MF DONG
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MF DONG
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· Apr 7
“There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy.”
Camus
Camus
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Carrick. Amanda Ave. Caller said her boyfriend discovered her OnlyFans account and he got a big problem with it.
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Carrick. Amanda Ave. Caller said her boyfriend discovered her OnlyFans account and he got a big problem with it.
nobody is my mayor. i dont have my own personal mayor
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
nobody is my mayor. i dont have my own personal mayor
the sliding glass door had been windexed to utter invisibility & I was wearing shades
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
the sliding glass door had been windexed to utter invisibility & I was wearing shades
at some point in time you'll realize that dicks
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
at some point in time you'll realize that dicks
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step 1: insert the usb-c connector into your p̷̮͒͜e̴̘̹̊̋n̴̝̉̽i̴̩͌̑s̵̞͑
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
step 1: insert the usb-c connector into your p̷̮͒͜e̴̘̹̊̋n̴̝̉̽i̴̩͌̑s̵̞͑
adam schiff? more like adam yiff
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
adam schiff? more like adam yiff
senators shouldn't be allowed to pound off
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
senators shouldn't be allowed to pound off
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*pulling javelins out of a golf bag and throwing them off the skyscraper* you wouldn’t believe the price i get on these
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
*pulling javelins out of a golf bag and throwing them off the skyscraper* you wouldn’t believe the price i get on these
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i can handle this one: it is because he is an illiterate boer ape
I know there a thousand other points to make here, but: why did Musk put a picture of the Odyssey in a thread about the Iliad?
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i can handle this one: it is because he is an illiterate boer ape
(leaving a message on schumer's voice mail) owls are better than you. sunsets are better than you. jello biafra is better than you (click)
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
(leaving a message on schumer's voice mail) owls are better than you. sunsets are better than you. jello biafra is better than you (click)
how do you know a mind is a terrible thing to taste. you haven't even tried it. snob
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
how do you know a mind is a terrible thing to taste. you haven't even tried it. snob
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They’re making it colder now
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
They’re making it colder now
sam altman shutting down chatgpt after it made fun of him for jacking off
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
sam altman shutting down chatgpt after it made fun of him for jacking off
a good drinking game would be to have several people click the What's Hot Classic tab & count how many posts it takes to get to dong & balls. first hit drinks
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
a good drinking game would be to have several people click the What's Hot Classic tab & count how many posts it takes to get to dong & balls. first hit drinks
the neighbors are smoking so much weed i can smell it from inside
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
the neighbors are smoking so much weed i can smell it from inside
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if you gave a medieval peasant a dorito he would be so happy he would suck you off through your jeans i bet
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
if you gave a medieval peasant a dorito he would be so happy he would suck you off through your jeans i bet
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baby please dont tell me youve been using slurp juices on multiple apes
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
baby please dont tell me youve been using slurp juices on multiple apes
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a dicktych is three dudes beating off next to each other
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
a dicktych is three dudes beating off next to each other
forgot how good this is www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnfK...
Rollins Band - Liar
YouTube video by Dezio Sounds
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
forgot how good this is www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnfK...
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