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Bex
@debecca313.bsky.social
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North West England: * Tournament Scrabble player * Puns * Video games * Crochet * Cats * Autistic sparkly person
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999, what's your emergency?

Satan: Help! I'm upside down!

#lunchpun
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Welcome to this discussion on DIY Cloning. Make yourself at home.
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People posting that they don’t know the Roman numerals for 159 are just looking for CLIX
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nothing says “we’re against pedophilia” like shutting down business as usual to keep members from going on record with a vote about it
Breaking News: Speaker Mike Johnson said he would shut down the House until September to block a vote on calling for the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files.
Trump Live Updates: Johnson Blocks Epstein Vote as Justice Dept. Seeks Interview with Maxwell
trib.al
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Edited a few of this guy’s TikToks together to create a horrific movie.
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I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a headline.
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Today, after 14 years, I’m resigning from the Labour Party.

Jeremy Corbyn and I will co-lead the founding of a new party, with other Independent MPs, campaigners and activists across the country.

Join us. The time is now.

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*bowl of soup spills into my lap* waiter there's a soup in my fly
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Stage design manager: You’re fired

Me: *doesn’t make a scene*
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Last night I saw a really sad documentary on the telly about a guy who works 60 hours a week crushing drink cans. It was soda pressing.
She's had knee surgery and she's stuck in a cage for six weeks. She is very vocal about this 😭
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Good morning! Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and saviour, the Ever Given?
like fucking hell...
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Quoting Enoch Powell is never a coincidence.

The Prime Minister knew what message he was sending — and who he was sending it to. Disgraceful.
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Starmer doing an Enoch Powell-adjacent speech and then the next day going "oh my god, I can't BELIEVE so many of you are being so performatively outraged" like me punching the air near my mum's head and going "oh my god, I can't BELIEVE you're having a go when I'm so OBVIOUSLY just punching air".
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yeah well i try not to block people, guess we've both failed today
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you guys ever install a trap door in your house then forget where you ins
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husband: hey look i got you a label maker

husband, 1 week later: why does our hamper say "osama bin laundry"
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Research shows poor mental health causes authorised absence in Yr 11 students, while unauthorised absence links to disadvantage. Addressing both is key assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/681b67...
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In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.