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Your Bluesky Dad
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
In the late 90s I bought a whole damn greatest hits collection just to listen to this one song
this place has a 70s butt rock station on and u know what, Foghat was cooking w 'Slow Ride'
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Ross Douthat only supports DEI for people with droopy faces like him
Good Lord, why?
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If I could jettison anyone into the sun its any person that uses “Make _____ Great Again” in their YouTube video titles. Or just about anywhere, really
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Don’t worry Larry. No one will share this horrific “insight”
Here's the full Summers email, btw.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
A neat question Windows 11 will ask you when you update it, onions to shutdown or restart. Now you may think a shutdown, means the computer will turn off. It actually means the computer will restart
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Why do we call them an incel instead of a Thot-less Monster
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I do believe that there was a bond continuity, but Dalton was the break of it. Either last in the continuity, or first after. Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig both felt like fresh starts, and that’s how it should be
Honestly, "but Bond died in the last movie" is just...every new actor has been a new Bond, a fresh start. If you want to do the obsessive continuity thing, you do that within that actor's run. I'd have thought anyone immersed in 007 movies would realize this
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Going onto GameFaqs to find a walkthrough last updated in 2004 for the best strats on how to read Halo: The Fall of Reach
books have no tech tree, no fog of war
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Whatever mistakes I have made in my life, at least I won’t play on my phone speakers an AI narrated YouTube video about the history of uniforms in the SS division
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I see C-SPAN is airing cuck porn again
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
We have drifted further from God’s grace as our hubris has led us to build pickup trucks without front bench seating
The bumper says 'rugged working man'.

But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.

Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Just make shirts out of lens cloth at this point
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Confusing “wifeguy” with “boywife” is a common mistake
Loving women is gay. Being attracted to women is gay. Enjoying consentual sex with women is gay.

Is anything straight anymore?
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Sleeping off the empty void of existence
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I just think politicians should try to do good things for a change
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Live look in at the latest Celtics practice
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I love sport stats that are clearly just following the rules of rounding down three or more of the players stats until it starts making them look good
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Honestly have to appreciate just the sheer dedication that people are still doing fcf all these years later
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I know this is a joke about me specifically, but I don’t care
The animation change half way through is killing me
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
nooo dont nut in november ur so sexy aha
November 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I have no fucking clue what is happening in EU5
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Highlander is yours now, Yorgos Lanthimos
predator: badlands sitting at 90% on rotten tomatoes is another win for the theory that the way to make inevitable 80s reboot slopfests work is to fully turn them over to one auteur and let him or her cook for a decade
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What does New York gain with Staten Island besides claims on WuTang?
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Don’t be fucking stupid? But I told you I had a bimbo fetish
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM