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Award Winning Shitposter.
My commitment to the bit is unparalleled.
I see the world wildly and in wild ways.
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I feel like not enough people talk about the fact that Billy Madison (1995) lifted its plot directly from Ernest Goes to School (1994).
October 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Was thrilled to get my preordered copy of The Emperor's Twin by @benegotherit.bsky.social a few days ago. In the last 80 pages now and loving it!
September 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Infinite Jest maxi series??? Are we sure this is what David Foster Wallace would want??
September 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Happy Birthday Bob
May 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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If you can read this, know that it is a certainty that I am your boyfriend
November 9, 2023 at 4:46 AM
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Why’s he look like such a slut tho
November 26, 2023 at 3:14 AM
Dude on the Thomas Pynchon subreddit is trying to argue that Pynchon is a Trump supporter and got a post history with this lmao
September 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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August 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Haven't listened to AFI since Sing the Sorrow and this new single sounds very goth a la Sisters of Mercy.

Is this new for them or have they been playing this style for a while??
August 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."
October 22, 2023 at 9:19 AM
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July 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
July 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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i understand why idiocracy gets a ton of flak now but this is still an all-time visual gag
July 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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20 years ago or whatever all we did on social media was post song lyrics out of context and we were so right to do so
July 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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FBI: Do u know Karl Marx

Mahmood Mamdani: Haven’t met him

FBI: No, he's dead

Mamdani: Wow, what happened?

FBI: No, no, he died long ago

Mamdani: Why are you asking me?

FBI: He wrote that poor people should not be poor

Mamdani: Sounds wonderful

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July 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
July 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Cumming before your partner gets off, call that Post-Nut Disparity
June 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM