The Sock of the Ella Fitzgerald 🎖️💎🧦
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Georg Friedrich Error Invalid Handel; Dirty Sock-puppet, cat-herder, sometimes pilot. I've been told I'm a Seattle-based attorney in real life, but I have my doubts.
A movie that takes place where you're from.
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
what's your sign?
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
what's your sign?
lNo love for the Malört Advent calendar? #adventcalendars
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM
lNo love for the Malört Advent calendar? #adventcalendars
On this day, the Ella Fitzgerald struck a riff and spilled 26,000 tons of scat from Chicago to Motown.
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
On this day, the Ella Fitzgerald struck a riff and spilled 26,000 tons of scat from Chicago to Motown.
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
The scats of November came early this year.
November 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The scats of November came early this year.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
October 31, 2025 at 6:54 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
If you see this post a vampire who isn't Dracula.
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
If you see this post a vampire who isn't Dracula.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
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Oriana Korol, a clarinetist with the Unpresidented Brass Band, was arrested after a man and federal agents barreled into band members who were standing across the street from the ICE office and playing the theme from “Ghostbusters.”
Read more: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
October 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
October 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
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October 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
Post you from a different era.
September 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Post you from a different era.
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Check out Justice Eddins’ complete repudiation of the Roberts Court here. It’s worth reading in full. It’s quite brave—and exceedingly rare—for a sitting judge to speak so candidly and scathingly about SCOTUS’ partisan contortions of law, history, and fact.
www.courts.state.hi.us/wp-content/u...
www.courts.state.hi.us/wp-content/u...
September 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Check out Justice Eddins’ complete repudiation of the Roberts Court here. It’s worth reading in full. It’s quite brave—and exceedingly rare—for a sitting judge to speak so candidly and scathingly about SCOTUS’ partisan contortions of law, history, and fact.
www.courts.state.hi.us/wp-content/u...
www.courts.state.hi.us/wp-content/u...
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I am pleased to report that Hawaii Supreme Court Justice Todd Eddins has dropped another total evisceration of the Supreme Court.
He says originalism is a fraud—and the Republican justices are shamelessly making up facts and history to impose radical Christian nationalism: slate.com/news-and-pol...
He says originalism is a fraud—and the Republican justices are shamelessly making up facts and history to impose radical Christian nationalism: slate.com/news-and-pol...
September 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I am pleased to report that Hawaii Supreme Court Justice Todd Eddins has dropped another total evisceration of the Supreme Court.
He says originalism is a fraud—and the Republican justices are shamelessly making up facts and history to impose radical Christian nationalism: slate.com/news-and-pol...
He says originalism is a fraud—and the Republican justices are shamelessly making up facts and history to impose radical Christian nationalism: slate.com/news-and-pol...
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What Disney subscribers can look forward to!
September 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What Disney subscribers can look forward to!
Age verification:
West of House
I am standing in an open field, west of a white house with a boarded door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>_
West of House
I am standing in an open field, west of a white house with a boarded door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>_
age verification:
I traveled across the Oregon Trail on MS-DOS
I traveled across the Oregon Trail on MS-DOS
age verification
i still remember my compuserve ID number
i still remember my compuserve ID number
September 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Age verification:
West of House
I am standing in an open field, west of a white house with a boarded door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>_
West of House
I am standing in an open field, west of a white house with a boarded door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>_
a doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
a doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
So what happened with the big 2:00 announcement in the Oval Office?
September 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
So what happened with the big 2:00 announcement in the Oval Office?
Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
This kinda makes sense.
This kinda makes sense.
August 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
This kinda makes sense.
This kinda makes sense.
Post a random picture; everything will go bad in August anyway.
August 1, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Post a random picture; everything will go bad in August anyway.
Oliver!
July 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Oliver!