Liz Joan
@ejbdseattle.bsky.social
Mom, Seattleite, history teacher, Mariners diehard, horse girl, she/her
My husband finally did whatever update my iPhone has probably needed for awhile and I can’t even exactly put into words what’s changed (visually), but it’s very…migraine-inducing 😅
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My husband finally did whatever update my iPhone has probably needed for awhile and I can’t even exactly put into words what’s changed (visually), but it’s very…migraine-inducing 😅
Oh my god why do concerts start at night
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Oh my god why do concerts start at night
I survived it: going to Trader Joe’s with my kids for 3 items on the Sunday before Thanksgiving
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I survived it: going to Trader Joe’s with my kids for 3 items on the Sunday before Thanksgiving
Good morning everyone I just had to build a wall of pillows to seperate my kids on the couch
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Good morning everyone I just had to build a wall of pillows to seperate my kids on the couch
Fun to wake up to a feed full of skating (out on the west coast)! Now let’s go, Amber! 🙏🏻
#FinlandiaTrophy
#FinlandiaTrophy
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Fun to wake up to a feed full of skating (out on the west coast)! Now let’s go, Amber! 🙏🏻
#FinlandiaTrophy
#FinlandiaTrophy
Kiddo got up before 5 again and so I went to snuggle with him in his bed and managed to JUST get him back to sleep when my alarm (which I’d forgotten about) went off 🫠
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Kiddo got up before 5 again and so I went to snuggle with him in his bed and managed to JUST get him back to sleep when my alarm (which I’d forgotten about) went off 🫠
“Why not be a teacher? You’d be a fine teacher. Perhaps even a great one.”
“And if I was, who would know it?”
—A Man for all Seasons
“And if I was, who would know it?”
—A Man for all Seasons
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“Why not be a teacher? You’d be a fine teacher. Perhaps even a great one.”
“And if I was, who would know it?”
—A Man for all Seasons
“And if I was, who would know it?”
—A Man for all Seasons
Every Naylor quote just has me grinning. I love this
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Every Naylor quote just has me grinning. I love this
Ok wait here’s a type of jellyfish that’s immortal?!
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Ok wait here’s a type of jellyfish that’s immortal?!
Reposted by Liz Joan
Judge perfectly executed a season at what we’ve generally determined to be the 2nd or 3rd-least demanding position position. Raleigh was near-perfect at the most demanding by orders of magnitude.
The question is how many magnitudes. As w/many catchers, I think the answer is “more. No, still more.”
The question is how many magnitudes. As w/many catchers, I think the answer is “more. No, still more.”
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Judge perfectly executed a season at what we’ve generally determined to be the 2nd or 3rd-least demanding position position. Raleigh was near-perfect at the most demanding by orders of magnitude.
The question is how many magnitudes. As w/many catchers, I think the answer is “more. No, still more.”
The question is how many magnitudes. As w/many catchers, I think the answer is “more. No, still more.”
You can prepare all you want for parenthood but nothing prepares you for years of being woken up at 5am by someone yelling “I HAVE TO PEE!!!” in your face
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You can prepare all you want for parenthood but nothing prepares you for years of being woken up at 5am by someone yelling “I HAVE TO PEE!!!” in your face
I love that the other players are just as excited about this as we are 🥹
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I love that the other players are just as excited about this as we are 🥹
Just scrolling down hitting like on every Josh Naylor post. Feels like September again. Next year is gonna be fun. It BETTER be fun, I can’t take anything else 😂
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Just scrolling down hitting like on every Josh Naylor post. Feels like September again. Next year is gonna be fun. It BETTER be fun, I can’t take anything else 😂
Hell yeah
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Josh Naylor staying with #Mariners, per ESPN’s Jeff Passan.
📰 SeattleSports.com + Seattle Sports App
Josh Naylor staying with #Mariners, per ESPN’s Jeff Passan.
📰 SeattleSports.com + Seattle Sports App
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hell yeah
Not me grabbing a book called “Hannibal” out of a LFL thinking I was gonna learn about Carthage 😂 wrong Hannibal
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Not me grabbing a book called “Hannibal” out of a LFL thinking I was gonna learn about Carthage 😂 wrong Hannibal
So when you turn 40 they really just switch your whole Instagram feed to perimenopause content, huh
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
So when you turn 40 they really just switch your whole Instagram feed to perimenopause content, huh
KEVIN WINS SKATE AMERICA!!!! 🤩 #SkateAmerica
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
KEVIN WINS SKATE AMERICA!!!! 🤩 #SkateAmerica
I feel like if studying history has taught me anything, it’s that the super rich will get up to some weird sh*t
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I feel like if studying history has taught me anything, it’s that the super rich will get up to some weird sh*t
Ok so if the way to disinfect humidifiers is to soak them in a vinegar solution but some parts of the humidifier can’t be submerged…?
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Ok so if the way to disinfect humidifiers is to soak them in a vinegar solution but some parts of the humidifier can’t be submerged…?
that feeling when your toddler is sick so you have to cancel all your plans but then Advil revives them to full energy but it’s too cold/rainy to play outside so you are stuck in your house with a little feral person and your partner is on a trip
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
that feeling when your toddler is sick so you have to cancel all your plans but then Advil revives them to full energy but it’s too cold/rainy to play outside so you are stuck in your house with a little feral person and your partner is on a trip
Jason Brown’s short program is just pure joy. I’m gonna miss watching him so much. We’ve been so lucky 💙 #SkateAmerica
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Jason Brown’s short program is just pure joy. I’m gonna miss watching him so much. We’ve been so lucky 💙 #SkateAmerica
I think I finally need to give up caffeine due to reflux. I did it briefly before, but that was before kids 😅 for whatever weird reason, my reflux (which has been an issue since my early 20s) was better during my pregnancies and postpartum.
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I think I finally need to give up caffeine due to reflux. I did it briefly before, but that was before kids 😅 for whatever weird reason, my reflux (which has been an issue since my early 20s) was better during my pregnancies and postpartum.
My littlest is home sick and YouTube kids just cued up the Aaron Judge episode of rubble and crew 😑
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My littlest is home sick and YouTube kids just cued up the Aaron Judge episode of rubble and crew 😑
Reposted by Liz Joan
!!!!!!! Yessssssss
"Though Andrews has announced her intention to move on from her singles career, she is planning to begin training to transition into the world of pairs skating."
www.usfigureskating.org/news/article...
"Though Andrews has announced her intention to move on from her singles career, she is planning to begin training to transition into the world of pairs skating."
www.usfigureskating.org/news/article...
Andrews Skates to the Soundtrack of Her Own Voice | U.S. Figure Skating
www.usfigureskating.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
!!!!!!! Yessssssss
"Though Andrews has announced her intention to move on from her singles career, she is planning to begin training to transition into the world of pairs skating."
www.usfigureskating.org/news/article...
"Though Andrews has announced her intention to move on from her singles career, she is planning to begin training to transition into the world of pairs skating."
www.usfigureskating.org/news/article...
Fits my theory that everything is eventually just 30 Rock people.com/dog-shoots-o...
Dog Shoots Owner After Jumping on the Bed and Setting Off Gun, Police Say
A dog owner in Pennsylvania is recovering from a gunshot wound after his canine set off his shotgun, which shot him in the back, according to reports.
people.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Fits my theory that everything is eventually just 30 Rock people.com/dog-shoots-o...