says I'm going through a shrinking spurt again
ME: I didn't know kids were still sagging their pants?
NORMAL 3RD GRADER: They're my hand-me-ups
ANDROGYNOUS 5TH GRADER: Tall decaf with no cream or sugar, please! Mom says I'm going through a shrinking spurt again
ME: I didn't know kids were still sagging their pants?
NORMAL 3RD GRADER: They're my hand-me-ups
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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tonight will be a night in lib-out history
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
tonight will be a night in lib-out history
mamdani isn't even mayor yet and he's already harnessed the psychic power to kill dick cheney. generational political talent
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
mamdani isn't even mayor yet and he's already harnessed the psychic power to kill dick cheney. generational political talent
ohtani actually dominating like a little leaguer who hit his growth spurt early. I like to imagine dave roberts trying to think of a piece of constructive criticism for him. "see a few more pitches to tire out the other guy before you take him yard" just spitballing
October 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
ohtani actually dominating like a little leaguer who hit his growth spurt early. I like to imagine dave roberts trying to think of a piece of constructive criticism for him. "see a few more pitches to tire out the other guy before you take him yard" just spitballing
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If it’s tied in the bottom of the ninth with the bases loaded, I think you walk Ohtani so you only lose by 1.
October 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
If it’s tied in the bottom of the ninth with the bases loaded, I think you walk Ohtani so you only lose by 1.
go mariners
October 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
go mariners
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Clayton Kershaw once the postseason arrives
October 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Clayton Kershaw once the postseason arrives
Greta Thunberg is obviously a hero
October 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Greta Thunberg is obviously a hero
this will likely get way less coverage than it deserves, but these working people are sticking their fingers in the eye of the war machine, and they deserve our admiration
September 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
this will likely get way less coverage than it deserves, but these working people are sticking their fingers in the eye of the war machine, and they deserve our admiration
by god
one day the mariners will fail to disappoint me, but I don't think it'll be anytime soon.
September 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
by god
oh my god we've gotten to the day
one day the mariners will fail to disappoint me, but I don't think it'll be anytime soon.
September 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
oh my god we've gotten to the day
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horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles
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just as in Iraq, some time down the line, when numerous more lives have been lost, when nothing can be done to reconstruct what a society and people once were, we will learn that everyone was always against this
November 17, 2023 at 3:34 PM
just as in Iraq, some time down the line, when numerous more lives have been lost, when nothing can be done to reconstruct what a society and people once were, we will learn that everyone was always against this
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there has to be a way to make art and music more efficient
November 22, 2024 at 7:03 PM
there has to be a way to make art and music more efficient
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Twins ig page looks like their team plane crashed.
July 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Twins ig page looks like their team plane crashed.
one day the mariners will fail to disappoint me, but I don't think it'll be anytime soon.
July 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
one day the mariners will fail to disappoint me, but I don't think it'll be anytime soon.
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do not ask for whom the tungsten arm o'doyles. it o'doyles for thee
June 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
do not ask for whom the tungsten arm o'doyles. it o'doyles for thee
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Son of Sam Altman
Some dumbass will be convicted for a murder he plans out on chatgpt, and I can wait to call him a dumbass.
May 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Son of Sam Altman
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*seeing a hot girl*
jock: wow her body is so sexy!
nerd: i bet her mind is epic!!
sean kingston: i think i'm really going to do it this time
jock: wow her body is so sexy!
nerd: i bet her mind is epic!!
sean kingston: i think i'm really going to do it this time
April 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
*seeing a hot girl*
jock: wow her body is so sexy!
nerd: i bet her mind is epic!!
sean kingston: i think i'm really going to do it this time
jock: wow her body is so sexy!
nerd: i bet her mind is epic!!
sean kingston: i think i'm really going to do it this time
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Ominous New Report Just Lists Places To Hide
theonion.com/ominous...
theonion.com/ominous...
April 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Ominous New Report Just Lists Places To Hide
theonion.com/ominous...
theonion.com/ominous...
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TIKTOKER WHO MAKES 35k A YEAR OFF RAGEBAIT: We’re the sluts of BYU… and we only? Do anal.
GUY WHOSE MOST FREQUENT PORNHUB SEARCH IS ‘ORPHAN’: These are the people they want you to feel bad for the tariffs hurting.
GUY WHOSE MOST FREQUENT PORNHUB SEARCH IS ‘ORPHAN’: These are the people they want you to feel bad for the tariffs hurting.
April 9, 2025 at 7:39 AM
TIKTOKER WHO MAKES 35k A YEAR OFF RAGEBAIT: We’re the sluts of BYU… and we only? Do anal.
GUY WHOSE MOST FREQUENT PORNHUB SEARCH IS ‘ORPHAN’: These are the people they want you to feel bad for the tariffs hurting.
GUY WHOSE MOST FREQUENT PORNHUB SEARCH IS ‘ORPHAN’: These are the people they want you to feel bad for the tariffs hurting.
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I’m watching the Switch 2 reveal and they’re spending A LOT of time apologising for how bad the Switch 2 smells. They keep saying they’ll find a way to mitigate the stench problem before launch but they don’t sound very confident
April 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I’m watching the Switch 2 reveal and they’re spending A LOT of time apologising for how bad the Switch 2 smells. They keep saying they’ll find a way to mitigate the stench problem before launch but they don’t sound very confident