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Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · May 2

As promised here’s another one inspired by a rejected NSP song, “I Bet I Can Eat More Pancakes Than You!” youtu.be/W90WG3VVsRs?...

I Bet I Can Eat More Pancakes Than You! [SunoAI]

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Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · May 1

Heres the first AI song inspired by Rejected NSP song: Uncle Carl’s Garage Basement Ultimate Thumb-Wrestling Championship: Final Match Edition www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUKN...

Uncle Carl’s Garage Basement Ultimate Thumb-Wrestling Championship: Final Match Edition [SunoAI]

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Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Apr 30

Here’s something new! I’ve been playing with AI, trying to make the stupidest songs possible, inspired by stuff from the internet, NSP rejected songs, or just stuff from my head. I think starting tomorrow I’ll start posting my favorites, at least once a day. Hope you enjoy them!

Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Mar 22

Happy #20thAnniversary to the man literally too angry to die! #GodofWar

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Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Feb 15

If you see this, post a Knight.

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Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Jan 23

I got lucky and got this sick as hell foil variant cover of #GreenLantern #FracturedSpectrum. I didn’t even pick it. All I did was pre-order the book and they got me this variant! Love my shop!

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Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Jan 23

Is that fucking #Gritty in my #Venom comic?

Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Jan 14

I did say to people I would only play #SSKTJL if I got it for free. I guess I’m a man of my word. Prepare for clips and my reaction to this particular pile of a game.

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Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Jan 3

#BlackLightning 2 continues the story of helping newly awakened metahumans with their powers, as well as the conflict between Anissa and her hero father. It also introduces a anti-meta congressman who may be roped into something far larger than he may realize. 7/10 Hits like lightning

Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Jan 2

New year new me I say I continue shoving fatty foods and sugary drinks into my mouth hole, fully intending not to follow through. But seriously, HAPPY NEW YEAR! May everyone’s year be good despite the impending shit-show!

Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Dec 31

The new #GIJoe series sets up a new team of joes for us to follow in this new series of comics, only for it to immediately shatter my expectations and prove that under Kirkman’s watch, GIJoe can be more than a toyline. It’s clear that in this version, people can, and will, die. 11/10 Would Joe again

Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Dec 30

#TVA issue one shows this series is somewhat of a follow up to the MCU’s #Loki series. Because of the good Loki did, the TVA decided to bring in more variants of various characters, including Spider-Gwen, to be agents for them. This first issue really sets the stakes. 9/10 Time for more Time

Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Dec 30

#TheQuestion #AllAlongTheWatchtower 2 shows that some malevolent force may be aboard the Tower, threatening everyone about by performing acts of sabotage, and re-activating a particularly dangerous Superman variant. This just furthers the intrigue I have with this. 8/10 Question’s be questioning.

Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Dec 30

Sorry about the lack of posts mates, the holidays have taken over all my time so I haven’t really had time to talk about comics and video games on here. But have no fear! I’m catching up on my backlog as we speak, and will have more reviews out soon!

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Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Dec 20

Quick review of #Sonic3, was a lot of fun. Felt very silly in some parts, but the rest of the movie was amazing. It had so many references to the Dreamcast era of games that I was fist pumping in my seat so much. Not gonna spoil much, but the last 20 minutes were awesome. 9/10 Gotta Go Fast

Movie Sonic and his faker counterpart, Shadow.

Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Dec 17

#UltimateX-MEN 11 is where shit finally hits the fan, as the children of the atom finally make a move against the humans. This issue finally deals with the ramifications of people discovering mutants exist, and what this cult may be doing to their own kind. 9/10 X-men will rise

Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Dec 13

Dog for every Christmas I make a small pack of custom #MagicTheGathering cards based on in-jokes and events we’ve been through as friends, I want to present my first masterpiece of this year! I have truly lost it!

Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Dec 11

#Two-Face issue 1 is a courtroom drama where Harvey is defending Zsasz, because he stands accuse of killing a high ranking criminal in a major crime family, in a courtroom made up entirely of criminals. The book sets this up as a potential path of redeeming Harvey. 10/10 Would courtroom again.

The first page of the Two-Face comic, which depicts someone throwing acid into Harvey’s face. The text reads: “People of the Jury blah blah blah. I jest. Oh, Harvey Dent, despite our differences, I confess the courtroom was your stage. Just look at this chump. Salvatore Maroni. He wouldn’t have stood a chance in a fair world. But we both know it’s not a fair world. You didn’t see what he took from his pocket. And I was too busy waiting to be born. In a baptism of FIRE and PAIN.”

Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Dec 10

#AllNewVenom number one introduces the all new venom, and four possible suspects that it could be, setting up the mystery of who is the new host? My money’s on Luke cage. But otherwise this sets up an interesting premise of a world where venom is an all out hero!
8/10 would Venom again

A new Venom posed in a broken window, saying “Any ideas?” Text in the bottom right corner reads: “ Venom. A human hose bonded to an alien symbiote. Current host: Unknown

Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Dec 10

#JusticeLeagueUnlimited issue one hits the ground running showing the new League sending teams specialized in taking care of certain scenarios around the world. The book deals with showing a new character named Air Wave, and also shows of the villains, “Inferno”. 9/10

Superman, Firestorm, Star Saphire, and Wonder-Woman taking down a purple shield around a gigantic drilling machine. Superman is saying “…Let’s get to work.” The red text boxes in the corner: “The Justice League has been reborn and it has a new purpose, new methods. For the first time, every hero on earth is working together as an army of Justice - - Constantly coordinating and pooling their abilities to shut down chaos and evil faster and more effectively than ever. Welcome to the Justice League.”

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Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Dec 10

Issue 1 of #WestCoastAvengers is a spectacular start to an experiment of Tony and Rhodey’s to reform villains by having them serve as de-facto Avengers, this including Ultron (of all bots) and I’m am here for it. One of my favorite bits was the return of the Silver Centurion armor! 9/10

Iron man wearing the classic Silver Centurion Armor with car batteries attached to its belt. The dialogue boxes say “You ignorant clods and your entire “hee-haw Hydra” organization of conspiracy nutcases have really pissed me off. You’re carrying state of the art gear, and I’m wearing an antique - - That’s as fair a fight as you’re going to get with IRON MAN!

Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Dec 9

Yay, I’m really loving Fist of Konshu right now!

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Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · Dec 9

Remember gamers, no matter what happens at the The Game Awards this year, your favorite game got robbed and you need to be unreasonably angry about it ❤️

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Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Dec 9

I wanted to share with you guys my favorite picture I’ve ever taken of one of my #dachshund Shaggy, where he looks like he just told you what he thinks is a horrendously funny pun and is waiting for the big laugh. Shaggy means the world to me!

A blond wire-haired dachshund giving a wide open smile like he just told you a bad joke

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Derp McShirk @derpmcshirk.bsky.social · Dec 9

With issue 3 of #Batman #TheLasteHalloween releasing last week I’ve got to say that it’s very impressive so far. Even without #TimSale it still feels like a perfect sequel to the previous story in this Halloween-verse. It’s engaging, it’s thrilling, and the fact that EVERYONE is in danger is grand!

A comic page depicting a gunman in a child’s Batman mask firing a gun at a tumbling Riddler