Michelle
@effinghardy.bsky.social
she/her, wasting time waiting for the jug to boil. Plant overbuyer, op shop lover.
@pinkagendist.bsky.social this is why my direct messages isn’t working at the moment, just in case you are wondering why I’m not replying to something…
Also @damehat.bsky.social argh!
Also @damehat.bsky.social argh!
The company is using Kids Web Services (KWS), a subsidiary of Epic Games, for age assurance - with these options:
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 AM
@pinkagendist.bsky.social this is why my direct messages isn’t working at the moment, just in case you are wondering why I’m not replying to something…
Also @damehat.bsky.social argh!
Also @damehat.bsky.social argh!
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We held a state funeral for a factional powerbroker and invited along a disgraced broadcaster awaiting trial for 44 charges of sexual assault. The Prime Minister delivered a eulogy.
What a time to be alive.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
What a time to be alive.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
Richardson remembered for 'soy sauce diplomacy' at state funeral
Hundreds of former and current politicians from all sides of the spectrum gathered to remember powerbroker and kingmaker Graham 'Richo' Richardson.
www.abc.net.au
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
We held a state funeral for a factional powerbroker and invited along a disgraced broadcaster awaiting trial for 44 charges of sexual assault. The Prime Minister delivered a eulogy.
What a time to be alive.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
What a time to be alive.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
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Every single person who is anti-trans is a slight scratch away from going full racist. It is basically a gateway drug for racism/bigotry.
It seems fine. You pretend it’s about protecting women. You can point to famous people on your side.
But it is only ever about hate. Disgusting & cruel hatred.
It seems fine. You pretend it’s about protecting women. You can point to famous people on your side.
But it is only ever about hate. Disgusting & cruel hatred.
UK Labour is what happens when a party flushes its soul down the toilet.
A party of bigots.
A party of bigots.
Trans women to be barred from main Labour women’s conference in 2026
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Every single person who is anti-trans is a slight scratch away from going full racist. It is basically a gateway drug for racism/bigotry.
It seems fine. You pretend it’s about protecting women. You can point to famous people on your side.
But it is only ever about hate. Disgusting & cruel hatred.
It seems fine. You pretend it’s about protecting women. You can point to famous people on your side.
But it is only ever about hate. Disgusting & cruel hatred.
I love that the Muppetiest shark that could possibly exist also has a properly Muppet name.
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I love that the Muppetiest shark that could possibly exist also has a properly Muppet name.
The half arsed pat on the head you get when even your closest cronies are sick to the back teeth of hearing you complain about how you were robbed of the Nobel Peace Prize.
Couldn’t put that medal on himself fast enough. What a child.
Couldn’t put that medal on himself fast enough. What a child.
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The half arsed pat on the head you get when even your closest cronies are sick to the back teeth of hearing you complain about how you were robbed of the Nobel Peace Prize.
Couldn’t put that medal on himself fast enough. What a child.
Couldn’t put that medal on himself fast enough. What a child.
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In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Everyone in my house laughed at this. 😂
"Fuck that’s cute" 😂🐊
This is so good 🙌
'Trying to find a reason to dislike Robert Irwin'
This is so good 🙌
'Trying to find a reason to dislike Robert Irwin'
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Everyone in my house laughed at this. 😂
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November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
85% below average rainfall, the lowest level in a century.
10-ish million people potentially on the move.
“severe ecological strain”
The “It’s fine” gif doesn’t really say it loud enough this time.
10-ish million people potentially on the move.
“severe ecological strain”
The “It’s fine” gif doesn’t really say it loud enough this time.
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'
#Iran 🇮🇷
#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
85% below average rainfall, the lowest level in a century.
10-ish million people potentially on the move.
“severe ecological strain”
The “It’s fine” gif doesn’t really say it loud enough this time.
10-ish million people potentially on the move.
“severe ecological strain”
The “It’s fine” gif doesn’t really say it loud enough this time.
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Never has a man so profoundly failed to live up to his log cabin story. Anyone who considers him to be a working class hero has taken the bait.
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Never has a man so profoundly failed to live up to his log cabin story. Anyone who considers him to be a working class hero has taken the bait.
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"Get rich or try sharing"
Pasteups seen in New Orleans, Louisiana
Pasteups seen in New Orleans, Louisiana
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
"Get rich or try sharing"
Pasteups seen in New Orleans, Louisiana
Pasteups seen in New Orleans, Louisiana
What kind of threat were those pointless security blokes even looking for if that guy managed to get all the way to manhandling Ariana Grande right in front of them.
Cynthia Erivo as a one woman security team was more effective.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Cynthia Erivo as a one woman security team was more effective.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Co-star Erivo pushes intruder off Ariana Grande at Wicked event
Video shared across social media shows a man jumping over a crowd-control barrier, running towards Grande and putting their arms around the singer.
www.abc.net.au
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
What kind of threat were those pointless security blokes even looking for if that guy managed to get all the way to manhandling Ariana Grande right in front of them.
Cynthia Erivo as a one woman security team was more effective.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Cynthia Erivo as a one woman security team was more effective.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
It has been, again, a couch & audiobook day. I am not relying on any of you bastards to recommend me anything though ’cos you’re all hopeless.
Am listening to Merlin Sheldrake’s Entangled Life. An excellently read & extremely interesting book.
If only everyone here would leave me alone to listen 😭.
Am listening to Merlin Sheldrake’s Entangled Life. An excellently read & extremely interesting book.
If only everyone here would leave me alone to listen 😭.
It’s a beautiful day today, the frogs are singing & the rain is shining.
Definitely a couch & audiobook day.
Please send recommendations as I have a @libro.fm credit burning a hole in my phone. Yeah, there are already dozens of books in my wishlist but there’s always room for more.
#audiobooks
Definitely a couch & audiobook day.
Please send recommendations as I have a @libro.fm credit burning a hole in my phone. Yeah, there are already dozens of books in my wishlist but there’s always room for more.
#audiobooks
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
It has been, again, a couch & audiobook day. I am not relying on any of you bastards to recommend me anything though ’cos you’re all hopeless.
Am listening to Merlin Sheldrake’s Entangled Life. An excellently read & extremely interesting book.
If only everyone here would leave me alone to listen 😭.
Am listening to Merlin Sheldrake’s Entangled Life. An excellently read & extremely interesting book.
If only everyone here would leave me alone to listen 😭.
Nice one, New York City.
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Nice one, New York City.
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Lol it is clear that no one on Waroona Shire council is on the internet. I so hope they do this.
“Waroona Shire suggests blowing up rotting whale carcass to save money” www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
“Waroona Shire suggests blowing up rotting whale carcass to save money” www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
Shire suggests blowing up dead whale as alternative to expensive disposal
A coastal shire in WA suggests towing a rotting whale carcass out to sea and blowing it up, saying it cannot afford to dispose of the whale itself.
www.abc.net.au
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Lol it is clear that no one on Waroona Shire council is on the internet. I so hope they do this.
“Waroona Shire suggests blowing up rotting whale carcass to save money” www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
“Waroona Shire suggests blowing up rotting whale carcass to save money” www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
Poor kid, banished, facing a life on the stree… *holds hands to ear* wait, I’m getting an update…
“Andrew would relocate to the Sandringham Estate, privately funded by the King”
Going from living free in one mansion to another.
Performance, not punishment.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
“Andrew would relocate to the Sandringham Estate, privately funded by the King”
Going from living free in one mansion to another.
Performance, not punishment.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
King Charles strips Prince Andrew of title and tells him to leave Royal Lodge
Prince Andrew will have his royal titles removed and surrender the lease of his Royal Lodge on the grounds of Windsor.
www.abc.net.au
October 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Poor kid, banished, facing a life on the stree… *holds hands to ear* wait, I’m getting an update…
“Andrew would relocate to the Sandringham Estate, privately funded by the King”
Going from living free in one mansion to another.
Performance, not punishment.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
“Andrew would relocate to the Sandringham Estate, privately funded by the King”
Going from living free in one mansion to another.
Performance, not punishment.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
So good!
October 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
So good!
Finally got to plug in the FTTP and WHAT THE FUCK?!
DOWNLOADS ACTUALLY DON’T TAKE ONE MILLION YEARS?!
It is (almost literally) ten times faster than the plain old nbn box. (3.6Mbps to 30.7Mbps)
Live footage of the sons:
DOWNLOADS ACTUALLY DON’T TAKE ONE MILLION YEARS?!
It is (almost literally) ten times faster than the plain old nbn box. (3.6Mbps to 30.7Mbps)
Live footage of the sons:
jerry from tom and jerry is crying with tears of joy written underneath him
Alt: jerry from tom and jerry is holding himself up with one hand and the other hand is clasped over his mouth, and he’s crying. The text tears of joy is written underneath.
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Finally got to plug in the FTTP and WHAT THE FUCK?!
DOWNLOADS ACTUALLY DON’T TAKE ONE MILLION YEARS?!
It is (almost literally) ten times faster than the plain old nbn box. (3.6Mbps to 30.7Mbps)
Live footage of the sons:
DOWNLOADS ACTUALLY DON’T TAKE ONE MILLION YEARS?!
It is (almost literally) ten times faster than the plain old nbn box. (3.6Mbps to 30.7Mbps)
Live footage of the sons:
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if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
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Double OMG! After giving it a 20% chance of sailing due to weather, I rock up 4 hours early, wait five minutes and I'm on the Spirit of Kangaroo Island freight ferry, fuel truck and all.
I love SeaLink and told the skipper I wanted to give him a hug.
I'll get home before 6pm. What a happy ending!
I love SeaLink and told the skipper I wanted to give him a hug.
I'll get home before 6pm. What a happy ending!
October 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Double OMG! After giving it a 20% chance of sailing due to weather, I rock up 4 hours early, wait five minutes and I'm on the Spirit of Kangaroo Island freight ferry, fuel truck and all.
I love SeaLink and told the skipper I wanted to give him a hug.
I'll get home before 6pm. What a happy ending!
I love SeaLink and told the skipper I wanted to give him a hug.
I'll get home before 6pm. What a happy ending!