Dax Jack-o-Lantern
@dmotz.bsky.social
He/they. Technically an artist. Strong opinions about Babylon 5 & Star Trek. Twitch streams. Solidarity Forever.
i think the government should provide me a rocket ship with which to launch myself into the sun
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
i think the government should provide me a rocket ship with which to launch myself into the sun
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Foreman says they're closing the blowjob factory. Says tariffs have made it just too danged expensive, and people are more wanting handjobs these days instead. Maybe I can get on one of those handshare apps for a little while, just until Christmas at least
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Foreman says they're closing the blowjob factory. Says tariffs have made it just too danged expensive, and people are more wanting handjobs these days instead. Maybe I can get on one of those handshare apps for a little while, just until Christmas at least
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SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
January 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
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Over and over I think back to that scene in The Matrix where Agent Smith said they designed The Matrix to look like the late 1990s because that was the height of human civilization and it seems more true every day.
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Over and over I think back to that scene in The Matrix where Agent Smith said they designed The Matrix to look like the late 1990s because that was the height of human civilization and it seems more true every day.
*Felvidek battle music starts playing*
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
*Felvidek battle music starts playing*
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Skyrim, just buy it again, never liked it the first place, but buying it is a way to abstract time, buy it when you’re young and old, like shaving or taking a shit some necessary action that means nothing and ticks by uncounted on your monotonous crawl into the fucking grave, Skyrim again, now, then
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Skyrim, just buy it again, never liked it the first place, but buying it is a way to abstract time, buy it when you’re young and old, like shaving or taking a shit some necessary action that means nothing and ticks by uncounted on your monotonous crawl into the fucking grave, Skyrim again, now, then
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it's probably not true 100% of the time but as a rough heuristic you can write off anyone alluding to the teddy roosevelt "man in the arena" speech as a dope
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
it's probably not true 100% of the time but as a rough heuristic you can write off anyone alluding to the teddy roosevelt "man in the arena" speech as a dope
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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Vast legs bro. Those things trunkless too??
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Vast legs bro. Those things trunkless too??
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I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
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how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
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👩🌾 Grab your tools
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
👩🌾 Grab your tools
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Whose bell keeps tolling? Is that for thee
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Whose bell keeps tolling? Is that for thee
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Frances contestant for Miss Universe I think is something Bluesky should see
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Frances contestant for Miss Universe I think is something Bluesky should see
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the mason dixon line would be better termed the “is macaroni and cheese a core thanksgiving side or not” line
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
the mason dixon line would be better termed the “is macaroni and cheese a core thanksgiving side or not” line
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"Paul, we're doing an article about data compression techniques. We just need something that illustrates compressing data." "Say no more, Cliff."
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
"Paul, we're doing an article about data compression techniques. We just need something that illustrates compressing data." "Say no more, Cliff."
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Jesus to his disciples:
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medievil, render, press kit material (1998) www.mobygames.com/game/4680/me...
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 AM
medievil, render, press kit material (1998) www.mobygames.com/game/4680/me...
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I just don't think you get to 2025 in the US with people openly and nakedly questioning capitalism with 2/3 of younger Americans supporting socialism without occupy. I'm also aware Occupy didnt come out of a vacuum but it was an inflection point.
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I just don't think you get to 2025 in the US with people openly and nakedly questioning capitalism with 2/3 of younger Americans supporting socialism without occupy. I'm also aware Occupy didnt come out of a vacuum but it was an inflection point.
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