Djohngo
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I really don't have time for this.
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[nodding] Leonard Bearnstein
THEY HAVE NAMES?!?
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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You ever call a senator's office and ask the staffer who picks up what it's like to work for someone without a spine?

10/10 recommend.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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So the US recently forced the Dutch to remove a memorial to America's own Black soldiers that died liberating the Netherlands from the nazis? On brand.

Towards the end of WW2, the French were shocked when the US refused to let its own Black soldiers join the celebration the liberation of Paris.
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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You deserve to be happy. I mean, it's not going to happen, but you deserve it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@alsobrooks.senate.gov Why haven't you called for Chuck Schumer's resignation yet?
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
@vanhollen.senate.gov Why haven't you called for Chuck Schumer's resignation yet?
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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i don’t want to put stickers on my car but i could love a magnetic bumper sticker that says “honk if you want me to drive worse” because every time a car behind me honks the second the light turns green i just wanna shift into park. esp when they’re honking over someone in front of me. omggg
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Dear media, it’s just called marriage now. That said, happy not getting unmarried day to my wife @katzish.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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"save your anger for 2026" wait you think I'll run out in a year this is why I hate amateurs
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Thus do all traitors
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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thinking back to when eric cantor got knocked out in a primary in 2014
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Well I for one can’t wait until they have the ACA subsidies vote and Republicans try to shoehorn in an abortion ban or some limit to birth control and the Democrats make a shocked pikachu face but do nothing
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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This woman is calling houses of worship pretending to have a 2-month-old baby who is out of formula and asking them for help.

Most of them are failing. This Islamic Center did not

Link to her account: www.tiktok.com/@nikalie.mon...
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Gore Vidal said “It’s not enough that I succeed, others must fail.” That’s how I feel about the disgraceful gutter-bigot campaign run against Mamdani and the do-you-need-to-borrow-an-Ativan freakout about him. These people spectacularly undignified.
November 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Not sure how I got on this PR distribution list, but...
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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every moving company in New York City has a chance to do the funniest thing right now.
November 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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There’s no reason ever again for any Democrat to suggest moderating on trans rights. There was never a moral reason but now there’s no political reason either.

Somebody tell Gavin Newsom and Pete Buttigieg. it’s joe-ver.
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Saw a video where a woman was at a bar watching the NYC election and after Mamdani won someone asked if she wanted pizza. Someone had just bought community pizza for the bar.

"Is this socialism" she asked.

bahahahahahaha
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Ok. I have now watched. And I am confirming my guess. This is good. Very good.
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Enthusiasm level update: the woman handing out Cuomo flyers on the corner said “you can just throw it away if you want”
November 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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buy a drink for the iraq war vet in your life. bring out the confetti. bake em a cake.
November 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I don't care about that Dick Cheney. I care about the one that pushed us into a war for no reason.
Pete Williams worked for Dick Cheney for seven years in Congress and the Pentagon. He recalls a boss who inspired loyalty, demonstrated patience and served the county with integrity. wyofile.com/the-dick-che...
Opinion | The Dick Cheney I knew
Pete Williams worked for Cheney for seven years in Congress and the Pentagon. He recalls a boss who inspired loyalty, demonstrated patience and served the county with integrity.
wyofile.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM