Dylan
@dylanabbott.com
Bass+Vox for Bobcat (https://bobc.at). Sounders & Reign supporter. Photography, design, and webdev for work and leisure. Unabashed AI hater. He/him.
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Andre Blake (maybe😬) sacrificing his hamstring for that save, holy shit. Incredible move to get a hand on that ball.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Andre Blake (maybe😬) sacrificing his hamstring for that save, holy shit. Incredible move to get a hand on that ball.
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I just bookmarked the Cheetah Cub Cam, this is the fucking cutest
Cheetah Cub Cam
The Cheetah Cub Cam streams live from the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in Front Royal, Virginia.
nationalzoo.si.edu
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I just bookmarked the Cheetah Cub Cam, this is the fucking cutest
This is fine. Until I need to flip the record.
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This is fine. Until I need to flip the record.
The kind of night where your friend group makes plans to meet up with some strangers at the bar in exactly a year, to see if the world is still on track to end in 2027.
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 AM
The kind of night where your friend group makes plans to meet up with some strangers at the bar in exactly a year, to see if the world is still on track to end in 2027.
To drink perchance to drunk.
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
To drink perchance to drunk.
Had a great time at the Jeff Vandermeer reading/signing tonight. Asked him to dedicate this book in character Lowry and he checked to make sure I was OK with F-bombs.
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Had a great time at the Jeff Vandermeer reading/signing tonight. Asked him to dedicate this book in character Lowry and he checked to make sure I was OK with F-bombs.
I had a weird dream with a lot going on, but the weirdest part was watching a soccer tournament and seeing that Inter Miami had signed Johnny Depp to replace Messi. He had a custom goal celebration song, an 80s tune with the chorus "That's just soccer baby / That's just soccer baaaabaaaaaaayyyyyyy".
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I had a weird dream with a lot going on, but the weirdest part was watching a soccer tournament and seeing that Inter Miami had signed Johnny Depp to replace Messi. He had a custom goal celebration song, an 80s tune with the chorus "That's just soccer baby / That's just soccer baaaabaaaaaaayyyyyyy".
They sure do like our electric blanket. Well, their electric blanket I guess.
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
They sure do like our electric blanket. Well, their electric blanket I guess.
I’ll admit, the parts of the concession speech I heard were surprisingly classy.
So do you think Harrell will finally bring himself to say Katie Wilson’s name in his concession speech tomorrow?
Or will he just demand a recount?
Oh, the suspense.
Or will he just demand a recount?
Oh, the suspense.
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I’ll admit, the parts of the concession speech I heard were surprisingly classy.
So do you think Harrell will finally bring himself to say Katie Wilson’s name in his concession speech tomorrow?
Or will he just demand a recount?
Oh, the suspense.
Or will he just demand a recount?
Oh, the suspense.
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
So do you think Harrell will finally bring himself to say Katie Wilson’s name in his concession speech tomorrow?
Or will he just demand a recount?
Oh, the suspense.
Or will he just demand a recount?
Oh, the suspense.
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That playoff format is legitimately stupid.
The Sounders won one and drew two, and the other team advances.
The Sounders won on aggregate, any way you slice it.
Any tiebreaker you could devise, the Sounders win it.
This is an absolutely stupid format, and you can't convince me otherwise.
The Sounders won one and drew two, and the other team advances.
The Sounders won on aggregate, any way you slice it.
Any tiebreaker you could devise, the Sounders win it.
This is an absolutely stupid format, and you can't convince me otherwise.
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
That playoff format is legitimately stupid.
The Sounders won one and drew two, and the other team advances.
The Sounders won on aggregate, any way you slice it.
Any tiebreaker you could devise, the Sounders win it.
This is an absolutely stupid format, and you can't convince me otherwise.
The Sounders won one and drew two, and the other team advances.
The Sounders won on aggregate, any way you slice it.
Any tiebreaker you could devise, the Sounders win it.
This is an absolutely stupid format, and you can't convince me otherwise.
Already voted for Andrew Thomas as my ECS POTY, no regrets of course. We were singing for him through the shootout at the Westy.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Already voted for Andrew Thomas as my ECS POTY, no regrets of course. We were singing for him through the shootout at the Westy.
The Easter egg that comes up on Letterboxd when you add Bugonia to your log made me cackle.
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The Easter egg that comes up on Letterboxd when you add Bugonia to your log made me cackle.
Who are all these weirdos who voted against Nelson and Davison but for Harrell??
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Who are all these weirdos who voted against Nelson and Davison but for Harrell??
"Trump now walks a red carpet of lawlessness, plutocracy and bloodshed woven by Cheney. An uncharismatic Nixon functionary [...] decisively shaped the destruction of constitutional governance in twenty-first-century America.
No hell is hot enough or eternal enough for Dick Cheney."
No hell is hot enough or eternal enough for Dick Cheney."
All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:
His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies
As much as the Trumpists claim to disavow the War on Terror, they walk a path paved by the most powerful vice president in U.S. history.
www.thenation.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"Trump now walks a red carpet of lawlessness, plutocracy and bloodshed woven by Cheney. An uncharismatic Nixon functionary [...] decisively shaped the destruction of constitutional governance in twenty-first-century America.
No hell is hot enough or eternal enough for Dick Cheney."
No hell is hot enough or eternal enough for Dick Cheney."
Are Chicago fans booing their own keeper? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before. Probably justified though.
November 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Are Chicago fans booing their own keeper? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before. Probably justified though.
When it's us vs. them, you can always count on me.
We extend our support past the boys on the pitch to our community. The current government shut-down has been felt throughout our community. We are joining together to help support and feed those in need by hosting a virtual food drive benefitting Food Lifeline.
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Support ECS Supports Food Lifeline on Mightycause
Please join ECS to help raise money for Food Lifeline to help with food insecurity.
mtyc.co
October 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
When it's us vs. them, you can always count on me.
Go home Minnesota, you’re drunk.
here's a morning thought: how far do u think boxy could throw a fish?
Wake Up It's Game Day
Wake Up It's Game Day
October 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Go home Minnesota, you’re drunk.
Watched Rogue One and came back to everyone talking about a poop plane. Don’t want to know, leave me out of this and also unrelatedly all men must die.
October 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Watched Rogue One and came back to everyone talking about a poop plane. Don’t want to know, leave me out of this and also unrelatedly all men must die.
I went to a bar to watch the Sounders game today and my stupid nerve pain didn’t kill me. That’s progress.
October 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I went to a bar to watch the Sounders game today and my stupid nerve pain didn’t kill me. That’s progress.
These are not the matchday vibes I was hoping for.
October 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
These are not the matchday vibes I was hoping for.
I did an MRI and Autechre live about a week and a half apart. Should have had the MRI docs put Confield on in my headphones in stead of the awful “alt-rock” Muzak they gave me.
So yesterday was Autechre and standing in one place surrounded by sound and wearing earplugs and in a few minutes (as one of many participants in a medical study) I’m getting a brain MRI while lying prone in one place and wearing earplugs and quite honestly, lateral move.
October 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I did an MRI and Autechre live about a week and a half apart. Should have had the MRI docs put Confield on in my headphones in stead of the awful “alt-rock” Muzak they gave me.
Who wore it better?
(Thanks for the stickers, @sounderatheart.com)
(Thanks for the stickers, @sounderatheart.com)
October 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Who wore it better?
(Thanks for the stickers, @sounderatheart.com)
(Thanks for the stickers, @sounderatheart.com)
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October 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I just registered for #WPA11yDay, a free, virtual 24-hour conference on WordPress accessibility taking place October 15-16, and you should too! Get your free ticket at 2025.wpaccessibility.day. #WPAD2025 #WordPress #a11y
Leg pain be damned, I’m at the Crocodile for the early Autechre show. They gave me an accessible seat - essentially a tall chair at the side of the venue. It’s not much, but it’s helpful.
October 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Leg pain be damned, I’m at the Crocodile for the early Autechre show. They gave me an accessible seat - essentially a tall chair at the side of the venue. It’s not much, but it’s helpful.