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@diffen.bsky.social
Love. Serve. Respect.
Yourself. Others.
Mix and match as necessary.
Yourself. Others.
Mix and match as necessary.
@iankarmel.bsky.social I know this is several weeks late, but I have to say your special should’ve been called “Gboyth of a Nation: Goyl Dad.”
October 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
@iankarmel.bsky.social I know this is several weeks late, but I have to say your special should’ve been called “Gboyth of a Nation: Goyl Dad.”
We all understand that the reason the right is so upset about “86” is because they got it confused with “187,” right?
May 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
We all understand that the reason the right is so upset about “86” is because they got it confused with “187,” right?
Lotta folks out here want people to apologize for calling them idiots rather than apologizing for actually BEING idiots.
April 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Lotta folks out here want people to apologize for calling them idiots rather than apologizing for actually BEING idiots.
That’s it. Next time I miss anything -ANYTHING - up I am just going to say it underwent RUD.
Forgot an appointment? My schedule underwent RUD. Broke a cup? That cup underwent RUD. Mess up a task at work? I’m sorry, my obligations underwent RUD.
(Rapid unscheduled disassembly for those unaware)
Forgot an appointment? My schedule underwent RUD. Broke a cup? That cup underwent RUD. Mess up a task at work? I’m sorry, my obligations underwent RUD.
(Rapid unscheduled disassembly for those unaware)
March 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
That’s it. Next time I miss anything -ANYTHING - up I am just going to say it underwent RUD.
Forgot an appointment? My schedule underwent RUD. Broke a cup? That cup underwent RUD. Mess up a task at work? I’m sorry, my obligations underwent RUD.
(Rapid unscheduled disassembly for those unaware)
Forgot an appointment? My schedule underwent RUD. Broke a cup? That cup underwent RUD. Mess up a task at work? I’m sorry, my obligations underwent RUD.
(Rapid unscheduled disassembly for those unaware)
As a Texas Longhorn fan, I feel fine in pointing this out.
The allegations against Justin Tucker coupled with him making the sign of the cross every time he kicks field goals… that tells me everything I need to know about him.
Disappointed.
The allegations against Justin Tucker coupled with him making the sign of the cross every time he kicks field goals… that tells me everything I need to know about him.
Disappointed.
February 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
As a Texas Longhorn fan, I feel fine in pointing this out.
The allegations against Justin Tucker coupled with him making the sign of the cross every time he kicks field goals… that tells me everything I need to know about him.
Disappointed.
The allegations against Justin Tucker coupled with him making the sign of the cross every time he kicks field goals… that tells me everything I need to know about him.
Disappointed.
“Beer is proof that god exists and he loves us.”
2025 is proof that either:
-god doesn’t exist AND/OR
-he hates us.
2025 is proof that either:
-god doesn’t exist AND/OR
-he hates us.
February 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
“Beer is proof that god exists and he loves us.”
2025 is proof that either:
-god doesn’t exist AND/OR
-he hates us.
2025 is proof that either:
-god doesn’t exist AND/OR
-he hates us.
It’s not just your city - weather forecasts are less accurate than ever.
Wondering why?
Maybe it’s that all the predictive models and historical data they use isn’t relevant anymore? As though there’s been some sort of CHANGE in our CLIMATE.
Wondering why?
Maybe it’s that all the predictive models and historical data they use isn’t relevant anymore? As though there’s been some sort of CHANGE in our CLIMATE.
homer simpson from the simpsons is making a funny face with his mouth open and his fist in the air .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is making a funny face with his mouth open and his fist in the air .
media.tenor.com
February 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It’s not just your city - weather forecasts are less accurate than ever.
Wondering why?
Maybe it’s that all the predictive models and historical data they use isn’t relevant anymore? As though there’s been some sort of CHANGE in our CLIMATE.
Wondering why?
Maybe it’s that all the predictive models and historical data they use isn’t relevant anymore? As though there’s been some sort of CHANGE in our CLIMATE.
“[bad thing happened] BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE” is not an appropriate headline for any article or news organization.
Doesn’t matter if it’s politics, sports, or a tiktok restaurant review. YOU get to tell me what happened. I get to decide my opinion about it.
Doesn’t matter if it’s politics, sports, or a tiktok restaurant review. YOU get to tell me what happened. I get to decide my opinion about it.
February 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
“[bad thing happened] BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE” is not an appropriate headline for any article or news organization.
Doesn’t matter if it’s politics, sports, or a tiktok restaurant review. YOU get to tell me what happened. I get to decide my opinion about it.
Doesn’t matter if it’s politics, sports, or a tiktok restaurant review. YOU get to tell me what happened. I get to decide my opinion about it.
Reworking the opening of a shelved WIP and finally seeing, for the first time, why it got no bites upon submission is a painful awakening. #wip
February 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Reworking the opening of a shelved WIP and finally seeing, for the first time, why it got no bites upon submission is a painful awakening. #wip
Revisiting an old manuscript and cringing while I review it. 😳😕😶
February 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Revisiting an old manuscript and cringing while I review it. 😳😕😶
*cough cough* 😏
Here’s my bad #SuperBowl take: the Eagles and Chiefs just feel like mirrored teams except, other than Mahomes (and maybe Kelce) the Eagles are just better across the board.
I know QB is important, but the Eagles are better at WR, RB, DL, LB, and DB.
This doesn’t feel like it will be close.
I know QB is important, but the Eagles are better at WR, RB, DL, LB, and DB.
This doesn’t feel like it will be close.
February 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
*cough cough* 😏
Why are we booing the punter?
February 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Why are we booing the punter?
The fact that all these companies’ Super Bowl #commercials are trying to capitalize on messages of love, unity, and kindness without acknowledging their roles in dividing us through political contributions and prioritizing profits over everything is fucking disgusting.
February 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The fact that all these companies’ Super Bowl #commercials are trying to capitalize on messages of love, unity, and kindness without acknowledging their roles in dividing us through political contributions and prioritizing profits over everything is fucking disgusting.
The fact that all these companies’ commercials are trying to capitalize on messages of love, unity, and kindness without acknowledging their roles in dividing us through political contributions and prioritizing profits over everything is fucking disgusting. #Superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The fact that all these companies’ commercials are trying to capitalize on messages of love, unity, and kindness without acknowledging their roles in dividing us through political contributions and prioritizing profits over everything is fucking disgusting. #Superbowl
What is with these graphics? Is the #Superbowl picture awful for anybody else?
This looks like a broadcast from the early 90’s.
This looks like a broadcast from the early 90’s.
February 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
What is with these graphics? Is the #Superbowl picture awful for anybody else?
This looks like a broadcast from the early 90’s.
This looks like a broadcast from the early 90’s.
February 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Ok… let’s see here. Open trumpdick.doc. Ok. Ctrl+C. And ctrl+V oughta take care of that. And we’re done here.
Watch: Gov. Greg Abbott to lay out priorities in State of the State speech. www.texastribune.org/2025/02/02/g...
Watch: Gov. Greg Abbott to lay out priorities in State of the State speech at 5 p.m.
The program is expected to go for about an hour with the governor’s speech followed by a 10-minute pre-recorded response by the Texas Democratic Party.
www.texastribune.org
February 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Ok… let’s see here. Open trumpdick.doc. Ok. Ctrl+C. And ctrl+V oughta take care of that. And we’re done here.
Here’s my bad #SuperBowl take: the Eagles and Chiefs just feel like mirrored teams except, other than Mahomes (and maybe Kelce) the Eagles are just better across the board.
I know QB is important, but the Eagles are better at WR, RB, DL, LB, and DB.
This doesn’t feel like it will be close.
I know QB is important, but the Eagles are better at WR, RB, DL, LB, and DB.
This doesn’t feel like it will be close.
February 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Here’s my bad #SuperBowl take: the Eagles and Chiefs just feel like mirrored teams except, other than Mahomes (and maybe Kelce) the Eagles are just better across the board.
I know QB is important, but the Eagles are better at WR, RB, DL, LB, and DB.
This doesn’t feel like it will be close.
I know QB is important, but the Eagles are better at WR, RB, DL, LB, and DB.
This doesn’t feel like it will be close.
I feel like it’s becoming obvious that there are TRULY only two types of philosophies in the world.
US/THEM
or
WE
and everything about a person’s point of view/ethics/morals can be distilled into one of those two perspectives.
Hang with me as I flesh this out real time.
US/THEM
or
WE
and everything about a person’s point of view/ethics/morals can be distilled into one of those two perspectives.
Hang with me as I flesh this out real time.
February 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I feel like it’s becoming obvious that there are TRULY only two types of philosophies in the world.
US/THEM
or
WE
and everything about a person’s point of view/ethics/morals can be distilled into one of those two perspectives.
Hang with me as I flesh this out real time.
US/THEM
or
WE
and everything about a person’s point of view/ethics/morals can be distilled into one of those two perspectives.
Hang with me as I flesh this out real time.
February 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The rain soaked through his coat and shirt, dribbling icy fingers down his spine. He’d forgotten his #umbrella, again. For the last time.
He took a step, falling with the water, chasing its path to wherever things go when they explode.
For one beautiful moment, the rain stood still.
#vss365
He took a step, falling with the water, chasing its path to wherever things go when they explode.
For one beautiful moment, the rain stood still.
#vss365
February 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hey Devs @bsky.app, I need a way of opening BlueSky and it always showing me newest skeets from @aoc.bsky.social and @repjasmine.bsky.social before I see anything else. Like self-pinning their posts above anything else.
I know I can add them to my lists, but this would be cool.
I know I can add them to my lists, but this would be cool.
February 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Hey Devs @bsky.app, I need a way of opening BlueSky and it always showing me newest skeets from @aoc.bsky.social and @repjasmine.bsky.social before I see anything else. Like self-pinning their posts above anything else.
I know I can add them to my lists, but this would be cool.
I know I can add them to my lists, but this would be cool.