🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵
@crucialwax.com
I’m either a cat, or a brain in a jar. I mean, not all brain transplant procedures take, so it’s a sort of Schrödinger's brain situation. he/him/they/them. I am a legal adult in every state but mind. I WILL PUBLISH YOUR DMs.
I should have blocked someone way earlier than.
I tried to get them to a place where we could discuss a topic they invited themselves into but they just kept insulting me. Sometimes I’m successful at getting someone to a place where we discuss “the thing” and sometimes I’m not.
Today
I tried to get them to a place where we could discuss a topic they invited themselves into but they just kept insulting me. Sometimes I’m successful at getting someone to a place where we discuss “the thing” and sometimes I’m not.
Today
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I should have blocked someone way earlier than.
I tried to get them to a place where we could discuss a topic they invited themselves into but they just kept insulting me. Sometimes I’m successful at getting someone to a place where we discuss “the thing” and sometimes I’m not.
Today
I tried to get them to a place where we could discuss a topic they invited themselves into but they just kept insulting me. Sometimes I’m successful at getting someone to a place where we discuss “the thing” and sometimes I’m not.
Today
I’m a fan of @clareblackwood.bsky.social and she just put out a video on her new patreon.
If you have the bucks, and wish satirical comedy to thrive in Canada, sponsor her on her patreon! (And watch her new video before she just goes and gives it away for free.)
www.patreon.com/cw/ClareBlac...
If you have the bucks, and wish satirical comedy to thrive in Canada, sponsor her on her patreon! (And watch her new video before she just goes and gives it away for free.)
www.patreon.com/cw/ClareBlac...
The Very Unfunny Leftist | Patreon
I want to make you laugh because our politicians make us cry.
www.patreon.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I’m a fan of @clareblackwood.bsky.social and she just put out a video on her new patreon.
If you have the bucks, and wish satirical comedy to thrive in Canada, sponsor her on her patreon! (And watch her new video before she just goes and gives it away for free.)
www.patreon.com/cw/ClareBlac...
If you have the bucks, and wish satirical comedy to thrive in Canada, sponsor her on her patreon! (And watch her new video before she just goes and gives it away for free.)
www.patreon.com/cw/ClareBlac...
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December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
We are officially open to the public! selfhosted.social is an independent ATProto PDS managed by @baileytownsend.dev
No invite codes required. Everyone is welcome. We just ask that you read over and agree to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Service.
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I HAVE A PATREON NOW! 🎉
Hello everyone. It's official: you can now support me and my comedy, if you are able to and wish to. Link to the Patreon will be below, and is also in this video's YouTube description.
I'm so excited! It's going to be really fun. Unless you hate jokes.
youtu.be/_DFgW0Q_H2E
Hello everyone. It's official: you can now support me and my comedy, if you are able to and wish to. Link to the Patreon will be below, and is also in this video's YouTube description.
I'm so excited! It's going to be really fun. Unless you hate jokes.
youtu.be/_DFgW0Q_H2E
I Have A Patreon Now!
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I HAVE A PATREON NOW! 🎉
Hello everyone. It's official: you can now support me and my comedy, if you are able to and wish to. Link to the Patreon will be below, and is also in this video's YouTube description.
I'm so excited! It's going to be really fun. Unless you hate jokes.
youtu.be/_DFgW0Q_H2E
Hello everyone. It's official: you can now support me and my comedy, if you are able to and wish to. Link to the Patreon will be below, and is also in this video's YouTube description.
I'm so excited! It's going to be really fun. Unless you hate jokes.
youtu.be/_DFgW0Q_H2E
Satire people. Satire. I know it’s getting harder to tell.
'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News
In a recent article about the United States' strained relationships with other countries, Time Magazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site The Beaverton — seemingly as fact.
www.cbc.ca
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Satire people. Satire. I know it’s getting harder to tell.
Makes sense. More than it seems.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Makes sense. More than it seems.
I ran out of internet to read.
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I ran out of internet to read.
When you give ownership of MPs to people who are running for leadership of a party but are not yet the leader of that party. And one of them doesn’t even hold a seat in parliament.
Fear these powerful people. They must use the force.
Fear these powerful people. They must use the force.
@avilewis.ca @heathermcpherson.bsky.social
Why are your MPs blocking people? Seriously. This is what Rempel-Garner and her ilk do.
Why are your MPs blocking people? Seriously. This is what Rempel-Garner and her ilk do.
“Please help us rebuild our party”
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
When you give ownership of MPs to people who are running for leadership of a party but are not yet the leader of that party. And one of them doesn’t even hold a seat in parliament.
Fear these powerful people. They must use the force.
Fear these powerful people. They must use the force.
Scam alert:
Got a direct message claiming I was suspended on Bluesky with a link I dare not follow.
Beware!
Got a direct message claiming I was suspended on Bluesky with a link I dare not follow.
Beware!
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Scam alert:
Got a direct message claiming I was suspended on Bluesky with a link I dare not follow.
Beware!
Got a direct message claiming I was suspended on Bluesky with a link I dare not follow.
Beware!
I have just eaten more pretzels in one sitting than I ever have in my life. By a factor of five.
I think it was 17 pretzels.
Not a fan of pretzels.
But I needed salt.
I still need salt.
Can’t do anymore pretzels.
Is there a salt lick map app?
I think it was 17 pretzels.
Not a fan of pretzels.
But I needed salt.
I still need salt.
Can’t do anymore pretzels.
Is there a salt lick map app?
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I have just eaten more pretzels in one sitting than I ever have in my life. By a factor of five.
I think it was 17 pretzels.
Not a fan of pretzels.
But I needed salt.
I still need salt.
Can’t do anymore pretzels.
Is there a salt lick map app?
I think it was 17 pretzels.
Not a fan of pretzels.
But I needed salt.
I still need salt.
Can’t do anymore pretzels.
Is there a salt lick map app?
So who is this Mamdani guy and why is he so freakin ‘ cool?
Where do I get one?
Where do I get one?
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
So who is this Mamdani guy and why is he so freakin ‘ cool?
Where do I get one?
Where do I get one?
Watching Zohran’s campaign has had an odd effect on me.
All of the videos are showing so much joy and so much of the vibrancy of New York that it is making me want visit and experience NYC.
All of the videos are showing so much joy and so much of the vibrancy of New York that it is making me want visit and experience NYC.
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Watching Zohran’s campaign has had an odd effect on me.
All of the videos are showing so much joy and so much of the vibrancy of New York that it is making me want visit and experience NYC.
All of the videos are showing so much joy and so much of the vibrancy of New York that it is making me want visit and experience NYC.
Is there some kind of baseball game happening or something?
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Is there some kind of baseball game happening or something?
I’m going to hear a lot about the blue jays tonight again I bet.
October 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’m going to hear a lot about the blue jays tonight again I bet.
BREAKING NEWS:
Zohran was in line at the grocery and did not move forward for two seconds because he was looking down at his phone and not paying attention to line movements.
Zohran was in line at the grocery and did not move forward for two seconds because he was looking down at his phone and not paying attention to line movements.
October 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
Zohran was in line at the grocery and did not move forward for two seconds because he was looking down at his phone and not paying attention to line movements.
Zohran was in line at the grocery and did not move forward for two seconds because he was looking down at his phone and not paying attention to line movements.
I didn’t shut off your replies like you just did to me. You’re accusing me of things you did.
I didn’t answer where I lived because it has nothing to do with me and my flag is in my username.
You don’t want to discuss the points I’m making. You call me names and lie and say I’m the troll? Funny.
I didn’t answer where I lived because it has nothing to do with me and my flag is in my username.
You don’t want to discuss the points I’m making. You call me names and lie and say I’m the troll? Funny.
October 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I didn’t shut off your replies like you just did to me. You’re accusing me of things you did.
I didn’t answer where I lived because it has nothing to do with me and my flag is in my username.
You don’t want to discuss the points I’m making. You call me names and lie and say I’m the troll? Funny.
I didn’t answer where I lived because it has nothing to do with me and my flag is in my username.
You don’t want to discuss the points I’m making. You call me names and lie and say I’m the troll? Funny.
Singers.
Sing the notes.
You don’t need to trill like a .. thing that … trills. Just sing the notes.
IF YOU MUST trill, please save it for the denouement. At least that way it’s special.
But you know what’s really special?
The notes.
Sing the notes.
Sing the notes.
You don’t need to trill like a .. thing that … trills. Just sing the notes.
IF YOU MUST trill, please save it for the denouement. At least that way it’s special.
But you know what’s really special?
The notes.
Sing the notes.
October 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Singers.
Sing the notes.
You don’t need to trill like a .. thing that … trills. Just sing the notes.
IF YOU MUST trill, please save it for the denouement. At least that way it’s special.
But you know what’s really special?
The notes.
Sing the notes.
Sing the notes.
You don’t need to trill like a .. thing that … trills. Just sing the notes.
IF YOU MUST trill, please save it for the denouement. At least that way it’s special.
But you know what’s really special?
The notes.
Sing the notes.
I‘ve had too much gin and will answer any damn thing I’m asked for maybe the next 10 minutes.
October 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I‘ve had too much gin and will answer any damn thing I’m asked for maybe the next 10 minutes.
Ok ok ok.
This.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year. It’s the whole everything of it. The details in the background. The gloves. You’ll see what I mean when you get to the gloves.
This.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year. It’s the whole everything of it. The details in the background. The gloves. You’ll see what I mean when you get to the gloves.
This Might Be Taco Bell’s BEST Item Yet!
YouTube video by TheReportOfTheWeek
m.youtube.com
October 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ok ok ok.
This.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year. It’s the whole everything of it. The details in the background. The gloves. You’ll see what I mean when you get to the gloves.
This.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year. It’s the whole everything of it. The details in the background. The gloves. You’ll see what I mean when you get to the gloves.
I don’t know what’s going on.
This post is evergreen.
This post is evergreen.
October 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I don’t know what’s going on.
This post is evergreen.
This post is evergreen.
Found a place that serves a hot version of iced tea.
October 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Found a place that serves a hot version of iced tea.
Finally saw the new superman.
I liked it!
Everyone is welcome to their own opposite incorrect opinion.
I love you.
I liked it!
Everyone is welcome to their own opposite incorrect opinion.
I love you.
October 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Finally saw the new superman.
I liked it!
Everyone is welcome to their own opposite incorrect opinion.
I love you.
I liked it!
Everyone is welcome to their own opposite incorrect opinion.
I love you.
I want my following tab to not show posts that I can’t comment on.
October 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I want my following tab to not show posts that I can’t comment on.