Dana S. Turkeys 🦃
@danacas1101.bsky.social
Recovering journalist turned marketing god. Humble. Alumna of that one school. Really in to fonts and things that start with W. She/her. 🏳️🌈
Teams meetings are a constant struggle to pay attention and not ask about everyone’s pets who appear on screen.
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Teams meetings are a constant struggle to pay attention and not ask about everyone’s pets who appear on screen.
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Today in extremely normal headlines
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Today in extremely normal headlines
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"you attract what you fear."
OH GOD. OH MY GOD NOOOO!! A SENSE OF VALIDATION AND BELONGING... AND UNLIMITED FREE TIME TO WRITE?? GET AWAAAAAY FROM MEEEEE!
OH GOD. OH MY GOD NOOOO!! A SENSE OF VALIDATION AND BELONGING... AND UNLIMITED FREE TIME TO WRITE?? GET AWAAAAAY FROM MEEEEE!
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"you attract what you fear."
OH GOD. OH MY GOD NOOOO!! A SENSE OF VALIDATION AND BELONGING... AND UNLIMITED FREE TIME TO WRITE?? GET AWAAAAAY FROM MEEEEE!
OH GOD. OH MY GOD NOOOO!! A SENSE OF VALIDATION AND BELONGING... AND UNLIMITED FREE TIME TO WRITE?? GET AWAAAAAY FROM MEEEEE!
One of the Wynonna Earp Fic Greats (TM pending) returns with another fic that is absolutely amazing.
There’s curses. There’s magic. There’s whiskey. There’s going to be 14 chapters.
There’s curses. There’s magic. There’s whiskey. There’s going to be 14 chapters.
A snow globe from a magic shop changes Waverly Earp’s life in ways she never expected. Not all curses break the same way. What Love Leaves Behind. archiveofourown.org/works/750846... #WynonnaEarp
What Love Leaves Behind - Chapter 1 - outsidemynorm15 - Wynonna Earp (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
One of the Wynonna Earp Fic Greats (TM pending) returns with another fic that is absolutely amazing.
There’s curses. There’s magic. There’s whiskey. There’s going to be 14 chapters.
There’s curses. There’s magic. There’s whiskey. There’s going to be 14 chapters.
Already getting emails that ask to circle back after the first of the year for projects and I’m not mad about it.
December 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Already getting emails that ask to circle back after the first of the year for projects and I’m not mad about it.
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The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less
She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.
www.cnbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
As a Michigan State alum, all I ask is that they bring that kind of energy and effort into next season because where has that been all year?
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
As a Michigan State alum, all I ask is that they bring that kind of energy and effort into next season because where has that been all year?
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
New favorite way to eat Thanksgiving leftovers has been unlocked tonight: Thanksgiving nachos.
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
New favorite way to eat Thanksgiving leftovers has been unlocked tonight: Thanksgiving nachos.
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When a news outlet puts a reckless, undocumented claim by the Trump regime in the main headline and puts medical experts’ pushback in the smaller type, it’s making a choice. And not a good one.
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
When a news outlet puts a reckless, undocumented claim by the Trump regime in the main headline and puts medical experts’ pushback in the smaller type, it’s making a choice. And not a good one.
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chess is so unserious man, like, what do you mean knights can only go L shapes
horses know better
horses know better
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
chess is so unserious man, like, what do you mean knights can only go L shapes
horses know better
horses know better
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
I’m not someone who plays Fortnite but seeing that they added Vi and Jinx from Arcane kind of makes me want to play?
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’m not someone who plays Fortnite but seeing that they added Vi and Jinx from Arcane kind of makes me want to play?
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“The One With the Holiday Armadillo” is not just the best seasonal episode of “Friends,” it is my favorite seasonal episode of anything
The Holiday Armadillo episode is one of my favorite episodes of any television show ever 😂
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“The One With the Holiday Armadillo” is not just the best seasonal episode of “Friends,” it is my favorite seasonal episode of anything
Blessed to be in a family who does not do Turkey Trots on Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Blessed to be in a family who does not do Turkey Trots on Thanksgiving.
Thankful for red wine, green bean casserole, my love, my family (blood and found), and my in-laws encouraging me to leave the table so I can eat dessert while watching the Detroit Lions.
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Thankful for red wine, green bean casserole, my love, my family (blood and found), and my in-laws encouraging me to leave the table so I can eat dessert while watching the Detroit Lions.
Watching the Thanksgiving Day parade and I guess I should watch K Pop Demon Hunters now because that song is a bop.
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Watching the Thanksgiving Day parade and I guess I should watch K Pop Demon Hunters now because that song is a bop.
I forget how stressful Thanksgiving can be until Im reminded that my in-laws are THEY CANT KNOW WE SIT people.
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I forget how stressful Thanksgiving can be until Im reminded that my in-laws are THEY CANT KNOW WE SIT people.
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
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SEVERAL sequels to Ocean's 8 featuring Cate Blanchett and her incorrigible wife Sandra Bullock
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
SEVERAL sequels to Ocean's 8 featuring Cate Blanchett and her incorrigible wife Sandra Bullock
Cousin made this beautiful meal: pork loin, carrots, Brussel sprouts. Everyone starts disappearing after dinner and not coming back. We go back to our hotel, sleep, then woke up to that scene from The Exorcist.
Turns out that beautiful dinner came with a side of food poisoning and the flu.
Turns out that beautiful dinner came with a side of food poisoning and the flu.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Cousin made this beautiful meal: pork loin, carrots, Brussel sprouts. Everyone starts disappearing after dinner and not coming back. We go back to our hotel, sleep, then woke up to that scene from The Exorcist.
Turns out that beautiful dinner came with a side of food poisoning and the flu.
Turns out that beautiful dinner came with a side of food poisoning and the flu.
The DMV feels like sadness in the form of fluorescent lights and the most uncomfortable plastic chairs.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The DMV feels like sadness in the form of fluorescent lights and the most uncomfortable plastic chairs.
Well, the Detroit Lions won.
But oof, was that *ugly.*
But oof, was that *ugly.*
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Well, the Detroit Lions won.
But oof, was that *ugly.*
But oof, was that *ugly.*
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TOOK MY CHEVY TO THE LEVEE
BUT THE LEVEE WAS DRY
BUT THE LEVEE WAS DRY
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
TOOK MY CHEVY TO THE LEVEE
BUT THE LEVEE WAS DRY
BUT THE LEVEE WAS DRY