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@davidjones.social
React software developer, corporate schmuck, and AI enthusiast. When not writing code, I'm learning to sew menswear or jogging on local trails. I also say fuck a lot. (He/Him) 🏳️🌈 #DFW #ShortKing
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November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Happy Veterans Day to all my fellow veterans. Thank you for your service to our country. 🇺🇸
Ahead of Veterans Day, I was honored to welcome a flight of veterans and their families as they arrived in DC.
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Happy Veterans Day to all my fellow veterans. Thank you for your service to our country. 🇺🇸
Everytime I hear this clip, I do not expect this voice from Gov Shapiro. His cadence reminds me of Obama.
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Everytime I hear this clip, I do not expect this voice from Gov Shapiro. His cadence reminds me of Obama.
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I get it. You are pissed but hear me out. This is why Democrats are reopening the government.
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I get it. You are pissed but hear me out. This is why Democrats are reopening the government.
I read this as "White Castle prices have dropped....." and didn't bat an eye. Yup - that sounds like something he would say and would put the full effort of the government behind resolving.
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I read this as "White Castle prices have dropped....." and didn't bat an eye. Yup - that sounds like something he would say and would put the full effort of the government behind resolving.
Hey PatrioticBlond - stop gaslighting yourself. Don’t blame Trump for this mess. YOU enabled him. I don’t blame Trump for what is happening. This is on every single Trump voter. He’s just doing exactly what he said he would do.
Are they finally catching on to his eternal grifting and gaslighting?
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Hey PatrioticBlond - stop gaslighting yourself. Don’t blame Trump for this mess. YOU enabled him. I don’t blame Trump for what is happening. This is on every single Trump voter. He’s just doing exactly what he said he would do.
Can we get someone to replace all the pictures in the Oval Office with ones that talk back like in Harry Potter? I think they'd have a few things to say!
November 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Can we get someone to replace all the pictures in the Oval Office with ones that talk back like in Harry Potter? I think they'd have a few things to say!
His first action as mayor should be to rename the street in front of Trump Tower to "Barack Obama Street".
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
His first action as mayor should be to rename the street in front of Trump Tower to "Barack Obama Street".
"I was just doing my job" won't be a valid excuse for breaking the law. If your employer directs you to take actions that violates someone else's constitutional rights, YOU are responsible for your actions. No one forced you.
Let it be known that there will be criminal investigations of ICESTAPO‼️ People need to download the documents WEEKLY and keep updating‼️
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"I was just doing my job" won't be a valid excuse for breaking the law. If your employer directs you to take actions that violates someone else's constitutional rights, YOU are responsible for your actions. No one forced you.
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Mamdani: "Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Mamdani: "Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."
Zohram Mamdani gave an amazing speech tonight. My favorite quote: “ Donald Trump… I have four words for you, TURN THE VOLUME UP!!”
#TurnTheVolumeUp #zohram
#TurnTheVolumeUp #zohram
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Zohram Mamdani gave an amazing speech tonight. My favorite quote: “ Donald Trump… I have four words for you, TURN THE VOLUME UP!!”
#TurnTheVolumeUp #zohram
#TurnTheVolumeUp #zohram
Hell yeah!!! What a great night so far!
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hell yeah!!! What a great night so far!
Verizon Wireless customer service is shockingly terrible. This weekend I moved my service over to Verizon and have had nothing but issues. Today, they issued me a bill over $200 for 1 line. After reaching out to the store rep, she asked me "how much should it be?" At this point...FREE!
November 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Verizon Wireless customer service is shockingly terrible. This weekend I moved my service over to Verizon and have had nothing but issues. Today, they issued me a bill over $200 for 1 line. After reaching out to the store rep, she asked me "how much should it be?" At this point...FREE!
I was today years old when I found out why I've had a crush on Steve Kornacki. Gaydar still works..woop woop! Taking applications if you can do a good Steve Kornacki impersonation...single and ready watch the election!
November 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I was today years old when I found out why I've had a crush on Steve Kornacki. Gaydar still works..woop woop! Taking applications if you can do a good Steve Kornacki impersonation...single and ready watch the election!
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After a judge ordered Donald Trump to make SNAP payments, the wannabe king declared he will defy a court order and won't help people afford groceries.
Trump's message to 42 million Americans: eat dirt.
Trump's message to 42 million Americans: eat dirt.
November 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
After a judge ordered Donald Trump to make SNAP payments, the wannabe king declared he will defy a court order and won't help people afford groceries.
Trump's message to 42 million Americans: eat dirt.
Trump's message to 42 million Americans: eat dirt.
We literally have AI at our fingertips yet we still have to manually change the clocks twice a year. Make it make sense.
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
We literally have AI at our fingertips yet we still have to manually change the clocks twice a year. Make it make sense.
October 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Donald Trump: Best in Show
October 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Donald Trump: Best in Show
We have a broken roomba as a President.
Holy shit, it gets worse...
Goodness gracious - part 2
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
We have a broken roomba as a President.
How much do you want to bet that they are doing the same thing with Trump? Trump might be physically signing all his orders but how many times does he have to ask what he's signing? When will the truth come out that his cabinet is creating them for him and just handing him a stack to sign?
Mike Johnson claims that Biden's pardons are "invalid on their face. I used to be a constitutional litigator. I would love to take this case and go into the court and make that way to set the precedent. You can't allow a president to check out and have unelected people making massive decisions."
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
How much do you want to bet that they are doing the same thing with Trump? Trump might be physically signing all his orders but how many times does he have to ask what he's signing? When will the truth come out that his cabinet is creating them for him and just handing him a stack to sign?
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My “President” bingo card is shot. Didn’t predict renaming the Gulf of Mexico or turning the East Wing into a tacky ballroom.
New square just dropped: “Renames the United States to include his name.”
New square just dropped: “Renames the United States to include his name.”
October 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My “President” bingo card is shot. Didn’t predict renaming the Gulf of Mexico or turning the East Wing into a tacky ballroom.
New square just dropped: “Renames the United States to include his name.”
New square just dropped: “Renames the United States to include his name.”