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Elnath

@elnath1984.bsky.social

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He/him, bi, Vancouver based casual sculptor and crafter, sometimes NSFW so 18+, prepare to see lots of pictures of my cat. I will block you if I think you're a bot, or post generative @! I deleted my Twitter! Anyone using my handle there is not me!

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Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · Apr 12

Introduce some shenanigans. Upset the established order... I am an agent of shenanigans.

A man wearing a brown leather bomber jacket. There are patches on each breast, one in round, olive green and has a picture of a COVID virion with the words "operation enduring clusterfuck" the other is black, shaped like a bomb and reads "Nationalism kills". Underneath is a black hoodie. Both are unzipped, showing a brown t-shirt with a graphic of Furiosa walking away from the viewer. The man is holding a small can of silver cake spray coloring.

Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · 3d

Okay. I know there are hundreds of lakes like this in Ontario, but which one is this? It's making me homesick.(I grew up on the Gananoque lake system)

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Stephen Harrison @stephenharrison.bsky.social · 4d

VicPD held a party for their outgoing and incoming chiefs this summer at Government House. They talked repeatedly about how much work it was, and the event seemed strange, so I FOI'd the costs. They spent $22,015 in public money on this event. 🧵 www.needsmorespikes.com/blog/vicpd-p... #yyj #cdnfoi

VicPD parties at Government House for $22,000 — Needs More Spikes

This summer, VicPD used its bottomless budget to throw a party for their outgoing and incoming chiefs. Via FOI, we now know that event cost $22,015.

www.needsmorespikes.com

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Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · 4d

I would add that as soon as you drive a car for your daily commute, you are distancing yourself from your community in a way that puts you out of touch with its needs.

beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 4d

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · 6d

I do not mind sharing mushrooms like this with snails.

Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · 6d

We saw them once in a while when i was growing up in Ontario Canada, i even once cultivated some from spores i collected a decade prior! Last time I was home they were everywhere, we were eating them for the whole week.

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Ren Fuchsfein 🏳️‍🌈 @fuchsfein.bsky.social · 7d

Random bit of trivia. The German name for these, Bovist, is an archaic term meaning "fox/vixen fart". It refers to the sound they make when they burst and release spores.

The Latin name Lycoperdon (another type of puffballs) means "wolf fart", same thing. 🐺

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Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · 6d

Watched The Blob (1988) for the third time in my life. I am constantly amazed this film isn't talked about on the same level as John Carpenter's The Thing, and I honestly think it's because it's too disturbing. It's more than just creepy effects, too. It's a really made movie with good characters.

Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · 6d

Let's just popularize the idea that if you find wild animals drawn to you regularly, it's because they know you're really a Disney princess. That's the explanation my sister gave for my frequent, majestic wildlife encounters, and I accept it as the truth.

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Miracle @miraclebutt.bsky.social · Oct 1

Hang on she has to look something up real quick.

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Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · 6d

What kind of whacking are they talking about here?

Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · 6d

My favourite mech was made by GM, cat girls, and Buckaroo Banzai are canonical.

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Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · 6d

Just having a little bath on dad.

PoV A man laying on a couch, he is wearing gorka pants, a cryptek skyfall camo pattern athletic tee, and colourful socks with a cheetah face on them. There is a small gray tabby cat nestled between his legs washing her front paw.

Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · 7d

Dude never went to a Star Trek convention in the 90's and it shows.

Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · 7d

I'm so happy Vancouver BC finally l broke out of the IPA rut, but it does seem like the porters and stouts are a little late.

Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · 7d

In my experience, usually just raccoon poo.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 8d

What To Know About Data Centers https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-data-centers/

Q: How long does it take to build a new data center?

A: Approximately one closed-door city council vote.

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Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · 8d

If it makes you feel any better, last time i heard anything about him it was on a poster for a Five Finger Death Punch show, and he was opening for them.

Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · 9d

So if some hick rolls up and says you're trespassing, do you get to take out the Gar-badge?

Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · 9d

Do you carry any sort of official badge when you're out in the field?

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Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · 10d

:((

Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · 10d

Oh shit, I forgot where you lived! Thanks for this delicious, cheesie crate of ammo I can use in my battle to convince my partner to move there!

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Colleen Miller @colleenmiller.bsky.social · 11d

Beautiful Tall Ship in Burrard Inlet. The ship is the
Norwegian Statsraad Lehmkuhl 🇳🇴

#WaterWednesday
#ships #Vancouver
#Norway

A three masted tall ship with two other ships behind. Photo looks black and white but it has not been taken that way. The ship is the Statsraad Lehmkuhl from Norway 🇳🇴

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-ˋˏ syd ˎˊ- @saab.bsky.social · 12d

xeno and ripley - about two years in the making all came down to 2 hours in the studio. love this one. i’m in both suits - the image is a composite. 👽💫

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Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · 12d

Olay, but I was thinking more like a graceful, healthy looking creature, instead of a shambling, decaying homunculous from the uncanny valley. Or a werewolf that just looks like a realistic, healthy anthropomorphic wolf. Wild animals are plenty scary when they need to be. They dont have to be gross.

Elnath @elnath1984.bsky.social · 12d

Mmmam, that furry art-take complaining that werewolves should look monsterous instead of just being anthro wolves.
Like, just go watch every werewolf movie ever and leave peeps to draw their own fantasies in peace.