Turnip
@elementalturnip.bsky.social
The fruitiest vegetable this side of the plant kingdom.
She/Her/Hers | 25 | Streams occasionally @ twitch.tv/elementalturnip
She/Her/Hers | 25 | Streams occasionally @ twitch.tv/elementalturnip
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Turnip
@elementalturnip.bsky.social
· Jan 18
a man with a beard and goggles says let 's in front of a sonic 3 logo
Alt: Jim Carrey as Dr. Robotnik pulling in Lee Majdoub as Agent Stone while shouting "Let's do this!"
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I'm inspired by @trevzed.bsky.social and starting a thread of all the movies, shows, and games I've finished this year, to keep track of my thoughts! Potential spoilers ahead!
Hey all! It's officially December, and we're kicking this most jolly of months with a multi-stream Archipelago session! On my end: Balatro! Head over to my Twitch page to catch my side of things, and be sure to check out all of our friends, too!
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Heya! I'm Turnip, and I'm just here to have fun! Welcome to the show! | Pronouns are She/Her/Hers | LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 1/4 of the Court Crew @ twitch.tv/realdealdanger
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December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Hey all! It's officially December, and we're kicking this most jolly of months with a multi-stream Archipelago session! On my end: Balatro! Head over to my Twitch page to catch my side of things, and be sure to check out all of our friends, too!
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• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
A coworker of mine was complaining the other day about how movies have gotten worse recently and cited Superman as an example. Said it was "too comedic". Asked them if they actually watched it, to which they said "no but I've seen clips online". Why are you judging it then.
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
A coworker of mine was complaining the other day about how movies have gotten worse recently and cited Superman as an example. Said it was "too comedic". Asked them if they actually watched it, to which they said "no but I've seen clips online". Why are you judging it then.
It's time to storm the castle.
I'm live playing Breath of the Wild! We've beaten all four Divine Beasts and unlocked all of Link's memories. Now we're on to fighting Calamity Ganon himself! Head on over to my Twitch page to join me in the final chapter of this epic quest!
I'm live playing Breath of the Wild! We've beaten all four Divine Beasts and unlocked all of Link's memories. Now we're on to fighting Calamity Ganon himself! Head on over to my Twitch page to join me in the final chapter of this epic quest!
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Heya! I'm Turnip, and I'm just here to have fun! Welcome to the show! | Pronouns are She/Her/Hers | LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 1/4 of the Court Crew @ twitch.tv/realdealdanger
twitch.tv
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It's time to storm the castle.
I'm live playing Breath of the Wild! We've beaten all four Divine Beasts and unlocked all of Link's memories. Now we're on to fighting Calamity Ganon himself! Head on over to my Twitch page to join me in the final chapter of this epic quest!
I'm live playing Breath of the Wild! We've beaten all four Divine Beasts and unlocked all of Link's memories. Now we're on to fighting Calamity Ganon himself! Head on over to my Twitch page to join me in the final chapter of this epic quest!
I'm rewatching A New Hope for the first time in a while and man I can't get over both how much of the worldbuilding was already in just this first movie and also how corny everything is. Like, the visuals are dated and the dialogue is cheesy but damn is it all charming as hell.
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I'm rewatching A New Hope for the first time in a while and man I can't get over both how much of the worldbuilding was already in just this first movie and also how corny everything is. Like, the visuals are dated and the dialogue is cheesy but damn is it all charming as hell.
“go to hell” is basic. “i hope sega delists your favorite game from online storefronts in favor of a new definitive edition” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
“go to hell” is basic. “i hope sega delists your favorite game from online storefronts in favor of a new definitive edition” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.
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For those who enjoy ebooks on Kindle, it seems that 'Star Wars: The Rise and Fall of the Galactic Empire' is *massively* discounted today down to $1.99 in the US and £7.99 in the UK. Which feels like a pretty good deal really.
US: www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Ri...
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Wars-Ri...
US: www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Ri...
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Wars-Ri...
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
For those who enjoy ebooks on Kindle, it seems that 'Star Wars: The Rise and Fall of the Galactic Empire' is *massively* discounted today down to $1.99 in the US and £7.99 in the UK. Which feels like a pretty good deal really.
US: www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Ri...
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Wars-Ri...
US: www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Ri...
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Wars-Ri...
We're back with more Breath of the Wild! Gonna do a little extra questing to make sure we're ready to fight Calamity Ganon. I hope you'll join me at my Twitch page on our adventures through Hyrule!
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Heya! I'm Turnip, and I'm just here to have fun! Welcome to the show! | Pronouns are She/Her/Hers | LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 1/4 of the Court Crew @ twitch.tv/realdealdanger
twitch.tv
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
We're back with more Breath of the Wild! Gonna do a little extra questing to make sure we're ready to fight Calamity Ganon. I hope you'll join me at my Twitch page on our adventures through Hyrule!
Why didn't they call it Zoo2pia
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Why didn't they call it Zoo2pia
incredibly funny to me that disney imagineering announces a new robot olaf walkaround character literally the day after defunctland uploaded a 4-hour video essay about the failure of the living characters initiative
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
incredibly funny to me that disney imagineering announces a new robot olaf walkaround character literally the day after defunctland uploaded a 4-hour video essay about the failure of the living characters initiative
We took a detour through some Cross Worlds recently, but now we're back in Hyrule playing more Breath of the Wild! Come on down to my Twitch page to join in the chill vibes as we work on some shrines and sidequests!
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Heya! I'm Turnip, and I'm just here to have fun! Welcome to the show! | Pronouns are She/Her/Hers | LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 1/4 of the Court Crew @ twitch.tv/realdealdanger
twitch.tv
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
We took a detour through some Cross Worlds recently, but now we're back in Hyrule playing more Breath of the Wild! Come on down to my Twitch page to join in the chill vibes as we work on some shrines and sidequests!
My hot take is that The Wizard of Oz (1939) is the most overrated movie of all time.
Like, it's fine. It was a technological marvel for its time, and that's not nothing. But everyone puts it up on a pedestal when it just isn't as good as the book it's based on.
Like, it's fine. It was a technological marvel for its time, and that's not nothing. But everyone puts it up on a pedestal when it just isn't as good as the book it's based on.
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My hot take is that The Wizard of Oz (1939) is the most overrated movie of all time.
Like, it's fine. It was a technological marvel for its time, and that's not nothing. But everyone puts it up on a pedestal when it just isn't as good as the book it's based on.
Like, it's fine. It was a technological marvel for its time, and that's not nothing. But everyone puts it up on a pedestal when it just isn't as good as the book it's based on.
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Turns out I was wrong about the Spongebob event in CrossWorlds starting last night. But it is starting tonight for real! Race on over to twitch.tv/elementaltur... to join in the fun!
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Heya! I'm Turnip, and I'm just here to have fun! Welcome to the show! | Pronouns are She/Her/Hers | LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 1/4 of the Court Crew @ twitch.tv/realdealdanger
twitch.tv
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Turns out I was wrong about the Spongebob event in CrossWorlds starting last night. But it is starting tonight for real! Race on over to twitch.tv/elementaltur... to join in the fun!
I'm a huge idiot and misread the schedule for the event. Turns out it's tomorrow night! Ah well, c'est la vie.
Are ya ready, kids? Because the Spongebob event in Sonic Racing CrossWorlds is underway, and that means there's gonna be some nautical nonsense! If you're ready, race on over to my Twitch page to join in the F.U.N.!
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Heya! I'm Turnip, and I'm just here to have fun! Welcome to the show! | Pronouns are She/Her/Hers | LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 1/4 of the Court Crew @ twitch.tv/realdealdanger
twitch.tv
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I'm a huge idiot and misread the schedule for the event. Turns out it's tomorrow night! Ah well, c'est la vie.
Are ya ready, kids? Because the Spongebob event in Sonic Racing CrossWorlds is underway, and that means there's gonna be some nautical nonsense! If you're ready, race on over to my Twitch page to join in the F.U.N.!
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Heya! I'm Turnip, and I'm just here to have fun! Welcome to the show! | Pronouns are She/Her/Hers | LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 1/4 of the Court Crew @ twitch.tv/realdealdanger
twitch.tv
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Are ya ready, kids? Because the Spongebob event in Sonic Racing CrossWorlds is underway, and that means there's gonna be some nautical nonsense! If you're ready, race on over to my Twitch page to join in the F.U.N.!
I can't stop thinking about del Toro's Frankenstein. The way it portrays the Creature as not a shambling corpse, but a person. The way Elizabeth feels real empathy for the Creature. The way Victor's life falls apart not because of the Creature, but his own hubris.
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I can't stop thinking about del Toro's Frankenstein. The way it portrays the Creature as not a shambling corpse, but a person. The way Elizabeth feels real empathy for the Creature. The way Victor's life falls apart not because of the Creature, but his own hubris.
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I *do* think however that it's grotesque to be giving awards to companies that have laid off huge chunks of the workforce that worked on these games that are now getting awards
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I *do* think however that it's grotesque to be giving awards to companies that have laid off huge chunks of the workforce that worked on these games that are now getting awards
What is the purpose, especially in the age of streaming, of remaking movies that aren't even a decade old yet?
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
What is the purpose, especially in the age of streaming, of remaking movies that aren't even a decade old yet?
so like are we just gonna ignore the fact that we got confirmation that the sitting president of the united states gave head to a former president of the united states or are we just supposed to clock into work tomorrow like nothing happened
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
so like are we just gonna ignore the fact that we got confirmation that the sitting president of the united states gave head to a former president of the united states or are we just supposed to clock into work tomorrow like nothing happened
so like does disney hate money or
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
so like does disney hate money or
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[Enter two other Senators with a Messenger.]
THIRD SENATOR
Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files
As full as thy report?
THIRD SENATOR
Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files
As full as thy report?
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
[Enter two other Senators with a Messenger.]
THIRD SENATOR
Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files
As full as thy report?
THIRD SENATOR
Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files
As full as thy report?
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Tonight, we're making the trek from one side of Hyrule to the other. That's right, I'm back with more Breath of the Wild! I would love it if you joined me at my Twitch page as we make our way down to Gerudo Town! See you there!
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Heya! I'm Turnip, and I'm just here to have fun! Welcome to the show! | Pronouns are She/Her/Hers | LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 1/4 of the Court Crew @ twitch.tv/realdealdanger
twitch.tv
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Tonight, we're making the trek from one side of Hyrule to the other. That's right, I'm back with more Breath of the Wild! I would love it if you joined me at my Twitch page as we make our way down to Gerudo Town! See you there!
Ah yes, the Big Three console developers: Nintendo, Sony, and Valve
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Ah yes, the Big Three console developers: Nintendo, Sony, and Valve