Dave Astor
daveastor.bsky.social
Dave Astor
@daveastor.bsky.social
Author (including 2024's comedic "Misty the Cat...Unleashed"), book blogger (at DaveAstorOnLiterature.com), humor columnist (for Montclair Local in New Jersey), and progressive. No DMs, please; thank you. 🙂
Misty the cat says: "Wow! A holiday wreath was hung for today's 8th anniversary of my adoption!"
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Misty the cat says: "Wow! A holiday wreath was hung for today's 8th anniversary of my adoption!"
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December 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Misty the cat guest-blogs about literature again... 😼
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December 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Misty the cat says: "There's gotta be a sidewalk sale around here somewhere."
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Misty the cat says: "There's gotta be a sidewalk sale around here somewhere." #sidewalk #catwalktour
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December 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Misty the cat says: "Behold the frozen tundra!"
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Misty the cat says: "Behold the frozen tundra!" #snowcat #snow #catvideos #catshorts #catlovers #cat
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December 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Misty the cat says: "It's 18 degrees in New Jersey, so I'm walking southwest to warmer Texas."
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Misty the cat says: "It's 18 degrees in New Jersey, so I'm walking southwest to warmer Texas." #cat
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December 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Early 1800s author Sir Walter Scott needs to remove himself from my latest humor column...
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MontClairVoyant: School Vote No Longer Alive in 2025
Montclairvoyant wasn't ready for the referendum upset.
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December 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Misty the cat says: "When I'm sprawled on the ground in suburbia, it's suburban sprawl."
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Misty the cat says: "When I'm sprawled on the ground in suburbia, it's suburban sprawl." #suburbs
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December 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Misty the pro-immigrant-rights cat says: "I prefer cool ice over cruel ICE."
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Misty the pro-immigrant-rights cat says: "I prefer cool ice over cruel ICE." #immigration #feline
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December 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Misty the cat says: "These bushes are brown or green. So, basically they're weirdly shaped crayons."
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Misty the cat says: "These bushes are brown or green. So, basically they're weirdly shaped crayons."
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December 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Misty the cat says: "Seems the only Thanksgiving leftovers are leaves."
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Misty the cat says: "Seems the only Thanksgiving leftovers are leaves." #thanksgivingleftovers #cat
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December 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Misty the cat says: "My college human is home for Thanksgiving weekend and majoring in Walking Me."
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Misty the cat says: "My college human is home for Thanksgiving weekend and majoring in Walking Me."
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November 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Misty the cat says: "The Thanksgiving leftovers this year look strangely like ordinary grass."
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Misty the cat says: "The Thanksgiving leftovers this year look strangely like ordinary grass." #cats
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November 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
In my latest humor column, you can feast your eyes on a weird eating-pizza-on-Thanksgiving theme. :-) 🍕
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MontClairVoyant: The School Deficit's Surfeit of Drama
On Thanksgiving, the Montclairvoyant had pizza and the deficit on his mind.
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November 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Misty the ex-President-minded cat says: "I'm to the right of the Bushes, but I'm not conservative."
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Misty the ex-President-minded cat says: "I'm to the right of the Bushes, but I'm not conservative."
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November 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
On Thanksgiving Day, Misty the cat says: "This pumpkin pie needs a bit more processing."
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Misty the cat says: "This pumpkin pie needs a bit more processing." #thanksgiving #pumpkin #pie #cat
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November 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Misty the cat says: "I'm a 17-pound cat who lost 17 pounds to vanish at the end of this video."
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Misty the cat says: "I'm a 17-pound cat who lost 17 pounds to vanish at the end of this video." #cat
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November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Misty the cat says: "It's two days 'til Thanksgiving, but I will not eat this tree."
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Misty the cat says: "It's two days 'til Thanksgiving, but I will not eat this tree." #thanksgiving
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November 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Misty the cat says: "I gave myself leave to leave the leaves."
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Misty the cat says: "I gave myself leave to leave the leaves." #leaves #catvideos #catshorts #funny
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November 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Misty the cat says: "I didn't know my apartment complex was zoned for a car dealership."
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Misty the cat says: "I didn't know my apartment complex was zoned for a car dealership." #cars #cats
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November 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Misty the cat says: "Despite no wind, this is clearly a hurricane. We will rebuild!"
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Misty the cat says: "Despite no wind, this is clearly a hurricane. We will rebuild!" #catchronicles
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November 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Misty the cat says: "Mr. Rogers' neighborhood? Maybe not."
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Misty the cat says: "Mr. Rogers' neighborhood? Maybe not." #catvideos #catshorts #catlovers #cats
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November 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
My latest humor column comments on my local Township Council's welcome vote to support a proposed New Jersey bill to protect immigrants from the Trump regime.
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MontClairVoyant: Immigration Situation Declaration
Montclairvoyant weighs in on Montclair's council's latest vote.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Misty the cat says: "Before I move on, I'm grilling my leash to a nice toasty temperature."
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Misty the cat says: "Before I move on, I'm grilling my leash to a nice toasty temperature." #feline
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November 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM