DrKev1
@drkev1.bsky.social
Historian.
Trivial guy.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Trivial guy.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
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DrKev1
@drkev1.bsky.social
· Nov 28
I believe History teaches us important things. I also believe it rolls its eyes and contemplates retirement when it grades us.
If you spread lies to help your side, you don't stand for truth.
If you don't favor equal justice for all, you don't stand for justice.
If you favor democracy only if your person wins, you don't stand for democracy or the American Way.
You are literally the opposite of Superman.
If you don't favor equal justice for all, you don't stand for justice.
If you favor democracy only if your person wins, you don't stand for democracy or the American Way.
You are literally the opposite of Superman.
July 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If you spread lies to help your side, you don't stand for truth.
If you don't favor equal justice for all, you don't stand for justice.
If you favor democracy only if your person wins, you don't stand for democracy or the American Way.
You are literally the opposite of Superman.
If you don't favor equal justice for all, you don't stand for justice.
If you favor democracy only if your person wins, you don't stand for democracy or the American Way.
You are literally the opposite of Superman.
“After Taylor passed away, his vice president Mildred Filmore worked with Henry Clay to create the Compromise of 1850.” #AdventuresInGrading
May 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“After Taylor passed away, his vice president Mildred Filmore worked with Henry Clay to create the Compromise of 1850.” #AdventuresInGrading
Operation Christmas Child Chair: Members of the Packing Party, you have been found guilty of mixing clothes in with the toys. May God have mercy upon your souls.
Packing Party: But…
OCC Chair: Don’t worry, it will be quick, painless, fun, and memorable.
Packing Party: But…
OCC Chair: Don’t worry, it will be quick, painless, fun, and memorable.
April 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Operation Christmas Child Chair: Members of the Packing Party, you have been found guilty of mixing clothes in with the toys. May God have mercy upon your souls.
Packing Party: But…
OCC Chair: Don’t worry, it will be quick, painless, fun, and memorable.
Packing Party: But…
OCC Chair: Don’t worry, it will be quick, painless, fun, and memorable.
Whoever said, "hindsight is always 20/20" never graded history term papers. #grading #missedtory
February 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Whoever said, "hindsight is always 20/20" never graded history term papers. #grading #missedtory
I don't believe in confirmation bias, and everything I've read or heard about it seems to support me on this. #evidence #data #apophenia
February 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I don't believe in confirmation bias, and everything I've read or heard about it seems to support me on this. #evidence #data #apophenia
All good things come to he who waits. So if you help me find and distract that guy, I'll go halfsies with you on all the good things.
February 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
All good things come to he who waits. So if you help me find and distract that guy, I'll go halfsies with you on all the good things.
They say that you should let sleeping dogs lie, but I disagree. If you let them lie when they are asleep, it will only encourage them to be even more deceitful when they are awake. #toughlove
February 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
They say that you should let sleeping dogs lie, but I disagree. If you let them lie when they are asleep, it will only encourage them to be even more deceitful when they are awake. #toughlove
If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, then you probably should have paid closer attention when the pet shop owner sold it to you as a Cairn Terrier.
February 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, then you probably should have paid closer attention when the pet shop owner sold it to you as a Cairn Terrier.
"What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born. . . .But the second best for you is: to die soon."--Nietzsche
"Grandma, can you read my bedtime story instead?"--Nietzsche's Granddaughter
"Grandma, can you read my bedtime story instead?"--Nietzsche's Granddaughter
January 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born. . . .But the second best for you is: to die soon."--Nietzsche
"Grandma, can you read my bedtime story instead?"--Nietzsche's Granddaughter
"Grandma, can you read my bedtime story instead?"--Nietzsche's Granddaughter
"...thus allowing me, theoretically, to both have and eat it simultaneously!"
"Shut up and blow out the candles already, Erwin."
#schrodingerscake #badphysics
"Shut up and blow out the candles already, Erwin."
#schrodingerscake #badphysics
December 30, 2024 at 11:12 PM
"...thus allowing me, theoretically, to both have and eat it simultaneously!"
"Shut up and blow out the candles already, Erwin."
#schrodingerscake #badphysics
"Shut up and blow out the candles already, Erwin."
#schrodingerscake #badphysics
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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
I was browsing through greeting cards at the store and saw the section for "new baby." Is...is there any other kind?
December 19, 2024 at 3:52 AM
I was browsing through greeting cards at the store and saw the section for "new baby." Is...is there any other kind?
Kern's Law: Most of this world's strife comes from people thinking others are different. The rest comes from people thinking everyone is the same. Discuss.
December 18, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Kern's Law: Most of this world's strife comes from people thinking others are different. The rest comes from people thinking everyone is the same. Discuss.
“Eugenics is the stupidest idea smart people have ever had.” #AdventuresInGrading
December 16, 2024 at 3:20 PM
“Eugenics is the stupidest idea smart people have ever had.” #AdventuresInGrading
“Not everyone deserves to have opinions. Especially men in the ancient world.” #AventuresInGrading
December 14, 2024 at 9:30 PM
“Not everyone deserves to have opinions. Especially men in the ancient world.” #AventuresInGrading
“The cotton gin. . .was developed by McCormick Reaper in the early 1900s.” #AdventuresInGrading
December 11, 2024 at 10:08 PM
“The cotton gin. . .was developed by McCormick Reaper in the early 1900s.” #AdventuresInGrading
Bell and Evans? I could have sworn this item came from Swift. #AModestProposal
December 6, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Bell and Evans? I could have sworn this item came from Swift. #AModestProposal
“One of the many things that still exist in the world is ships.” #AdventuresInGrading
December 3, 2024 at 7:01 PM
“One of the many things that still exist in the world is ships.” #AdventuresInGrading
“The Wilmot Proviso. . .was proposed by William Proviso.” #AdventuresInGrading
December 3, 2024 at 1:04 AM
“The Wilmot Proviso. . .was proposed by William Proviso.” #AdventuresInGrading
“This book is well written where it is like a perfect burrito with the ingredients spread perfectly throughout it, where every bite is the same in a way.” #AdventuresInGrading
December 1, 2024 at 3:00 PM
“This book is well written where it is like a perfect burrito with the ingredients spread perfectly throughout it, where every bite is the same in a way.” #AdventuresInGrading
I am suddenly afraid of what the “birds” will do if I feed them.
November 30, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I am suddenly afraid of what the “birds” will do if I feed them.
“Nothing would exist in the world without the place number system. It would just be humans making more humans.” #AdventuresInGrading
November 29, 2024 at 3:35 PM
“Nothing would exist in the world without the place number system. It would just be humans making more humans.” #AdventuresInGrading
Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Because, y'know, horse breath.
November 29, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Because, y'know, horse breath.
“The Virginia Military Company hired a Satanist who specialized in ‘map gore’ to survey their lands.”
Alas, I am forced to conclude that the class my students are taking from me is far more interesting than the one I’m teaching. #AdventuresInGrading
Alas, I am forced to conclude that the class my students are taking from me is far more interesting than the one I’m teaching. #AdventuresInGrading
November 28, 2024 at 3:17 PM
“The Virginia Military Company hired a Satanist who specialized in ‘map gore’ to survey their lands.”
Alas, I am forced to conclude that the class my students are taking from me is far more interesting than the one I’m teaching. #AdventuresInGrading
Alas, I am forced to conclude that the class my students are taking from me is far more interesting than the one I’m teaching. #AdventuresInGrading
It is better to light a single candle than to curse the stupid, stupid darkness.
November 28, 2024 at 2:14 PM
It is better to light a single candle than to curse the stupid, stupid darkness.