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deleuziannails.bsky.social
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Award Winning Shitposter.
My commitment to the bit is unparalleled.
I see the world wildly and in wild ways.
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
deleuziannails.bsky.social
I feel like not enough people talk about the fact that Billy Madison (1995) lifted its plot directly from Ernest Goes to School (1994).
October 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
deleuziannails.bsky.social
Was thrilled to get my preordered copy of The Emperor's Twin by @benegotherit.bsky.social a few days ago. In the last 80 pages now and loving it!
September 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
deleuziannails.bsky.social
Infinite Jest maxi series??? Are we sure this is what David Foster Wallace would want??
September 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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orbgazer.bsky.social
Happy Birthday Bob
May 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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deleuziannails.bsky.social
If you can read this, know that it is a certainty that I am your boyfriend
November 9, 2023 at 4:46 AM
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deleuziannails.bsky.social
Why’s he look like such a slut tho
The Dark Magician from Yugioh doing a slutty pose
November 26, 2023 at 3:14 AM
deleuziannails.bsky.social
Dude on the Thomas Pynchon subreddit is trying to argue that Pynchon is a Trump supporter and got a post history with this lmao
Screenshot of Reddit user TheNotoriusBJB arguing that ThomasPynchon is a Trump supporter juxtaposed by a screenshot of him posting in the erectile dysfunction subreddit his anxiety about his wife leaving him for his flaccid weiner.
September 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online
Guy and girl from Planet of the Bass video, "everybody movement!" part but it's "everybody transgender!"
August 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
deleuziannails.bsky.social
Haven't listened to AFI since Sing the Sorrow and this new single sounds very goth a la Sisters of Mercy.

Is this new for them or have they been playing this style for a while??
August 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."
October 22, 2023 at 9:19 AM
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July 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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considermycat.bsky.social
A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
Newsweek’s infamous 17 July 1995 cover: “Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.”
July 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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jajcrob.bsky.social
i understand why idiocracy gets a ton of flak now but this is still an all-time visual gag
July 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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jajcrob.bsky.social
20 years ago or whatever all we did on social media was post song lyrics out of context and we were so right to do so
July 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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criminalerin.bsky.social
FBI: Do u know Karl Marx

Mahmood Mamdani: Haven’t met him

FBI: No, he's dead

Mamdani: Wow, what happened?

FBI: No, no, he died long ago

Mamdani: Why are you asking me?

FBI: He wrote that poor people should not be poor

Mamdani: Sounds wonderful

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BS: Was there a feeling of exile? MM: It wasn’t exile. I barely had a sense of the world, even though, when I was a high school student, my father used to take me to political rallies. But I didn’t really have any sense of it. I thought the British had no business being there, but that was it, no more than that. I didn’t have a sense of outrage. I didn’t have a sense of great injustice. I did have [a sense] of the color bar, yes, because I knew there was a white area and you couldn’t go there – or if you went to see your scout master, who was British, you had to stand outside…all those things. But it’s really here I got a sense of it, because a friend of mine took me to a SNCC [Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee] meeting, six or seven months after I was here. At the end of the meeting they announced that buses were going to Montgomery, Alabaman, to demonstrate. I went there, got beaten up, thrown in jail… MM: One night. They let you make one phone call, and I called the Ugandan Ambassador in Washington, DC, talked to him, and he said, “What are you doing interfering in the affairs of a foreign country?” I said, “What? We just got our independence! This is the same struggle. Have you forgotten?” Anyway, he got me out. Two or three weeks later, I was in my room. There was a knock at the door. Two gentlemen in trench coats and hats said, “FBI.” I thought, “Wow, just like on television.” They sat down. They were there to find out why I had gone – because this turned out to be big – it is after Montgomery that King organized his march on Selma. They wanted to know who had influenced me. After one hour of probing, the guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But, basically, it is the US – the civil rights movement and the anti-war movement – which gave me a new take on my own experience, and on the Asian experience in east Africa. It gave me a way of rethinking my own experience of growing up in east Africa and growing up in an Africa with a lens crafted by the civil rights movement.
July 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
deleuziannails.bsky.social
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
July 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
deleuziannails.bsky.social
Cumming before your partner gets off, call that Post-Nut Disparity
June 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM