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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp
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Content Creator, Graphic Designer, Imagination Fabrication type person. Employed somewhere. Animals, Nature, French Fries Classic Horror Movies and all things Halloween are sacred to me. Blue. Blue. Blue.
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 2h
Shiny Happy Sinister
Drawing of a 1950s woman grinning with angry eyes
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 2h
Happy Halloween
The words Happy Halloween in a drawn font on an orange background
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 2h
Pumpkin Vine
Two green pumpkin vines connecting on an orange background
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 2h
Hairy Garcia
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 2h
Winged Kaijusaur
Image of a silhouette of a winged dinosaur stomping through a city
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 2h
Happy Mask
Amorphous round black and white drawing of something that looks like a happy face
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 7h
Yay…?
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 7h
👍
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 7h
There’s about 15 or 16 animated Disney movies coming out in tne next three years.

Most of them are story of a young girl/boy that living in a location.

The usual formula:

Single mom struggling to raise an oddball kid…dopey allies to the main character…a hunter that is the villain of the movie…
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 7h
Coming soon to Disney+

Taylor Swift voices a young Nile crocodile in the newest Disney animated movie:

“Cleo-Snaptra”

The story of a young crocodile living in the Nile River.

The usual formula:

Single croc mom struggling to raise an oddball kid…dopey turtles…a hunter that is the villain…
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 8h
50 Cent voices a pokey penguin in the upcoming Disney/Pixar movie:

“Artie of Antarctica”

The story of a young penguin that learns self worth in Antarctica.

The usual formula:

Single penguin mom struggling to raise an oddball chick, bumbling seals…a killer whale as the villain of the movie…
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 8h
Coming soon to Disney+

Sabrina Carpenter voices a young butterfly in the newest Disney animated movie:

“Llama-Cita”

The story of a young girl that living in a Peruvian village.

The usual formula:

Single mom struggling to raise an oddball kid…dopey cops…a hunter that is the villain of the movie…
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 8h
Will Smith voices a sassy Sasquatch in the newest Disney/Pixar movie:

Bobo!

The story of a young boy that learns self esteem in the Pacific Northwest.

The usual formula:

Single mom struggling to raise an oddball kid…dopey G -Men bumbling around…a hunter that is the villain of the movie…
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14h
There’s a universal conspiracy in motion to make me eat spaghetti at least once a week.

Why not baked ziti instead?

Pasta Carbonara?

Fettuccine Alfredo FFS!?
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14h
Bless you!
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14h
Ain’t it the truth!

Stupid future!
a man in a tuxedo is giving a speech about the future
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is giving a speech about the future
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14h
The Republicans know that they would absolutely lose a fair election…hence the cheating.
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14h
God, I am a lazy ass sometimes!
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14h
On the couch, face down in a pillow, pondering handcuffing myself to coffee table.

Sorry. I’m too politically upset to do any strenuous work outside today.

My doctor said I am to “take it easy” for the next 12 hours.

The dogs ate my car keys.

I should stay home and watch the beef thaw.
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14h
Southern accent:
But I gotta do one of them there “com-pree-mizes”.

Proper British Accent:
Such as you do when you are in a relationship.
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14h
Between you and me, I’d rather stay home today.
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 14h
Oh. That explains it.
😃
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 1d
I just put it on now!
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah.
That really let us down.

Got to have accountability.
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social · 1d
I totally forgot that there was a new one! Thanks for reminding me!
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