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Draven Umbra

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Neurodivergent, PTSD, "Tony Stark of the Trailer Park" -ExGF Oscilloscope in a world built for hammers. #OSH #OSE #FuckTheRich

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Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · Aug 5

Everything you need to remember today:

We are in a Class War started by billionaires.

Donald Trump is an incestuous pedophile

Drink 3L+ of water a day to prevent ammonia buildup in the brain (ammonia is a weak electrolyte and brain function suffers)

Unclench your jaw.

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Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 40m

Considering he self-funded a satellite to monitor human rights abuses in Africa, I refuse to believe George Clooney is a bad guy.

Bitter, maybe. Bad? Fuck no...

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 44m

Her: I'm just gonna get ready quick
Me: 🙄
Her: What? It won't take that long
Me: Kimchi takes less time to get ready than you do

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 2h

Would have been a perfect spot to paint a mural...

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 3h

Joining me on my boycott, eh?

Ain't paid federal taxes since January, and I'm not going to start again until 2027

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Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 5h

Depends. They're different flavors, and so they have different use-cases.

Mayo is more of a supporting actor. It helps bring another flavor to the forefront and helps it shine

Miracle Whip makes everything taste like Miracle Whip so I hope Miracle Whip was the flavor you wanted

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Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 7h

Thank you for being who you are.

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 7h

Dear Diary:

It's day 14,864. No one pees themselves when they look at me. Some laugh. No one pees

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awkword @awkword.bsky.social · 7h

99% of us on the wrong side of their doors

They get tax breaks, we pay twice, and fight their wars

And we wonder why they cut scholarships and aid

It’s designed to keep the status quo, we’re the new slaves

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Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 7h

Do it anyway.

One less xmas present to buy in this economy

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 7h

I wanna make one thing perfectly clear:

The only reason I am out of bed is because I couldn't find the tv remote

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 15h

"Hail Peachii" was trending chant used in the mid-2020s, most commonly used in reference to seeing a funny meme about mechanophilia

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 15h

TF is sleep?

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 15h

That's the "I just got these dentures" pose

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 18h

It's been one hell of a season of baseball.

I'm here for it

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 18h

Notably unscrupulous

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 19h

What I see looking at this pic...

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 20h

It's $140/hr and the tits will be mine, so I hope you like braided nipple hair

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 21h

It's "persecution" when christians aren't held to a higher esteem than other versions of schizophrenia.

NPR @npr.org · 21h

President Trump on Saturday said he's ordered the Pentagon to plan for potential military action in Nigeria, where he alleges the government is failing to rein in the persecution of Christians. n.pr/47zOzqr

Trump threatens military action in Nigeria over Christian persecution claims

President Trump on Saturday said he's ordered the Pentagon to plan for potential military action in Nigeria, where he alleges the government is failing to rein in the persecution of Christians.

n.pr

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Anonymous @youranonglobal.bsky.social · 21h

A Kremlin's server was hacked by Anonymous a few days ago.
#OpRussia

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Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 23h

Everyone knows what needs to be done.

The question is, whose going to muster up the cajones?

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 1d

In the interest of fairness, if we stop letting the mentally ill raise children, we'd have a lot less mentally ill people to pick our politicians from.

RN we're 1:4.

25% chance whoever is vying for power is mentally ill.

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 1d

#7

The vocal inflection points show on her face. Everyone else appears emotionally numb, which means they're thinking instead of doing.

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Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 1d

Days get short, add an hour Days get long, lose an hour

More sun, forward
Less sun, backward

Cold shrivels the hours
Warmth makes em grow

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 1d

I've spent more than half my life surrounded by people who live in trailer parks, and I can assure you they have more class than everyone who visited the child fuckers party

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says yeeaaahhhh

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says yeeaaahhhh

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