Delwyn
@delwyn.bsky.social
Roleplayer, tabletop gamer, PC gamer, sysadmin, geek, easy to spot in a crowd, definitely flawed, trying to be better. Him/he.
Mastodon: @[email protected]
The Former Bird Site: @delwyn
Mastodon: @[email protected]
The Former Bird Site: @delwyn
One advantage of going to to festival gig solo is not needing to wait for anyone else, and thus being able to outpace the crowd.
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
One advantage of going to to festival gig solo is not needing to wait for anyone else, and thus being able to outpace the crowd.
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I remember when our kids were little, one of them really really wanted to see the new Jurassic Park movie. We were prepped for it to be to scary for them.
At some point we heard them counting. Asked what they were counting. They were keeping track of how many people were eaten.
At some point we heard them counting. Asked what they were counting. They were keeping track of how many people were eaten.
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I remember when our kids were little, one of them really really wanted to see the new Jurassic Park movie. We were prepped for it to be to scary for them.
At some point we heard them counting. Asked what they were counting. They were keeping track of how many people were eaten.
At some point we heard them counting. Asked what they were counting. They were keeping track of how many people were eaten.
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You keep using that word
It does not mean what you think it meams
It does not mean what you think it meams
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You keep using that word
It does not mean what you think it meams
It does not mean what you think it meams
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This is very nicely arranged
www.youtube.com/watch?v=66M8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=66M8...
Star Wars: Imperial March x Carol of The Bells | EPIC VERSION (Epic Christmas Music)
YouTube video by Samuel Kim Music
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This is very nicely arranged
www.youtube.com/watch?v=66M8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=66M8...
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So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
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I’m a 10, but in binary
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I’m a 10, but in binary
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A joke my 15yo told me while we were hanging out today:
Man: If I do my Borat impression even ONE more time, I'm going to end up divorced.
Therapist: What? Who told you that?
Man: ...
Man: *visibly struggles*
Man: If I do my Borat impression even ONE more time, I'm going to end up divorced.
Therapist: What? Who told you that?
Man: ...
Man: *visibly struggles*
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A joke my 15yo told me while we were hanging out today:
Man: If I do my Borat impression even ONE more time, I'm going to end up divorced.
Therapist: What? Who told you that?
Man: ...
Man: *visibly struggles*
Man: If I do my Borat impression even ONE more time, I'm going to end up divorced.
Therapist: What? Who told you that?
Man: ...
Man: *visibly struggles*
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This is literally the plot of HIGHLANDER 2: THE QUICKENING.
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is literally the plot of HIGHLANDER 2: THE QUICKENING.
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I was reading a book the other day and the author threw in a passing mention to a bridge in Cork, Ireland which I’m pretty sure was a gift to me personally because what do you mean the locals have called it The Shakey Bridge for so long that recent conservation works were forced to retain the wobble
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I was reading a book the other day and the author threw in a passing mention to a bridge in Cork, Ireland which I’m pretty sure was a gift to me personally because what do you mean the locals have called it The Shakey Bridge for so long that recent conservation works were forced to retain the wobble
There are an incredible amount of movies on Tubi. Some of them may even be worth your time to watch.
As someone who can enjoy a "bad movie" though, I recommend staying away from the "Andromeda" series of films though. Ooooh boy.
As someone who can enjoy a "bad movie" though, I recommend staying away from the "Andromeda" series of films though. Ooooh boy.
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
There are an incredible amount of movies on Tubi. Some of them may even be worth your time to watch.
As someone who can enjoy a "bad movie" though, I recommend staying away from the "Andromeda" series of films though. Ooooh boy.
As someone who can enjoy a "bad movie" though, I recommend staying away from the "Andromeda" series of films though. Ooooh boy.
Added a makeshift birdbath (a terracotta pot plant dish) to the back yard yesterday, and was happy to see it getting some use by one of the new additions to the neighbourhood.
November 22, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Added a makeshift birdbath (a terracotta pot plant dish) to the back yard yesterday, and was happy to see it getting some use by one of the new additions to the neighbourhood.
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I was talking to a guy who does beautiful woodworking stuff and I said it seemed hard as hell.
He said "Shit son, doing anything is hard. Hammering in a nail straight is hard. Anyone says something is easy they just don't remember being taught how to do it. Or practice didn't feel like work."
He said "Shit son, doing anything is hard. Hammering in a nail straight is hard. Anyone says something is easy they just don't remember being taught how to do it. Or practice didn't feel like work."
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I was talking to a guy who does beautiful woodworking stuff and I said it seemed hard as hell.
He said "Shit son, doing anything is hard. Hammering in a nail straight is hard. Anyone says something is easy they just don't remember being taught how to do it. Or practice didn't feel like work."
He said "Shit son, doing anything is hard. Hammering in a nail straight is hard. Anyone says something is easy they just don't remember being taught how to do it. Or practice didn't feel like work."
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
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enterprise storage solutions
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
enterprise storage solutions
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D66 Things Guards Say When You Pass A Stealth Check (Fantasy)
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
D66 Things Guards Say When You Pass A Stealth Check (Fantasy)
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We've got Hans. I got McClane...
"Get in the box. We'll get together. Have a few treats." This Christmas, Nimbus does a Die Hard.
"Get in the box. We'll get together. Have a few treats." This Christmas, Nimbus does a Die Hard.
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
We've got Hans. I got McClane...
"Get in the box. We'll get together. Have a few treats." This Christmas, Nimbus does a Die Hard.
"Get in the box. We'll get together. Have a few treats." This Christmas, Nimbus does a Die Hard.
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The best time to plant a tree in your yard was ten years ago.
The best time to build a wizard tower in your yard was five years ago.
The best time to brew moonshine and invite the old gods of moss & mischief to share a drink in your yard is this very minute.
The best time to build a wizard tower in your yard was five years ago.
The best time to brew moonshine and invite the old gods of moss & mischief to share a drink in your yard is this very minute.
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The best time to plant a tree in your yard was ten years ago.
The best time to build a wizard tower in your yard was five years ago.
The best time to brew moonshine and invite the old gods of moss & mischief to share a drink in your yard is this very minute.
The best time to build a wizard tower in your yard was five years ago.
The best time to brew moonshine and invite the old gods of moss & mischief to share a drink in your yard is this very minute.