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cyn
@cynicalyapper.bsky.social
professionally diagnosed autistic yapper

she/her
not a minor
forgot this app exists
June 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
What’s up
June 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
why is trump trying to start a war with canada, does he really want to find out why we’re the reason for the geneva convention
February 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
no cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is now your therapist

does he count as a celebrity? lmaoo
January 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
good morning friends!

another day of watching america speedrun democracy on nightmare mode
January 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Good morning friends how is it going
January 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Lmaoooo yes
December 20, 2024 at 3:32 PM
hello
December 18, 2024 at 12:50 PM
how does your pinterest see you? search these categories

-lyrics
-aesthetic
-outfit
-animal

pls 💀
December 12, 2024 at 3:18 PM
maybe next time they shouldnt drink and drive, idk
December 5, 2024 at 9:37 PM
good morning, i forgot to take my meds and im tired as shit omg
December 5, 2024 at 2:59 PM
well, that’s embarassing.

it was before taylor and chappell gave me the ick lmao
December 4, 2024 at 2:14 PM
bro really woke up wanting to annex a former british colony
December 3, 2024 at 8:48 PM
burger king:
December 3, 2024 at 8:33 PM
E.T.:
I was rooting for the alien invasion.
December 3, 2024 at 8:04 PM
freud when asked what his oedipus complex theory is about:
December 3, 2024 at 6:42 PM
my roomba:
fuck my gay robot life man
December 3, 2024 at 6:09 PM
me at pub quiz when they asked for the capital of azerbaïdjan but gave the capital of tadjikistan instead
December 3, 2024 at 3:19 PM
hello????
December 3, 2024 at 3:25 AM
i WHOLEHEARTEDLY accept this deal omg 🤤🖤
December 2, 2024 at 11:52 PM
the greeks in the trojan horse:
December 2, 2024 at 6:28 PM
it's funny getting blocked by random people i've never interacted with, i always wonder what post sent them over the edge
December 2, 2024 at 5:01 PM
breaking news : i was unfortunately found alive in my bed and i have to go to work
December 2, 2024 at 2:47 PM
charlemagne:
Guys why do I keep getting raided by barbarians 😭😭😭
December 1, 2024 at 11:31 PM
WHERE ARE YOU
I’m taking an indefinite hiatus😛😛
December 1, 2024 at 4:29 PM