CriticalMassive
@criticalmassive.bsky.social
On a quest for gains and glory 💪🏻 Lover of anime, DnD, and questionable life choices. Certified himbo, professional bttm, and kinkster with a plot twist.
I wanted to create my own fursona. It needs a few tweaks but I’d like to introduce Toblerone. Thicker than a snicker and sweeter than one too.
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I wanted to create my own fursona. It needs a few tweaks but I’d like to introduce Toblerone. Thicker than a snicker and sweeter than one too.
Slept like total utter trash. Someone please grant my coffee strength today?
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September 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Slept like total utter trash. Someone please grant my coffee strength today?
If only 3 gym bros on the same machine meant they move 3 times faster
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September 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
If only 3 gym bros on the same machine meant they move 3 times faster
Making an assumption that a lot of workout/gym clothing brands are not as inclusive as we would like. Let’s support those that do. If you know of a brand that is inclusive drop it below so we can start a thread of places for himbos, bimbos, and thembos can shop. #supportLGBTQbusinnesses
September 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Making an assumption that a lot of workout/gym clothing brands are not as inclusive as we would like. Let’s support those that do. If you know of a brand that is inclusive drop it below so we can start a thread of places for himbos, bimbos, and thembos can shop. #supportLGBTQbusinnesses
It was Pokémon 3 where a strong father figure who leaves crystal footprints and fulfills any wish, left me with unrealistic gay expectations for the future…
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September 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It was Pokémon 3 where a strong father figure who leaves crystal footprints and fulfills any wish, left me with unrealistic gay expectations for the future…
When you plug up for the first time in awhile
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August 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
When you plug up for the first time in awhile
My schedule and priorities were not great last week. But this week betta watch out cause I’m bringing it 💪🏻💪🏻
August 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
My schedule and priorities were not great last week. But this week betta watch out cause I’m bringing it 💪🏻💪🏻
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Headed down to Asbury Park for the weekend! @criticalmassive.bsky.social and I will be having a big gay weekend at The Empress to celebrate my birthday! You can catch me bootblacking on Sunday at Georgie’s for the beer bust at 2!
August 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Headed down to Asbury Park for the weekend! @criticalmassive.bsky.social and I will be having a big gay weekend at The Empress to celebrate my birthday! You can catch me bootblacking on Sunday at Georgie’s for the beer bust at 2!
Taking a stab at writing smut. Going to see if I can write enough short stories for a small book. 😈😬
August 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Taking a stab at writing smut. Going to see if I can write enough short stories for a small book. 😈😬
Id say leg day was a success
July 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Id say leg day was a success
Just a lil wet💦💦
July 8, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Just a lil wet💦💦
This past week was rough, trying to bring some new energy into the new week.
July 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This past week was rough, trying to bring some new energy into the new week.
Feeling thicc 💪🏻💪🏻 always chasing those gains
June 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Feeling thicc 💪🏻💪🏻 always chasing those gains
Awruff! @cumpuppy.bsky.social always gets my good side
June 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Awruff! @cumpuppy.bsky.social always gets my good side
Could use a lil push for pics. Any requests? Kink based are cool too. I’m having some trouble taking them for myself.
June 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Could use a lil push for pics. Any requests? Kink based are cool too. I’m having some trouble taking them for myself.
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Random thought - if you’re not some rich asshole who gets to dictate every moment of your schedule. Give yourself some grace for the things you didn’t get to today.
May 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Random thought - if you’re not some rich asshole who gets to dictate every moment of your schedule. Give yourself some grace for the things you didn’t get to today.
All sweaty, pumped, and musky after my workout…
May 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
All sweaty, pumped, and musky after my workout…
My heart goes out to all the artists and creators who have had their small business impacted by orange turd’s trade war BS. *When you’re out at cons and events this year, if you can try and support them you should.*
FWA was my first big event post election and the impact is clear.
FWA was my first big event post election and the impact is clear.
May 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My heart goes out to all the artists and creators who have had their small business impacted by orange turd’s trade war BS. *When you’re out at cons and events this year, if you can try and support them you should.*
FWA was my first big event post election and the impact is clear.
FWA was my first big event post election and the impact is clear.