Drew
@dillonisms.bsky.social
Aspiring himbo, ADHD AF, unshaven and unshavable. Taller than you think. he/him
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Drew
@dillonisms.bsky.social
· Jul 11
Fuck olives.
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Happy Thanksgiving all!
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Happy Thanksgiving all!
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I've been condemned by better people for worse things
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I've been condemned by better people for worse things
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AUDIOBOOK BLACK FRIDAY SALE!
This audiobook is beautiful. @audiofilemagazine.bsky.social calls it “immerse and imaginative storytelling.” And I am telling you @marawilson.bsky.social and @lindseydorcus.bsky.social are perfect and a dream team. @torbooks.bsky.social @macmillanaudio.bsky.social
This audiobook is beautiful. @audiofilemagazine.bsky.social calls it “immerse and imaginative storytelling.” And I am telling you @marawilson.bsky.social and @lindseydorcus.bsky.social are perfect and a dream team. @torbooks.bsky.social @macmillanaudio.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
AUDIOBOOK BLACK FRIDAY SALE!
This audiobook is beautiful. @audiofilemagazine.bsky.social calls it “immerse and imaginative storytelling.” And I am telling you @marawilson.bsky.social and @lindseydorcus.bsky.social are perfect and a dream team. @torbooks.bsky.social @macmillanaudio.bsky.social
This audiobook is beautiful. @audiofilemagazine.bsky.social calls it “immerse and imaginative storytelling.” And I am telling you @marawilson.bsky.social and @lindseydorcus.bsky.social are perfect and a dream team. @torbooks.bsky.social @macmillanaudio.bsky.social
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oreoboros
Brains are funny things in that they are our selves, but are also this complex, unknowable fatty organ that breaks down in zillions of terrifying ways all the time. Neat!
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Brains are funny things in that they are our selves, but are also this complex, unknowable fatty organ that breaks down in zillions of terrifying ways all the time. Neat!
Our society started going downhill after conversation pits went out of style.
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Our society started going downhill after conversation pits went out of style.
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I consider myself to be fairly handsome, but I just met someone who is *unfairly* attractive and now my day is ruined.
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I consider myself to be fairly handsome, but I just met someone who is *unfairly* attractive and now my day is ruined.
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Hope is a fuel. Use it to burn down something terrible.
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Hope is a fuel. Use it to burn down something terrible.
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They say to be the person you needed when you were younger. Just had the surreal privilege of coaching someone through a very familiar low point. I hope it works out better for him than it did for me.
October 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
They say to be the person you needed when you were younger. Just had the surreal privilege of coaching someone through a very familiar low point. I hope it works out better for him than it did for me.
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Nerd and Jock 306
October 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Nerd and Jock 306
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Client: Not gonna lie, I thought you were gonna be a black guy
Me: Sorry to disappoint.
Me: I’ll work on it for next time.
Me: Sorry to disappoint.
Me: I’ll work on it for next time.
October 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Client: Not gonna lie, I thought you were gonna be a black guy
Me: Sorry to disappoint.
Me: I’ll work on it for next time.
Me: Sorry to disappoint.
Me: I’ll work on it for next time.
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not sure who needs to hear this today
October 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
not sure who needs to hear this today
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Jewel heist at the Louvre?? ZOWIE, commissioner, this is gonna be a DIAMOND-HARD case to CRACK!
Gather the usual suspects !!!
DO IT, ROCKAPELLA
Gather the usual suspects !!!
DO IT, ROCKAPELLA
October 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Jewel heist at the Louvre?? ZOWIE, commissioner, this is gonna be a DIAMOND-HARD case to CRACK!
Gather the usual suspects !!!
DO IT, ROCKAPELLA
Gather the usual suspects !!!
DO IT, ROCKAPELLA
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"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
October 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
Pretty big talk coming from a sentient stack of water balloons
October 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Pretty big talk coming from a sentient stack of water balloons
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The HILO EPIC BOXED SET is here!
All of the 10 first HILO books! A decade in the making! All in one glorious package! Click the link in the bio to order it online, or find it wherever books are sold!!
@randomhousekids @rhkidsgraphic @rhcbteacherslibrarians
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/786112...
All of the 10 first HILO books! A decade in the making! All in one glorious package! Click the link in the bio to order it online, or find it wherever books are sold!!
@randomhousekids @rhkidsgraphic @rhcbteacherslibrarians
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/786112...
October 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The HILO EPIC BOXED SET is here!
All of the 10 first HILO books! A decade in the making! All in one glorious package! Click the link in the bio to order it online, or find it wherever books are sold!!
@randomhousekids @rhkidsgraphic @rhcbteacherslibrarians
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/786112...
All of the 10 first HILO books! A decade in the making! All in one glorious package! Click the link in the bio to order it online, or find it wherever books are sold!!
@randomhousekids @rhkidsgraphic @rhcbteacherslibrarians
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/786112...
One of the greatest betrayals in literature is that the ghosts let Scrooge live
October 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
One of the greatest betrayals in literature is that the ghosts let Scrooge live
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I will say if that whole military meeting had been an email it would have been a pretty weird email
September 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I will say if that whole military meeting had been an email it would have been a pretty weird email