Daniel Pipski
@dpipski.bsky.social
movie writer ( #TicketToParadise ), tv producer ( #ThePenguin #BatmanCapedCrusader, #ATeacher ), husband dad he/him sober #GoBlue - interested in community, jokes and positive takes
He looks like what would happen if you wished to be old instead of big on a Zoltar machine.
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
He looks like what would happen if you wished to be old instead of big on a Zoltar machine.
twenty years from now, the next layer up will be democracy and then a thick layer of human bones, and then whatever's after that :/
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October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
twenty years from now, the next layer up will be democracy and then a thick layer of human bones, and then whatever's after that :/
our fuckface president is destroying the white house with his bad taste. a decent hpoz committee wouldn't have allowed this. but whatever, what he's done to the country is so much worse. ugh.
October 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
our fuckface president is destroying the white house with his bad taste. a decent hpoz committee wouldn't have allowed this. but whatever, what he's done to the country is so much worse. ugh.
changed my mind. what a great and cinematic way to show the destruction of our nation, its ideals, and the unity of the United States. well played, no notes.
Remodeling the White House is so stupid
October 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
changed my mind. what a great and cinematic way to show the destruction of our nation, its ideals, and the unity of the United States. well played, no notes.
YUP. No one gets "#MeToo-ed." Their own awful behavior becomes known and they end their own career because they're awful, the end.
People went around for yrs screaming as if someone losing TV show or film was tantamount to murder. Really tired of this dynamic: You try to just POINT OUT ongoing bad behavior of a male public figure = you’re the worst monster in history & you just KILLED that guy by having standards. Sorry, my bad
October 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
YUP. No one gets "#MeToo-ed." Their own awful behavior becomes known and they end their own career because they're awful, the end.
There are few things I find as stressful as daily updates from schoology
October 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There are few things I find as stressful as daily updates from schoology
trump's tariffs have destroyed the farming business, but if he gives them the $10b, they'll still love him and vote for him again if he pulls off this 2028 bullshit. real conundrum here.
October 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
trump's tariffs have destroyed the farming business, but if he gives them the $10b, they'll still love him and vote for him again if he pulls off this 2028 bullshit. real conundrum here.
when i was little -- like three or four -- we had an awful babysitter once that ate all the Cheez-its and wouldn't let us have any. She was obsessed with Styx and thought she was going to marry the lead singer. pretty sure she didn't.
October 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
when i was little -- like three or four -- we had an awful babysitter once that ate all the Cheez-its and wouldn't let us have any. She was obsessed with Styx and thought she was going to marry the lead singer. pretty sure she didn't.
What about all the dipshits who were the American flag as clothing? or line their stupid blazers with it?
October 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
What about all the dipshits who were the American flag as clothing? or line their stupid blazers with it?
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is terrific, and especially terrific in Vista Vision! Kevin Tighe has like two lines, but is just stunning, as are all the cast. One of Leo's best. Goddamn I love movies so much!
October 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is terrific, and especially terrific in Vista Vision! Kevin Tighe has like two lines, but is just stunning, as are all the cast. One of Leo's best. Goddamn I love movies so much!
At great risk to my career, I’ll be diving headlong into this one: pumpkin orb spiders are cool as hell and, by wrapping up this fly to eat later, are doing their part to eliminate food waste.
September 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
At great risk to my career, I’ll be diving headlong into this one: pumpkin orb spiders are cool as hell and, by wrapping up this fly to eat later, are doing their part to eliminate food waste.
Reposted by Daniel Pipski
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...
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September 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
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is there a way to turn off "my iPhone thinks every word I type is a name in my contacts"
September 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
is there a way to turn off "my iPhone thinks every word I type is a name in my contacts"
Looks like the first amendment is now the right to bear arms.
September 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Looks like the first amendment is now the right to bear arms.
How does Brian Kilmeade still have a job after saying homeless people should be killed by lethal injection? That’s insane.
September 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
How does Brian Kilmeade still have a job after saying homeless people should be killed by lethal injection? That’s insane.
i know all anyone can talk about is dragonflies these days, and the last thing we need is another hot take from a non-expert, but dang, look how red his butt is.
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i know all anyone can talk about is dragonflies these days, and the last thing we need is another hot take from a non-expert, but dang, look how red his butt is.
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
The movie SINGLES is such a vibe. Cameron Crowe made some classics.
August 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The movie SINGLES is such a vibe. Cameron Crowe made some classics.
How badly is rfk jr damaging the Kennedy name in America? Seems to me to be pretty bad.
August 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
How badly is rfk jr damaging the Kennedy name in America? Seems to me to be pretty bad.
Same. If Trump “isn’t” in the Epstein files and Ghislaine (the lying pedo) testifies that Trump wasn’t a part of any of it and then walks…I won’t know what else to think.
These people are going to turn me into a conspiracy theorist.
August 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Same. If Trump “isn’t” in the Epstein files and Ghislaine (the lying pedo) testifies that Trump wasn’t a part of any of it and then walks…I won’t know what else to think.
Remodeling the White House is so stupid
August 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Remodeling the White House is so stupid
No cheating post your lock screen
July 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
No cheating post your lock screen
Nowadays when I say “I read this thing” about 75% of the time the thing I read were the captions on an IG reel.
July 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Nowadays when I say “I read this thing” about 75% of the time the thing I read were the captions on an IG reel.
Got nominated for an Emmy. First time, and our show got nominated for 24. Pretty frickin’ cool. 😎 🐧
July 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Got nominated for an Emmy. First time, and our show got nominated for 24. Pretty frickin’ cool. 😎 🐧
SAME.
JOHN PROCTOR IS THE VILLAIN is one of the best things I've seen on stage in years. Still sitting with it the next morning.
July 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
SAME.