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Draven Umbra
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Neurodivergent, PTSD, "Tony Stark of the Trailer Park" -ExGF Oscilloscope in a world built for hammers. #OSH #OSE #FuckTheRich
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Everything you need to remember today:

We are in a Class War started by billionaires.

Donald Trump is an incestuous pedophile

Drink 3L+ of water a day to prevent ammonia buildup in the brain (ammonia is a weak electrolyte and brain function suffers)

Unclench your jaw.
Considering he self-funded a satellite to monitor human rights abuses in Africa, I refuse to believe George Clooney is a bad guy.

Bitter, maybe. Bad? Fuck no...
Her: I'm just gonna get ready quick
Me: 🙄
Her: What? It won't take that long
Me: Kimchi takes less time to get ready than you do
Would have been a perfect spot to paint a mural...
Joining me on my boycott, eh?

Ain't paid federal taxes since January, and I'm not going to start again until 2027
Depends. They're different flavors, and so they have different use-cases.

Mayo is more of a supporting actor. It helps bring another flavor to the forefront and helps it shine

Miracle Whip makes everything taste like Miracle Whip so I hope Miracle Whip was the flavor you wanted
Thank you for being who you are.
Dear Diary:

It's day 14,864. No one pees themselves when they look at me. Some laugh. No one pees
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99% of us on the wrong side of their doors

They get tax breaks, we pay twice, and fight their wars

And we wonder why they cut scholarships and aid

It’s designed to keep the status quo, we’re the new slaves
Do it anyway.

One less xmas present to buy in this economy
I wanna make one thing perfectly clear:

The only reason I am out of bed is because I couldn't find the tv remote
"Hail Peachii" was trending chant used in the mid-2020s, most commonly used in reference to seeing a funny meme about mechanophilia
That's the "I just got these dentures" pose
It's been one hell of a season of baseball.

I'm here for it
What I see looking at this pic...
It's $140/hr and the tits will be mine, so I hope you like braided nipple hair
It's "persecution" when christians aren't held to a higher esteem than other versions of schizophrenia.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 21h
President Trump on Saturday said he's ordered the Pentagon to plan for potential military action in Nigeria, where he alleges the government is failing to rein in the persecution of Christians. n.pr/47zOzqr
Trump threatens military action in Nigeria over Christian persecution claims
President Trump on Saturday said he's ordered the Pentagon to plan for potential military action in Nigeria, where he alleges the government is failing to rein in the persecution of Christians.
n.pr
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A Kremlin's server was hacked by Anonymous a few days ago.
#OpRussia
Everyone knows what needs to be done.

The question is, whose going to muster up the cajones?
In the interest of fairness, if we stop letting the mentally ill raise children, we'd have a lot less mentally ill people to pick our politicians from.

RN we're 1:4.

25% chance whoever is vying for power is mentally ill.
#7

The vocal inflection points show on her face. Everyone else appears emotionally numb, which means they're thinking instead of doing.
Days get short, add an hour Days get long, lose an hour

More sun, forward
Less sun, backward

Cold shrivels the hours
Warmth makes em grow
I've spent more than half my life surrounded by people who live in trailer parks, and I can assure you they have more class than everyone who visited the child fuckers party