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Dallin Johnson
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Sustainably sourced. Biodegradable. Recyclable. Yet fun at parties.
For those who have been using both Bluesky and Twitter today- how has coverage of the fires here compared to Twitter?
January 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Are people still calling them “skeets” here?
November 21, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Oh shit r/place is back.
July 20, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Long live the Silver Line train to Dulles!
July 5, 2023 at 10:04 PM
Fuck the king of England amirite?
July 4, 2023 at 7:25 PM
Reskeet if down for a trip to Dollywood.
July 4, 2023 at 7:19 PM
We need a yuppie in the White House who’s not afraid to bring the Oval Office into the 21st century by transforming the Resolute Desk into the Resolute Standing Desk With Dual Monitors.
July 3, 2023 at 6:38 PM
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Hello, Twitter people checking their Bluesky accounts because Twitter is currently down 👋
July 1, 2023 at 3:18 PM
"'Succession' offered both a backstage look at the lives of the ultrawealthy and the comforting assurance that maybe those lives, despite the expensive trinkets that adorned them, weren’t especially nice."

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/28/arts/television/succession-finale.html
‘Succession’ Is Over. Why Did We Care?
For five years, the series and the question of who would end up in charge captivated a chatty swath of the TV audience. But did anyone really win in the end?
www.nytimes.com
June 29, 2023 at 6:29 PM
I gotta get my ass to Fun Town.
June 29, 2023 at 3:38 AM
The same voting jurisdiction that elected Mitt Romney (R-UT) Governor of Massachusetts in 2002 also elected Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) to the Senate, which of course means the same jurisdiction that elected Romney to the Senate will surely elect Warren Governor of Utah should she ever decide to run.
June 25, 2023 at 6:02 PM
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Agreed. I doubt Prigozhin achieves much, and he's just as horrible a person as Putin.

But I do think it is good for humanity to see an example of corrupt elites initiating a war, failing badly at it, then turning on one another. Hopefully it makes other corrupt elites think twice.
still pretty skeptical anything major comes from this but the whole ukraine fiasco for putin has to be one of the truly incredible bag fumbles if he gets merked or has to flee
"The trains ran on time" wasn't true about Mussolini, but it does encapsulate an aspect of authoritarianism. Unless there's near-total control (e.g., North Korea), there has to be some stability or it will be challenged. Putin had that and thew it away for a delusional attempt at ethnic cleansing.
June 24, 2023 at 2:10 PM
If they weren’t going to make it, I’m glad it was an implosion. I can’t imagine a more horrific way to go than suffocating on a timer in your own tomb.
June 22, 2023 at 8:23 PM
“Inflation is falling in a big way” -Michael Barbaro on the Daily this morning
June 20, 2023 at 1:39 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
June 18, 2023 at 10:47 PM
Has anyone made a video montage of all the time Logan Roy says “fuck off”?
June 18, 2023 at 4:05 AM
Target is high-key goated when an unbelievable amount of things is the vibe.
June 15, 2023 at 2:11 AM
California is where woke comes to vibe. 👉🏼😎👉🏼
June 14, 2023 at 4:58 AM
Here’s something no one’s done yet, something I believe should be done, and something that would be a bit of a dream gig for me: design a course for the College Board called AP Rock History.
June 14, 2023 at 3:17 AM
One of life’s biggest cheat codes is realizing that simply showing up for shit gets you like 90 percent there for basically everything.

Want to be a good student? Show up to your professors’ shit. A good employee? Show up to your employer’s shit. A good friend, to your friends’ shit, etc etc.
June 10, 2023 at 2:59 PM
NYT gets so excited when they get to report on Trump. NYT loves giving Trump the attention he so badly wants.
June 9, 2023 at 3:02 PM
I’ve started Succession.
June 9, 2023 at 3:43 AM
Could they not have just called the streaming service “HBO” from the beginning and released updates to the app as needed instead of rebranding repeatedly and making us download a new app every few quarters?
June 3, 2023 at 5:27 AM
Always interesting to see how stressed the country becomes over debt ceiling negotiations when the resolution invariably has been and continues to be that Congress and the White House work together to avoid a default.

Always easier to say in hindsight, ofc, but this has never not been the outcome.
June 1, 2023 at 2:21 PM
Telling ChatGPT to talk to me in Bart Simpson's voice kicks so much ass.
May 31, 2023 at 10:07 PM